Cru
@carnitas.bsky.social
Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Pinned
if you live in a city affected by ICE raids and would like to order whistles to hand out to your community, i can help a few people if you want to dm
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
if you live in a city affected by ICE raids and would like to order whistles to hand out to your community, i can help a few people if you want to dm
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Random Axe of Kindness™
December 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Random Axe of Kindness™
cru for prez
why wait til the next election
let’s just fucken do our own thing
why wait til the next election
let’s just fucken do our own thing
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
cru for prez
why wait til the next election
let’s just fucken do our own thing
why wait til the next election
let’s just fucken do our own thing
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I must alert the farmer we are out of bodies for the hogs
December 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I must alert the farmer we are out of bodies for the hogs
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You must gift the bridge troll a beverage that is 1% juice to pass
December 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You must gift the bridge troll a beverage that is 1% juice to pass
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i wanna take the panties off a fresh tamale
December 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i wanna take the panties off a fresh tamale
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Take note everyone
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Take note everyone
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Baroooo,,,
🥺🌨🐶
🥺🌨🐶
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Baroooo,,,
🥺🌨🐶
🥺🌨🐶
in my gold fish era (forgetting everything after 30 seconds)
December 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
in my gold fish era (forgetting everything after 30 seconds)
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I have so many questions about the economy of Zootopia
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I have so many questions about the economy of Zootopia
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If I tell you what I’m making for dinner, and you don’t get excited, then I’m no longer making dinner.
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If I tell you what I’m making for dinner, and you don’t get excited, then I’m no longer making dinner.
rippin blinkers & leaving stinkers
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
rippin blinkers & leaving stinkers
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How the grinch stole all the gift receipts
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
How the grinch stole all the gift receipts
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we need a Disney princess who says fuck this Disney kingdom
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
we need a Disney princess who says fuck this Disney kingdom
WHO WANTS TO OVERTHROW THE GOVT WITH MEEEEE
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
WHO WANTS TO OVERTHROW THE GOVT WITH MEEEEE
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I propose we stop wishing each other a Happy New Year on the basis that it simply isn’t working
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I propose we stop wishing each other a Happy New Year on the basis that it simply isn’t working
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I don’t really want to do a new year. I’m all yeared out
December 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I don’t really want to do a new year. I’m all yeared out
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smallest of the litter, im serving runt
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
smallest of the litter, im serving runt
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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
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The rare sight of grandma scat in a pile of mulch.
September 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The rare sight of grandma scat in a pile of mulch.
I WILL NEVER STOP ASKING MARK CUBAN TO FIGHT ME, I AM A BORN AND RAISED PITTSBURGH GIRL AND HE’S AN EMBARRASSMENT TO OUR FINE PEOPLE
December 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I WILL NEVER STOP ASKING MARK CUBAN TO FIGHT ME, I AM A BORN AND RAISED PITTSBURGH GIRL AND HE’S AN EMBARRASSMENT TO OUR FINE PEOPLE
MARK CUBAN
YOU DUMB BITCH
WOULD YOU PLEASE FIGHT ME ON THE 10TH ST BRIDGE
AND I WILL GLADY EXPLAIN HOW TO MAKE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE HAPPEN
BEFORE I THROW YOUR ASS IN THE MON
merry Christmas Bluesky, gahead, gimme a boost here
@mcuban.bsky.social
YOU DUMB BITCH
WOULD YOU PLEASE FIGHT ME ON THE 10TH ST BRIDGE
AND I WILL GLADY EXPLAIN HOW TO MAKE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE HAPPEN
BEFORE I THROW YOUR ASS IN THE MON
merry Christmas Bluesky, gahead, gimme a boost here
@mcuban.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
MARK CUBAN
YOU DUMB BITCH
WOULD YOU PLEASE FIGHT ME ON THE 10TH ST BRIDGE
AND I WILL GLADY EXPLAIN HOW TO MAKE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE HAPPEN
BEFORE I THROW YOUR ASS IN THE MON
merry Christmas Bluesky, gahead, gimme a boost here
@mcuban.bsky.social
YOU DUMB BITCH
WOULD YOU PLEASE FIGHT ME ON THE 10TH ST BRIDGE
AND I WILL GLADY EXPLAIN HOW TO MAKE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE HAPPEN
BEFORE I THROW YOUR ASS IN THE MON
merry Christmas Bluesky, gahead, gimme a boost here
@mcuban.bsky.social
penis badperson would be a lovely name for a boy
December 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
penis badperson would be a lovely name for a boy
i love how around terrifier 3 they were like “we have this set up so it can go on forever” and now it’s like “yeah terrifier 4 is the last one” lmfaoooo
December 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
i love how around terrifier 3 they were like “we have this set up so it can go on forever” and now it’s like “yeah terrifier 4 is the last one” lmfaoooo