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jesse
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what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
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the centrism will continue until morale decreases
An NYT opinion piece by Binyamin Applebaum: Mamdani Isn't the Future of the Democrats. This Guy Is. It's Josh Shapiro. The entire point is that only centrism wins elections, even when it doesn't
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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WARNING: spoilers for Rise of Skywalker
You learned Palpatine was alive if you played a Fortnite exclusive event
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Bedtime for Bonzo in the Mamdani font
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from
NYT INTERESTING TIMES Did Women Ruin the Workplace? And can conservative feminism fix it? By Ross Douthat and Victoria Chamberlin
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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An Xbox achievement meme G200 - My My My Sharia Imposed Sharia law on a city with a population of more than 1,000,000
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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A text bubble from Final Fantasy VI: KEFKA: Hee, hee! I endorse Andrew Cuomo!
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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assuming we're all going to be mad about this today
Ezra Klein: This Is the Way You Beat Trump -- and Trumpism Democrats do not just need to win more people. They also need to win more places.
November 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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this is apparently a new Steak N Shake logo
A new Steak N Shake logo where "Famous for Steakburgers" has been replaced with "Bitcoin" and "Beef Tallow Fries". The wings from the old logo have also been replaced with circuit lines.
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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police can't tell the difference between candy and fentanyl
Earlier this month, a traffic stop led Florida police to discover brightly colored candy reminiscent of pearlescent gumballs that field tested for fentanyl, according to the West Palm Beach Police Department. Subsequent testing revealed no presence of narcotics, police said, but the similarity to the deadly synthetic opioid raised concern.
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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guess we're seeing how this worked out for her
"We Need To Start Befriending Neo Nazis" by Bethany Mandel
October 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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paramount spent $150 million for this
The top story at the free press: things worth remembering: the wisdom of Harry Potter The series taught a generation that honor matters.
October 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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I order small coffees to feel big
My hand holding a very tiny cortado cup
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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what a strange little man
Threads post from thebaseddad: We live in a time where if a black man tried to rob me and I called him the n-word... People would be angrier at ME for the word than at HIM for the crime. That's a serious problem.
October 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I like the Lego version better
A picture of a Lego Death Star diorama
October 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I can't be the only one who sees it
Jordan from Love is Blind, a white man with floppy dark hair Stevie from Eastbound and Down, another white man with floppy dark hair
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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*naomi wolf voice*

no! NO! NOOOO!!!!!!!
the lead story at the Free Press: "Woody Allen Remembers Diane Keaton"
October 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Look at this and tell me the Free Press doesn't do good--nay, great--work
A screenshot of four Free Press stories, which consist of a guy complaining about how computers have too many shortcuts, two pieces about whether Trump or Machado should have won the Nobel, and Bari Weiss' somehow less talented sister Suzy complaining about a Julia Roberts movie
October 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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donning the armor of god to face the forces of hell
An inflatable frog costume
October 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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i'm sorry, what is the debate here, exactly? it's the former NRA spokesperson versus a literal pile of human slime, moderated by a human llm
The Free Press: OUR NEXT DEBATE: WOULD AMERICA BE SAFER WITHOUT THE SECOND AMENDMENT? Get your tickets now for our next live debate on November 5 in Chicago, featuring Alan Dershowitz, Dana Loesch , and Bari Weiss
October 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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portland rn
a screenshot of Final Fantasy VII (PS1, 1997), in which characters Cloud, Aeris, and Yuffie are celebrating after having won. Aeris and Yuffie have been inflicted with Toad status, which turns them into literal toads. They are leaping several feet in the air in joy.
October 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Dril tweet: CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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related? i cannot say
From the New Republic: "The Trump administration has finally managed to make something significantly cheaper for Americans: cocaine."
October 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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"i'd like to see the mako corporation handle this heterodoxy!"
barret from final fantasy vii
October 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I understand that the WaPo opinion page is now just conservative agitprop, but I was hoping they wouldn't use it as an excuse to immediately be this stupid
The shutdown is only proving Trump's point The president argues that the federal bureaucracy is useless. Shutdowns tend to reinforce that view.
October 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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how you doin', Mistah J?
Mac Jones in what looks like a Harley Quinn from Batman: The Animated Series costume turned into a fitted suit
October 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM