jesse
@jesseltaylor.bsky.social
what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
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jesse
@jesseltaylor.bsky.social
· Oct 10
can I pin my post to someone else's profile
he looks like he's at the bar of a Ruth's Chris telling someone in her twenties how he and his wife are still technically together, but they've been divorced in every way but in writing for years now
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
he looks like he's at the bar of a Ruth's Chris telling someone in her twenties how he and his wife are still technically together, but they've been divorced in every way but in writing for years now
Your health insurance is going to cost more than your 50-year mortgage payment, but at least we're crushing the scourge of Mary Jane
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Your health insurance is going to cost more than your 50-year mortgage payment, but at least we're crushing the scourge of Mary Jane
Canceling zero dates is going to devastate the city's economy
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Canceling zero dates is going to devastate the city's economy
Immediately scrapping my "moderates win elections" take and replacing it with my "local elections mean nothing" take
JUST IN: Katie Wilson is now ahead of Mayor Bruce Harrell in the Seattle mayoral race.
Stay tuned for details on today's count.
Stay tuned for details on today's count.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Immediately scrapping my "moderates win elections" take and replacing it with my "local elections mean nothing" take
I always wanted to have as little equity in a home for as long as possible
POLITICO: “.. The White House was blindsided by the idea, according to two people familiar with the situation .. and is now dealing with a furious backlash from conservative allies, business leaders and lawmakers.” 🤡
@politico.com $XHB
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
@politico.com $XHB
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I always wanted to have as little equity in a home for as long as possible
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liam neeson currently whispering this into a spraypainted women's razor
Do you think Jar Jar Binks was made for children to sympathize with indigenous populations? If so, which ones?
"I have no idea what being a contributing writer for a fascist rag has to do with despising a character that was created for children to sympathize with indigenous populations"
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
liam neeson currently whispering this into a spraypainted women's razor
it seems contradictory to say that experts agree that something they can't define is bad for us
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target. n.pr/4qMrN7P
People want to avoid ultra-processed foods. But experts struggle to define them
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
it seems contradictory to say that experts agree that something they can't define is bad for us
Meltdown May isn't a month; it's a state of being
How shocking that a writer for The New York Times is so pissy about a trilogy of movies that deal with political corruption
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Meltdown May isn't a month; it's a state of being
lamenting that the blue haired barista won't date me
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
lamenting that the blue haired barista won't date me
in some universes, he's Peacekeeper's brother
in this one, he's fired
in this one, he's fired
Breaking: Brian Daboll is out as the New York Giants head coach, sources tell Adam Schefter.
Get breaking news alerts from Adam Schefter through the ESPN app ➡️ espn.smart.link/66rqoc9mb.
Get breaking news alerts from Adam Schefter through the ESPN app ➡️ espn.smart.link/66rqoc9mb.
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
in some universes, he's Peacekeeper's brother
in this one, he's fired
in this one, he's fired
i dread reading the leaps trump made to try and destroy the italian pasta industry
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i dread reading the leaps trump made to try and destroy the italian pasta industry
in a customer service loop where i call about a service request we put in three months ago, the rep tells me that i was contacted about it (i wasn't), they realize their records are wrong, they try to find someone who can help, and i'm told to call back the next day
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
in a customer service loop where i call about a service request we put in three months ago, the rep tells me that i was contacted about it (i wasn't), they realize their records are wrong, they try to find someone who can help, and i'm told to call back the next day
nobody:
nate silver: bluesky is probably having a 27 gender discussion about safe spaces
nate silver: bluesky is probably having a 27 gender discussion about safe spaces
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
nobody:
nate silver: bluesky is probably having a 27 gender discussion about safe spaces
nate silver: bluesky is probably having a 27 gender discussion about safe spaces
between his keen political insight and cutting wit, i wouldn't want to go up against nate silver in a debate!!!
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
between his keen political insight and cutting wit, i wouldn't want to go up against nate silver in a debate!!!
the free press has an exclusive first excerpt from john fetterman's book, in case you're wondering where he is ideologically now
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
the free press has an exclusive first excerpt from john fetterman's book, in case you're wondering where he is ideologically now
thanks for this important insight, bari weiss
Dave Portnoy says there's been a "definitive shift" toward antisemitism: "People are coming up with real hate"
In a "CBS Sunday Morning" interview with Tony Dokoupil to air Nov. 16, the president of Barstool Sports talks about an increase in anti-Jewish expression: "This is not normal."
www.cbsnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
thanks for this important insight, bari weiss
someone's already writing a take about how making light of this offends the vast majority of americans who aspire to look like their faces were rendered using the super fx chip
D.C. plastic surgeons see surge in "Mar‑a‑Lago face" requests from Trump insiders
"[They] want to look like they had something done."
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
someone's already writing a take about how making light of this offends the vast majority of americans who aspire to look like their faces were rendered using the super fx chip
Blippi actually is funded by ISIS, but you're not ready for that conversation
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Blippi actually is funded by ISIS, but you're not ready for that conversation
i cannot think of a single downside to purging the nation's air traffic controllers in the middle of november
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i cannot think of a single downside to purging the nation's air traffic controllers in the middle of november
the idea that health insurance is fraud if you don't make a claim in a given year is legitimately bonkers
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
the idea that health insurance is fraud if you don't make a claim in a given year is legitimately bonkers
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
*reporter voice*
i read on a website that you love terrorism. do you love terrorism? if so, why?
i read on a website that you love terrorism. do you love terrorism? if so, why?
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
*reporter voice*
i read on a website that you love terrorism. do you love terrorism? if so, why?
i read on a website that you love terrorism. do you love terrorism? if so, why?
i anticipate a series of anonymous dem quotes about how the shutdown strategy was being driven by "the groups" any minute now
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i anticipate a series of anonymous dem quotes about how the shutdown strategy was being driven by "the groups" any minute now
taking what i can get today
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
taking what i can get today