Gyratorio
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Gyratorio
@gyrate.bsky.social
US/UK dual citizen, and grumpy about politics in both. Not here to talk about my current job. All views expressed are those of the voices in my head. Void where prohibited.
Epstein trafficked in sensitive information as well as people. That’s how he made his money. He undoubtedly regularly sold info to Russia, China, Israel and anyone else willing to pay top dollar, as well as using it for his own investments.
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Terminally rumpled
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 AM
He’s always looked like that.
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
It’s frustrating - Father Ted and The IT Crowd are generally hilarious shows that he’s fatally poisoned with his toxic monomania about trans people.
February 9, 2026 at 7:41 AM
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
February 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I don’t want your damn persimmons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you persimmons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the persimmons!
February 8, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Maybe I should have cut some air holes.
February 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
“Theresa May, after Hill and Timothy resigned”
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Cat: “THERE IS ONE SUNBEAM ON THIS WHOLE DAMN STREET AND IT’S *MINE*!”
February 8, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Okay, there was a moment when I went “Whaaaaaaaaat?”…
February 8, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Everything about this photo says “Run now, or you will end up inside a Wicker Man”
February 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
So you’ve got no actual answer. Got it.

You’re just broadcasting how bad you are at making a coherent argument.
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
It’s a genuine question. Unlike most billionaires she’s putting in both the most work and the most value into her enterprises, whilst giving both ample credit and ample remuneration to those who work with her, right down to the transportation, costume, security etc staff. So what’s she doing wrong?
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I suppose the difference is that Labour lie in a calculating manner, whereas the Tories are just pathological.
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Surely you can’t deny the appeal of a Kevin Sorbo-Scott Baio duet of “God Bless The USA”?
February 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
So they were saying “Booo-man”?
February 7, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Narrator: Trump was lying.
February 7, 2026 at 11:36 AM