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I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA.

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Then: East Coast
Now: MN
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Had the longest day possible and I am a haggard wreck. Had to have THREE patients go on hospice today. Getting this wild mane tamed on Wednesday. Since I like some of you, I took this pic before taking off my makeup.
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my wife: babe would you still love me if i was a worm?

me (an early bird): *licking my lips* hell yeah i would
February 20, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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I love saying "sounds good" at work, but that shit never sounds good.
February 20, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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February 20, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Maslow’s Hierarchy of Deez Nuts
January 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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We gave helium to a parrot to hear if it talked funny but it just squawked 'what the fuck?!' as it floated to the ceiling.
February 20, 2026 at 5:16 AM
No, thank YOU for putting up with ME!
February 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Maybe.
February 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I would absolutely recommend that this come from you, but I would be happy to consult!
February 20, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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So, according to Bondi, we should be cheering the rich people are richer, paid for by the poor, instead of investigating the Epstein files?

Do I have that right?
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I think I’m going to cry. Thank you so much.
February 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Anonymous messages!
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February 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
They’re paving the road by my work and I fell on it and got injured. When I tried to sue the construction company the owner said, “that ain’t my asphalt.”
February 20, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences
February 19, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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You got this little buddy
February 19, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Evergreen:
Life Hack: don’t.
February 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This post is at 69 likes.
Life Hack: don’t.
February 20, 2026 at 1:28 AM
If anyone was wondering how sexy I am, I’m going on vacation and two items on my packing list are “bikini” and “tall underwear.” (Not to be worn together.)
February 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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February 20, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same:

1) Movies
2) Dogs
3) Travel
4) Deli food
5) Days without anxiety attacks

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5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same

1. Art & artists
2. Vintage books
3. Anything Gothic especially architecture
4. Indie music
5. Good company

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5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same

1. hot beverages
2. sci-fi
3. indie videogames
4. film soundtracks
5. Hawaiian shirts

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February 20, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Life Hack: don’t.
February 19, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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That’s my jurse I don’t know you!
February 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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A lot of people gamble just for the pleasure of it. Winning isn't even important to them. If you're one of those people, why not book a 3-night stay at River Side Casino?
February 18, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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my wife texted IT HAS HAPPENED to the group chat and it wasn't about what i hoped it was about and i'm very disappointed and we have revised our group chat style manual
February 19, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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THAT'S MY JURSE
I DON'T KNOW YOU
February 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Move over jorts, now there’s something jeaner.
February 19, 2026 at 9:02 PM