crabby daddy dave
@crabbydaddy.bsky.social
crabbydacrab from twitter
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mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
Pinned
Sometimes I feel as if we’re all Schrodinger's cat.
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I keep hoping I’m going to wake up in bed next to Suzanne Pleshette and this will all have been a bad dream.
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I keep hoping I’m going to wake up in bed next to Suzanne Pleshette and this will all have been a bad dream.
high, suddenly having the urge to rewatch the bear attack in the revenant
January 30, 2026 at 2:39 AM
high, suddenly having the urge to rewatch the bear attack in the revenant
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if not having a snickers turns me into betty white i want that
January 29, 2026 at 7:31 PM
if not having a snickers turns me into betty white i want that
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always the 420, never the 69
January 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
always the 420, never the 69
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a team is only as strong as its weakest
*just say my name*
*just say my name*
January 29, 2026 at 9:41 PM
a team is only as strong as its weakest
*just say my name*
*just say my name*
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left on read in teams
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 PM
left on read in teams
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found out the meat i thought i had in my fridge wasn’t there and my entire economic sense of self collapsed.
January 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
found out the meat i thought i had in my fridge wasn’t there and my entire economic sense of self collapsed.
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i couldnt figure out how to
get this sex pervert live chat
off my phone so i just use it
too i guess its called bluesky
get this sex pervert live chat
off my phone so i just use it
too i guess its called bluesky
January 29, 2026 at 11:27 PM
i couldnt figure out how to
get this sex pervert live chat
off my phone so i just use it
too i guess its called bluesky
get this sex pervert live chat
off my phone so i just use it
too i guess its called bluesky
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im footing in your followsteps
January 29, 2026 at 11:21 PM
im footing in your followsteps
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im sorry you need to follow
me first i just cant take any
more follow back rejections
me first i just cant take any
more follow back rejections
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
im sorry you need to follow
me first i just cant take any
more follow back rejections
me first i just cant take any
more follow back rejections
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ive oversaturated the feed*
*its parkay
*its parkay
January 30, 2026 at 12:00 AM
ive oversaturated the feed*
*its parkay
*its parkay
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you all are boring me. if you need me I'll be over on Facebook liking different kinds of cheeses
January 30, 2026 at 12:08 AM
you all are boring me. if you need me I'll be over on Facebook liking different kinds of cheeses
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they should invent powdered donuts that don’t get powder everywhere
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
they should invent powdered donuts that don’t get powder everywhere
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desperately seeking silence
January 29, 2026 at 11:25 PM
desperately seeking silence
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If you hear spooky noises at night, make even spookier noises to assert dominance.
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 AM
If you hear spooky noises at night, make even spookier noises to assert dominance.
i feel that high minutes are waaaay longer than normal minutes
January 30, 2026 at 1:43 AM
i feel that high minutes are waaaay longer than normal minutes
im done with year and it’s only january
January 29, 2026 at 11:48 PM
im done with year and it’s only january
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Me: Are you horny?
Her: Not for you, bud.
Her: Not for you, bud.
January 29, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Me: Are you horny?
Her: Not for you, bud.
Her: Not for you, bud.
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it seems my irreputable reputation precedes me
January 29, 2026 at 8:38 PM
it seems my irreputable reputation precedes me
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Inching closer and closer to becoming unfiltered and just straight up asking people if they are fucking stupid or what
January 29, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Inching closer and closer to becoming unfiltered and just straight up asking people if they are fucking stupid or what
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A summer breeze has literally never made me feel fine and maybe that’s my problem
January 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
A summer breeze has literally never made me feel fine and maybe that’s my problem
the 60% of water in my body is 46% coffee and the other 14% is hazy ipas
January 29, 2026 at 3:56 PM
the 60% of water in my body is 46% coffee and the other 14% is hazy ipas