Cru
@carnitas.bsky.social
Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Pinned
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(banging gavel in parliament) my friends should not be allowed to go to bed before me
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
(banging gavel in parliament) my friends should not be allowed to go to bed before me
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los is a ketchup lover everyone!
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
los is a ketchup lover everyone!
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my drafts folder the refrigerator
🤝
there's never
anything good
in here
🤝
there's never
anything good
in here
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
my drafts folder the refrigerator
🤝
there's never
anything good
in here
🤝
there's never
anything good
in here
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oh sure but you still won’t give us what we really want/need
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
oh sure but you still won’t give us what we really want/need
you don’t understand how much you want me to have a drafts folder
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
you don’t understand how much you want me to have a drafts folder
not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
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being a tree would fix me
February 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
being a tree would fix me
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“Thank you for your payment” go to hell
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
“Thank you for your payment” go to hell
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Them: you better not be back on ur bushshit
Me, rollin in:
Me, rollin in:
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Them: you better not be back on ur bushshit
Me, rollin in:
Me, rollin in:
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I've studied the blade. Sharp side, not sharp side, didn't take long. Wouldn't catch me bragging about it.
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I've studied the blade. Sharp side, not sharp side, didn't take long. Wouldn't catch me bragging about it.
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"the AI only social media is spewing anti-human propaganda!!!"
dawg turn off your computer you fucking dumbass
dawg turn off your computer you fucking dumbass
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
"the AI only social media is spewing anti-human propaganda!!!"
dawg turn off your computer you fucking dumbass
dawg turn off your computer you fucking dumbass
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got offered $20 for a nude like
c’mon it’s at least worth $23.50
c’mon it’s at least worth $23.50
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
got offered $20 for a nude like
c’mon it’s at least worth $23.50
c’mon it’s at least worth $23.50
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he is doing the Face.
cats™
cats™
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
he is doing the Face.
cats™
cats™
i’m pretty sure i won
gonna lose $10k if bad bunny doesn't hang dong during the halftime show tomorrow
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
i’m pretty sure i won
my universe only does dumb bitch hours girl come on over
Can you tell the universe that I’m done learning lessons
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
my universe only does dumb bitch hours girl come on over
mill stancil nyyaaaaaaaaar
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 PM
mill stancil nyyaaaaaaaaar
chris d’elia frantically working to get his name put into the epstein files so the other pedophiles respect him more
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
chris d’elia frantically working to get his name put into the epstein files so the other pedophiles respect him more
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I saw a job posting for plant maintenance and I was like aww🌱 that would be fun, but it was for something else entirely.
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I saw a job posting for plant maintenance and I was like aww🌱 that would be fun, but it was for something else entirely.
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I feel like I have done something right in life by raising my white Boomer parents to like Bad Bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I feel like I have done something right in life by raising my white Boomer parents to like Bad Bunny.