🍗🦃emceeGRAYvee🦃🍗
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA.
Contributor: @riversidecasino.bsky.social
and @greenevillezoo.bsky.social and @thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
Then: East Coast
Now: MN
Contributor: @riversidecasino.bsky.social
and @greenevillezoo.bsky.social and @thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
Then: East Coast
Now: MN
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🍗🦃emceeGRAYvee🦃🍗
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
· Sep 16
Had the longest day possible and I am a haggard wreck. Had to have THREE patients go on hospice today. Getting this wild mane tamed on Wednesday. Since I like some of you, I took this pic before taking off my makeup.
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When one door closes, another opens
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
When one door closes, another opens
I think that song, “Everlong” is about that one dick pic I received
I think that song “All by Myself” was written about my preferred sexual position
I think that song “All the Small Things” was written about the dick pics I’ve received.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I think that song, “Everlong” is about that one dick pic I received
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I think that song “All by Myself” was written about my preferred sexual position
I think that song “All the Small Things” was written about the dick pics I’ve received.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I think that song “All by Myself” was written about my preferred sexual position
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What are you doing while your wife is out of town?
Watching candy making videos on IG, of course.
Watching candy making videos on IG, of course.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
What are you doing while your wife is out of town?
Watching candy making videos on IG, of course.
Watching candy making videos on IG, of course.
I think that song “All the Small Things” was written about the dick pics I’ve received.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I think that song “All the Small Things” was written about the dick pics I’ve received.
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I am just 3 deleted accounts in a trench coat
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I am just 3 deleted accounts in a trench coat
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There’s no “I” in “you suck”
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
There’s no “I” in “you suck”
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I think my first orgasm was at the Scholastic Book Fair.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I think my first orgasm was at the Scholastic Book Fair.
@cks25.bsky.social sir, you currently have 69 followers. I would really encourage you from accepting any further followers. I was #69, praise Jesus.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@cks25.bsky.social sir, you currently have 69 followers. I would really encourage you from accepting any further followers. I was #69, praise Jesus.
Do men have feelings? Are they called hemotions?
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Do men have feelings? Are they called hemotions?
The fuck do you mean “if I never talk to her again?!?!” 😥😳😱😓
I had her muted because I felt jealous but it was a meeting that seemed destined. As stupid as that sounds, if I never talk to her again past this moment, her friendship has been a huge gift to me and it’s not even close. @emceekayvee.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The fuck do you mean “if I never talk to her again?!?!” 😥😳😱😓
It wouldn’t let me just do me and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social so here whatever
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It wouldn’t let me just do me and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social so here whatever
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Kentucky fried rice
Kentucky fried frisbees
kentucky fried french fries
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Kentucky fried rice
Kentucky fried frisbees
kentucky fried french fries
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Kentucky fried frisbees
I made this eons ago
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I made this eons ago
No one talk to me, I’m really busy with work. Also, if any of you ignore me and don’t talk to me I will die.
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
No one talk to me, I’m really busy with work. Also, if any of you ignore me and don’t talk to me I will die.
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It’s not true love until you know their ALT account
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It’s not true love until you know their ALT account
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Sausages and peppers, what have you been up to?
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sausages and peppers, what have you been up to?
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Me when my ex wife had a dream that I was cheating on her and it was all my fault. 🤣
Me telling @anna-molly.bsky.social to wake up and listen to my man drama.
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Me when my ex wife had a dream that I was cheating on her and it was all my fault. 🤣
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Joyce Carol Oates with a HALO dive from an orbitally placed top rope
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Joyce Carol Oates with a HALO dive from an orbitally placed top rope
Me telling @anna-molly.bsky.social to wake up and listen to my man drama.
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me telling @anna-molly.bsky.social to wake up and listen to my man drama.
@anna-molly.bsky.social wrote “anal bleaching” in a text the other day and I read it as “anal belching” and that should be a thing.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
@anna-molly.bsky.social wrote “anal bleaching” in a text the other day and I read it as “anal belching” and that should be a thing.