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uel aramchek
@uel.bsky.social
uel aramchek. tarot, writing, high weirdness.
You can read most of my fiction at northofreality.com
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the tarot of the real thread:
THE DEVIL (XV):
I will never write a date me doc. This absolute sick freak machine of HR for permission to interact with emotion, from Tinder on up, needs to die.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
you’re funeral
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
time to batten down the hatches or whatever
October 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
gnosia anime really surprising me with its quality, I did not think this would work as well as it is
October 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the dichotomy between the bluesky and twitter universe is curious. like, sure, there’s a lot of scolds and cringe, but at the same time, this is where arts and academia live now
October 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Who’s ready for the next Uel Saga
October 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
got ripped open by a cold north wind and have never felt anything so perfect
October 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
none pizza with left cigarettes is now legal
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My first day working at AWS is going great. For some reason they had a lot of computers plugged in that nobody was using, so I’ve started an initiative to lower our carbon footprint
October 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
southland tales strikes again
We just live in a john carpenter movie now.
October 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
trying to get accounts banned over hatch act violations is as bluesky as it gets
October 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
FREUD: “given what you know about me, which greek god’s does my penis most likely resemble”
JUNG: “the jormungamdr has no length by its nature, only purpose. but it must have curvature”
October 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It’s still funny to me that it took the FAA until 2013 to admit that using electronics on a plane was generally harmless, and other airlines years more to update policy
October 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
“what I feel about the circumstances I am in and how I am treated matters” - a statement made exclusively by the deranged. everything in your skull was trapped there for a reason. maintain the containment procedures. we’re counting on you
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
many highly skilled people miss out on learning how much they can get away with on account of never needing to oppose or defeat those they serve
October 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
one of the funniest things about the shell game of property management companies selling to each other endlessly instead of lowering rent is the inevitable realization that they are missing critical documentation like who owns which parking spot
October 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
plague doctor? no. blight attendant
October 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
hell yeah I love giving tech companies blackmail material that will be stored indefinitely registered to my real name
October 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reposted by uel aramchek
some people will have definitely happened
October 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by uel aramchek
Electric rainbows were a fire hazard and were discontinued in the 50s but you can still find them sometimes in vintage storms
October 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
many are asking the question of how people meet each other these days. the answer is simple: they don’t
October 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
bored single wizard zone
October 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Nobody wants to produce my screenplay for “Giant Orphan Annie,” where she’s a six-hundred foot tall kaiju-child that will annihilate New York City unless the Warbucks Division at DARPA can find parents for her
September 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
instagram reels are one of the worst feed concepts in existence, I really don't understand them. that's so much work to scroll through and most of it is reposting
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
rapture is over and we’re all still here. if you think anyone deserves a better deal, you’ll just have to make that future for them yourself
September 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM