emceekayvee
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA.
Riot Gear: https://riotgearpress.com
Contributor:
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
Then: East Coast
Now: MN
Riot Gear: https://riotgearpress.com
Contributor:
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
Then: East Coast
Now: MN
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emceekayvee
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
· Sep 16
Had the longest day possible and I am a haggard wreck. Had to have THREE patients go on hospice today. Getting this wild mane tamed on Wednesday. Since I like some of you, I took this pic before taking off my makeup.
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my wife: babe would you still love me if i was a worm?
me (an early bird): *licking my lips* hell yeah i would
me (an early bird): *licking my lips* hell yeah i would
February 20, 2026 at 12:15 PM
my wife: babe would you still love me if i was a worm?
me (an early bird): *licking my lips* hell yeah i would
me (an early bird): *licking my lips* hell yeah i would
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I love saying "sounds good" at work, but that shit never sounds good.
February 20, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I love saying "sounds good" at work, but that shit never sounds good.
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@bbkittyfck.bsky.social and @emceekayvee.bsky.social is one such couple.
@gregthemiller.bsky.social and @los-los.bsky.social is another …
@gregthemiller.bsky.social and @los-los.bsky.social is another …
February 20, 2026 at 1:00 PM
@bbkittyfck.bsky.social and @emceekayvee.bsky.social is one such couple.
@gregthemiller.bsky.social and @los-los.bsky.social is another …
@gregthemiller.bsky.social and @los-los.bsky.social is another …
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Maslow’s Hierarchy of Deez Nuts
January 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Deez Nuts
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We gave helium to a parrot to hear if it talked funny but it just squawked 'what the fuck?!' as it floated to the ceiling.
February 20, 2026 at 5:16 AM
We gave helium to a parrot to hear if it talked funny but it just squawked 'what the fuck?!' as it floated to the ceiling.
No, thank YOU for putting up with ME!
February 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
No, thank YOU for putting up with ME!
I would absolutely recommend that this come from you, but I would be happy to consult!
February 20, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I would absolutely recommend that this come from you, but I would be happy to consult!
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So, according to Bondi, we should be cheering the rich people are richer, paid for by the poor, instead of investigating the Epstein files?
Do I have that right?
Do I have that right?
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
So, according to Bondi, we should be cheering the rich people are richer, paid for by the poor, instead of investigating the Epstein files?
Do I have that right?
Do I have that right?
I think I’m going to cry. Thank you so much.
February 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I think I’m going to cry. Thank you so much.
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
February 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
They’re paving the road by my work and I fell on it and got injured. When I tried to sue the construction company the owner said, “that ain’t my asphalt.”
February 20, 2026 at 1:48 AM
They’re paving the road by my work and I fell on it and got injured. When I tried to sue the construction company the owner said, “that ain’t my asphalt.”
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Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences
February 19, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences
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You got this little buddy
February 19, 2026 at 10:25 PM
You got this little buddy
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Evergreen:
Life Hack: don’t.
February 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Evergreen:
This post is at 69 likes.
Life Hack: don’t.
February 20, 2026 at 1:28 AM
This post is at 69 likes.
If anyone was wondering how sexy I am, I’m going on vacation and two items on my packing list are “bikini” and “tall underwear.” (Not to be worn together.)
February 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
If anyone was wondering how sexy I am, I’m going on vacation and two items on my packing list are “bikini” and “tall underwear.” (Not to be worn together.)
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5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same:
1) Movies
2) Dogs
3) Travel
4) Deli food
5) Days without anxiety attacks
@invisihole.bsky.social
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
@kenflott.bsky.social
@ivanaknapp.bsky.social
@justamomnamedmm.bsky.social
1) Movies
2) Dogs
3) Travel
4) Deli food
5) Days without anxiety attacks
@invisihole.bsky.social
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
@kenflott.bsky.social
@ivanaknapp.bsky.social
@justamomnamedmm.bsky.social
5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same
1. Art & artists
2. Vintage books
3. Anything Gothic especially architecture
4. Indie music
5. Good company
@crf-cjr.bsky.social
@louiseblackwick.com
@authorlsuzuki.bsky.social
@davidbfox.com
@marymng.bsky.social
1. Art & artists
2. Vintage books
3. Anything Gothic especially architecture
4. Indie music
5. Good company
@crf-cjr.bsky.social
@louiseblackwick.com
@authorlsuzuki.bsky.social
@davidbfox.com
@marymng.bsky.social
5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same
1. hot beverages
2. sci-fi
3. indie videogames
4. film soundtracks
5. Hawaiian shirts
@denise70.bsky.social
@elgringofeo.bsky.social
@lordsteerpike.bsky.social
@yamiacat.bsky.social
@paulartreeves.bsky.social
1. hot beverages
2. sci-fi
3. indie videogames
4. film soundtracks
5. Hawaiian shirts
@denise70.bsky.social
@elgringofeo.bsky.social
@lordsteerpike.bsky.social
@yamiacat.bsky.social
@paulartreeves.bsky.social
February 20, 2026 at 12:04 AM
5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same:
1) Movies
2) Dogs
3) Travel
4) Deli food
5) Days without anxiety attacks
@invisihole.bsky.social
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
@kenflott.bsky.social
@ivanaknapp.bsky.social
@justamomnamedmm.bsky.social
1) Movies
2) Dogs
3) Travel
4) Deli food
5) Days without anxiety attacks
@invisihole.bsky.social
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
@kenflott.bsky.social
@ivanaknapp.bsky.social
@justamomnamedmm.bsky.social
Life Hack: don’t.
February 19, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Life Hack: don’t.
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That’s my jurse I don’t know you!
February 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
That’s my jurse I don’t know you!
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A lot of people gamble just for the pleasure of it. Winning isn't even important to them. If you're one of those people, why not book a 3-night stay at River Side Casino?
February 18, 2026 at 5:05 PM
A lot of people gamble just for the pleasure of it. Winning isn't even important to them. If you're one of those people, why not book a 3-night stay at River Side Casino?
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my wife texted IT HAS HAPPENED to the group chat and it wasn't about what i hoped it was about and i'm very disappointed and we have revised our group chat style manual
February 19, 2026 at 8:29 PM
my wife texted IT HAS HAPPENED to the group chat and it wasn't about what i hoped it was about and i'm very disappointed and we have revised our group chat style manual
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THAT'S MY JURSE
I DON'T KNOW YOU
I DON'T KNOW YOU
February 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
THAT'S MY JURSE
I DON'T KNOW YOU
I DON'T KNOW YOU
Move over jorts, now there’s something jeaner.
February 19, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Move over jorts, now there’s something jeaner.
