Gyratorio
@gyrate.bsky.social
US/UK dual citizen, and grumpy about politics in both. Not here to talk about my current job. All views expressed are those of the voices in my head. Void where prohibited.
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Gyratorio
@gyrate.bsky.social
· Sep 9
Welcome to all my new followers. It’s okay if you feel disappointed here. I totally understand.
This barrel of monkeys isn’t nearly as much fun as I’d been led to believe.
February 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
This barrel of monkeys isn’t nearly as much fun as I’d been led to believe.
I’m boycotting the Super Bowl because it’s featuring people playing football.
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I’m boycotting the Super Bowl because it’s featuring people playing football.
Q. What does Cthulhu take on his hot dog?
A:
A:
February 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Q. What does Cthulhu take on his hot dog?
A:
A:
O brave new world, that has such people in’t
Well, if it’s 8 February, it must be the 94th anniversary of Geoffrey Potocki de Montalk (a fascist from New Zealand who said he was King of Poland) going on trial for attempting to get into print his poem ‘Here Lies John Penis’ 🧵
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
O brave new world, that has such people in’t
Loving Sauron’s drag act
February 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Loving Sauron’s drag act
A moment of light in a world of chaotic darkness
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 7:27 AM
A moment of light in a world of chaotic darkness
Don’t go, Jason Waterfalls
February 5, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Don’t go, Jason Waterfalls
“Frogurt” is a portmanteau word meaning “frog yogurt”.
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“Frogurt” is a portmanteau word meaning “frog yogurt”.
Life goals
February 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Life goals
Wait until Catherine O’Hara realizes she’s left Macauley Culkin behind again.
January 30, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Wait until Catherine O’Hara realizes she’s left Macauley Culkin behind again.
What’s the word on the street
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
What’s the word on the street
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This country has a LOT of anti protest weapons for a country it's suppose to be legal to protest in.
January 30, 2026 at 10:25 AM
This country has a LOT of anti protest weapons for a country it's suppose to be legal to protest in.
It finds the marble in the oatmeal or it doesn’t get the hose again.
January 30, 2026 at 10:24 AM
It finds the marble in the oatmeal or it doesn’t get the hose again.
I found this in a meeting room today and am hoping against hope this is some kind of joke, because if this is meant as a serious management tool there is a special place in Hell for its creator.
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I found this in a meeting room today and am hoping against hope this is some kind of joke, because if this is meant as a serious management tool there is a special place in Hell for its creator.
I don’t call people “Nazis” just because I disagree with them.
I disagree with them because they’re Nazis.
Get your causality straight.
I disagree with them because they’re Nazis.
Get your causality straight.
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I don’t call people “Nazis” just because I disagree with them.
I disagree with them because they’re Nazis.
Get your causality straight.
I disagree with them because they’re Nazis.
Get your causality straight.
Both of these statements continue to be proved true on a daily basis.
January 29, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Both of these statements continue to be proved true on a daily basis.
It’s easy to kill two birds with one stone because stones are reusable.
January 28, 2026 at 10:08 PM
It’s easy to kill two birds with one stone because stones are reusable.
Wonder if I can get this as a doormat
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Wonder if I can get this as a doormat
Diggity is a dish best served hot
January 28, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Diggity is a dish best served hot
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
By the way: did we ever find out why is Gamora?
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 PM
By the way: did we ever find out why is Gamora?
🎵Leeroy says “Send a picture”
Leeroy says “Hello”
Leeroy says “At least I have chicken”🎶
Leeroy says “Hello”
Leeroy says “At least I have chicken”🎶
January 23, 2026 at 9:31 PM
🎵Leeroy says “Send a picture”
Leeroy says “Hello”
Leeroy says “At least I have chicken”🎶
Leeroy says “Hello”
Leeroy says “At least I have chicken”🎶