crabby daddy dave
@crabbydaddy.bsky.social
crabbydacrab from twitter
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mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
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Sometimes I feel as if we’re all Schrodinger's cat.
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Driver’s Ed? is that a show about a horse that can drive
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Driver’s Ed? is that a show about a horse that can drive
microwaving six shrimp in old bay and a handful of frozen peas to add to my shrimp ramen to make it a culinary delight
another single guy recipe. stay tuned
another single guy recipe. stay tuned
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
microwaving six shrimp in old bay and a handful of frozen peas to add to my shrimp ramen to make it a culinary delight
another single guy recipe. stay tuned
another single guy recipe. stay tuned
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person, about me: he means well
me: that’s not even my best mean
me: that’s not even my best mean
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
person, about me: he means well
me: that’s not even my best mean
me: that’s not even my best mean
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stayed in camp fire girls too long and now i’m brownie brittle.
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
stayed in camp fire girls too long and now i’m brownie brittle.
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my skircle is basically the seven deadly bens scene from haunted hotel.
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
my skircle is basically the seven deadly bens scene from haunted hotel.
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my grandma was so fun she could speak to owls she was my hootinnanny
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
my grandma was so fun she could speak to owls she was my hootinnanny
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i see dead people’s dicks
*my dixth sense*
*my dixth sense*
February 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
i see dead people’s dicks
*my dixth sense*
*my dixth sense*
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drunk strutting into safeway like where the vodka at?
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
drunk strutting into safeway like where the vodka at?
if im tired 2 days in a row am i retired?
February 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
if im tired 2 days in a row am i retired?
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Sorry I don't interact with your posts anymore it's just that I've convinced myself you hate me
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Sorry I don't interact with your posts anymore it's just that I've convinced myself you hate me
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I have a swollen tastebud. Please kill me.
February 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I have a swollen tastebud. Please kill me.
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I fear Crocheting Bluesky more than any other group. They are vicious.
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I fear Crocheting Bluesky more than any other group. They are vicious.
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Ask your doctor if pharmaceutical grade grilled cheese sandwiches are right for you.
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Ask your doctor if pharmaceutical grade grilled cheese sandwiches are right for you.
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it's just me and my laughable lack of sleep against the world
February 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
it's just me and my laughable lack of sleep against the world
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let’s eat mall pretzels and watch 80’s flicks
February 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
let’s eat mall pretzels and watch 80’s flicks
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For being as nice as I am, I sure say “grow a pair” a lot to people.
February 1, 2026 at 1:09 PM
For being as nice as I am, I sure say “grow a pair” a lot to people.
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At that point in my life where I have to search my own skeets to see if I am repeating myself, and then searching to see if I am repeating someone. Else's skeets.
This fucking feels like work.
This fucking feels like work.
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 PM
At that point in my life where I have to search my own skeets to see if I am repeating myself, and then searching to see if I am repeating someone. Else's skeets.
This fucking feels like work.
This fucking feels like work.
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Before you say you hate this timeline, keep in mind that there are still plenty of asteroids out there.
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Before you say you hate this timeline, keep in mind that there are still plenty of asteroids out there.
if hamburgers want help
they need to first help themselves
they need to first help themselves
February 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
if hamburgers want help
they need to first help themselves
they need to first help themselves
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*seductively recedes into the nothingness
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
*seductively recedes into the nothingness
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Pretty sure my therapist just muttered “this bitch” under her breath
January 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Pretty sure my therapist just muttered “this bitch” under her breath
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Them: What’s bsky like?
Me: It’s like if a butthole, a pizza, someone’s pets
and depression walked into
a bar
Me: It’s like if a butthole, a pizza, someone’s pets
and depression walked into
a bar
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Them: What’s bsky like?
Me: It’s like if a butthole, a pizza, someone’s pets
and depression walked into
a bar
Me: It’s like if a butthole, a pizza, someone’s pets
and depression walked into
a bar
you bore
i snore
i snore
February 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
you bore
i snore
i snore
high (damp, moist) january is officially over!
February 1, 2026 at 9:56 PM
high (damp, moist) january is officially over!
leftover fries with frozen chopped onions - or onion salt if amazon delivered the wrong item - make great hash browns
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follow for more single guy recipes
February 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
leftover fries with frozen chopped onions - or onion salt if amazon delivered the wrong item - make great hash browns
follow for more single guy recipes
follow for more single guy recipes