crabby daddy dave
@crabbydaddy.bsky.social
crabbydacrab from twitter
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mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
Pinned
Sometimes I feel as if we’re all Schrodinger's cat.
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not cold. just doesn’t melt for everyone
January 30, 2026 at 1:49 AM
not cold. just doesn’t melt for everyone
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just realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 AM
just realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life
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You’re done for the day go back to bed
January 30, 2026 at 12:41 PM
You’re done for the day go back to bed
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must be psychic because i can already tell im having two cups of coffee today
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 AM
must be psychic because i can already tell im having two cups of coffee today
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Doctors without hors d'oeuvres
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Doctors without hors d'oeuvres
close the door, do you live in a barn, is something i just said so i should probably go get some werthers
January 30, 2026 at 1:49 PM
close the door, do you live in a barn, is something i just said so i should probably go get some werthers
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I had a thought and then it just *pffttted* out of existence
January 30, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I had a thought and then it just *pffttted* out of existence
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might fuck around and wear my house pants at work since nothing matters anymore
January 30, 2026 at 12:33 PM
might fuck around and wear my house pants at work since nothing matters anymore
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i think i might be allergic to responsibilities
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 AM
i think i might be allergic to responsibilities
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donut: *exists*
me: so ... you have chosen death
me: so ... you have chosen death
January 30, 2026 at 12:33 PM
donut: *exists*
me: so ... you have chosen death
me: so ... you have chosen death
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if the groundhog sees his shadow do i still have to pay for sex
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 PM
if the groundhog sees his shadow do i still have to pay for sex
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I keep hoping I’m going to wake up in bed next to Suzanne Pleshette and this will all have been a bad dream.
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I keep hoping I’m going to wake up in bed next to Suzanne Pleshette and this will all have been a bad dream.
high, suddenly having the urge to rewatch the bear attack in the revenant
January 30, 2026 at 2:39 AM
high, suddenly having the urge to rewatch the bear attack in the revenant
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if not having a snickers turns me into betty white i want that
January 29, 2026 at 7:31 PM
if not having a snickers turns me into betty white i want that
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always the 420, never the 69
January 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
always the 420, never the 69
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a team is only as strong as its weakest
*just say my name*
*just say my name*
January 29, 2026 at 9:41 PM
a team is only as strong as its weakest
*just say my name*
*just say my name*
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left on read in teams
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 PM
left on read in teams
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found out the meat i thought i had in my fridge wasn’t there and my entire economic sense of self collapsed.
January 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
found out the meat i thought i had in my fridge wasn’t there and my entire economic sense of self collapsed.
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i couldnt figure out how to
get this sex pervert live chat
off my phone so i just use it
too i guess its called bluesky
get this sex pervert live chat
off my phone so i just use it
too i guess its called bluesky
January 29, 2026 at 11:27 PM
i couldnt figure out how to
get this sex pervert live chat
off my phone so i just use it
too i guess its called bluesky
get this sex pervert live chat
off my phone so i just use it
too i guess its called bluesky
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im footing in your followsteps
January 29, 2026 at 11:21 PM
im footing in your followsteps
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im sorry you need to follow
me first i just cant take any
more follow back rejections
me first i just cant take any
more follow back rejections
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
im sorry you need to follow
me first i just cant take any
more follow back rejections
me first i just cant take any
more follow back rejections
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ive oversaturated the feed*
*its parkay
*its parkay
January 30, 2026 at 12:00 AM
ive oversaturated the feed*
*its parkay
*its parkay
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you all are boring me. if you need me I'll be over on Facebook liking different kinds of cheeses
January 30, 2026 at 12:08 AM
you all are boring me. if you need me I'll be over on Facebook liking different kinds of cheeses
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they should invent powdered donuts that don’t get powder everywhere
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
they should invent powdered donuts that don’t get powder everywhere