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emceekayvee
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. No DMs.

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@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social

Then: East Coast
Now: MN
Pinned
Had the longest day possible and I am a haggard wreck. Had to have THREE patients go on hospice today. Getting this wild mane tamed on Wednesday. Since I like some of you, I took this pic before taking off my makeup.
“I once killed a man with my bare hands. No, sorry, it was my bear hands. I was wearing these.”
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Just lying here with a headache thinking my bottom lip looks like an earthworm.
January 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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took a blinker at midnight, not even willing to give 2026 a chance
January 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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who called it a good orgasm and not a positive outcome
December 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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when i die, i want to be buried with my weed pen like an ancient egyptian pharaoh who needs it to get to the afterlife
January 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Damn, girl, are you a hero in a Stephen King novel because you’re killing IT?
Damn boy, are you life bc you get hard for me at inconvenient times and you’re too short.
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Please tell me it was a Dodge Ram
What’s up guys? Oh, not much over here. Just a normal text convo betwixt me and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social (BBK in blue.)
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Post a photo of you in black and white and forget to delete it in an hour or less
January 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
What’s up guys? Oh, not much over here. Just a normal text convo betwixt me and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social (BBK in blue.)
January 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
@bbkittyfck.bsky.social and I have seen some things on here the past few days y’all. Which promoted this exchange just now:

BBK: is little dick in?
Me: that’s definitely what’s usually asked about little dick.
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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wearing a black and white swimshirt, even!
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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post a photo of you in black and white and then delete it in an hour or less (aka BBK style)
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Post a photo of you in black & white and then delete it in an hour or less.
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Post a photo of you in black and white and then forget to delete it in an hour or less
January 5, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Post a photo of you in black and white and then delete it in in an hour or less (aka @bbkittyfck.bsky.social style)
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Post a photo of you in black and white and then delete it in in an hour or less (aka BBK style)
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Home sick with a headache so certainly you’ll allow me the old film grain filter.
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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OCD cats have a special place in our hearts 💕

😼😍

#cats #behaviour #ocd
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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I don’t mean to brag, but I went back to bed.
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Imagine someone illegally abducting your nation’s leader and taking them away. Must be nice.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Damn boy, are you life bc you get hard for me at inconvenient times and you’re too short.
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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Damn girl are you a nurse because every day I have to answer the same damn questions. NO I DIDNT HAVE A BM GET OFF MY BACK
Damn, boy, are you a doctor?

Because I had to wait months to see you and now I just owe a bunch of money and feel bad about myself.
Damn, boy, are you a WebMD search?

Because this started off innocent and now I think I'm dying.
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 AM