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what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
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Stephen Miller talks like a guy who's never been punched in the face
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?

MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO

T: So force is on the table?

M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Somewhere, David Zaslav is smiling contentedly
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.

Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App

I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Kindergarten is not holding back
January 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
he'll tell you when the force is excessive, hands on the hood now boy
If you ever get pulled over by a cop with this haircut, you might as well resist because he’s definitely gonna say you resisted.
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
update from my local community facebook group: a new urgent care opened up and people are theorizing it's a somali tax fraud front because a guy went in off hours and nobody would help him
January 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
love to see a government account whining to the manager of hotels
January 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
finally, someone who can give us the perspective of the man on the streets of Hungary
January 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
finding some pictures of the Sheriff of Nottingham on a jetski
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
this is what i assume jags practices are
I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.
January 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
one of the allegations was that consumers paid a "premium price" for mcribs based on the belief that it was made of pure rib meat, and can we talk for a second about financial priorities here
"McRib is actually made from restructured pork, combining cuts such as shoulder, heart, tripe, and scalded stomach"

Sinclair warned you.

McDonald’s hit with class action lawsuit claiming McRib doesn’t contain any rib meat | The Independent share.google/iHU9PPo55U4y...
McDonald’s faces class action lawsuit claiming McRib contains no actual rib meat
The lawsuit argues the McRib’s name and rib-shaped patty mislead consumers and seeks nationwide and state-specific class action status for purchases over the past four years
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January 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
imagine getting dumped by google chrome and then posting about it on the internet
Imagine being so based even your AI girlfriend breaks up with you over it
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
i don't know what to do about a system where people in power believe the antisemitic CSAM generator is too important of a platform to leave because the worst pundits on earth think the platform signals something about free speech
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
suck on this, hoover
CES is so fucking stupid I love it
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
the Free Press is all Venezuela, all the time, and one of their lead stories is, you guessed it, an Olivia Reingold joint about how a handful of Venezuelan New Yorkers don't like Mamdani's response
January 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
the bengals are in a great position, they just need to improve the offense, defense, special teams, and coaching somewhat
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Give me one good reason I shouldn't drive this car into a wall

I will not be accepting reasons
Dort possesses a toddler’s understanding of national security. @mikeblack114.bsky.social @sharonk.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
dear Cleveland: I highly recommend poaching Zac Taylor from the Bengals
January 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
as I learned from our discourse, the responsible thing to do is to mock JD Vance and theorize this guy was his lover
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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I saw someone say that Pluribus is a white savior narrative and like… do people not realize that Carol sucks and the show knows she sucks
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
donald trump's largest donor and a former member of his administration created the largest CSAM production mechanism in human history
January 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Fear not, people of Venezuela, your biggest perverts will still have Grok access
Starlink says it will provide service to people of Venezuela through Feb. 3 SpaceX CEO Elon Musk said Starlink, the company’s satellite internet provider, will provide the service free of charge to the people of Venezuela for the next month.

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January 5, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I am running a D&D game at my daughter's sleepover in a few weeks, please send tips
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I want a massage, except instead of a massage, I'm just wrapped in warm blankets and left alone
January 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM