Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure
@donfordvoice.bsky.social
Mathematician, voice actor, atheist, and owner of “Club Swank.”*
Occasional contributor to Puzzle in a Thunderstorm podcasts, and Everyone’s Favorite Internet Uncle™️
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*the living room when we turn the lights down and enjoy recreational substances
Occasional contributor to Puzzle in a Thunderstorm podcasts, and Everyone’s Favorite Internet Uncle™️
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*the living room when we turn the lights down and enjoy recreational substances
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I want to be able to look back at history and answer: “What did you do while Nazis rose to power?”
With: “I made fun of them on broadcast media as often as possible. I gave my friends a voice and something to laugh at in these trying times.”
With: “I made fun of them on broadcast media as often as possible. I gave my friends a voice and something to laugh at in these trying times.”
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2026 is already making me tired
December 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
2026 is already making me tired
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I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.
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All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, an Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, a purring cat, and a basket of emotional support scones.
December 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, an Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, a purring cat, and a basket of emotional support scones.
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LITTLE LAMB: do you hear what i hear
SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb
SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
LITTLE LAMB: do you hear what i hear
SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb
SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb
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**Wakes you up in the middle of the night pacing in a fit of rage** IT WAS THE 90s! THE MCCALLISTERS HAD LOOT & YOURE GONNA TELL ME THEY DIDNT HAVE A FUCKIN LANDLINE TO CALL KEVIN?!? IT DOESNT ADD UP! THE MATH AINT MATHIN!
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
**Wakes you up in the middle of the night pacing in a fit of rage** IT WAS THE 90s! THE MCCALLISTERS HAD LOOT & YOURE GONNA TELL ME THEY DIDNT HAVE A FUCKIN LANDLINE TO CALL KEVIN?!? IT DOESNT ADD UP! THE MATH AINT MATHIN!
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do you think the christmas ghosts are up for haunting about other stuff too? like maybe i could send them to my coworkers so they can learn the magic of what actually needs to be a meeting
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
do you think the christmas ghosts are up for haunting about other stuff too? like maybe i could send them to my coworkers so they can learn the magic of what actually needs to be a meeting
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I consider this gift card a lump of Kohl's.
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I consider this gift card a lump of Kohl's.
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joke's on you, bullies—there's nowhere I'd rather be than inside my locker
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
joke's on you, bullies—there's nowhere I'd rather be than inside my locker
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JD you’re confusing apologizing with truth-telling so here goes…the truth is that as far as I know you’ve never fucked a couch, so I apologize for assuming someone who’s as big a fucking racist loser as you are would do such a thing.
December 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
JD you’re confusing apologizing with truth-telling so here goes…the truth is that as far as I know you’ve never fucked a couch, so I apologize for assuming someone who’s as big a fucking racist loser as you are would do such a thing.
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THERAPIST: *holds up photo of feather* what do you see
YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni
THERAPIST: *holds up photo of cap* and this
YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni
THERAPIST: *holds up photo of pony* what about this
YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni
THERAPIST: *into intercom* hold all my calls
YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni
THERAPIST: *holds up photo of cap* and this
YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni
THERAPIST: *holds up photo of pony* what about this
YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni
THERAPIST: *into intercom* hold all my calls
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
THERAPIST: *holds up photo of feather* what do you see
YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni
THERAPIST: *holds up photo of cap* and this
YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni
THERAPIST: *holds up photo of pony* what about this
YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni
THERAPIST: *into intercom* hold all my calls
YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni
THERAPIST: *holds up photo of cap* and this
YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni
THERAPIST: *holds up photo of pony* what about this
YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni
THERAPIST: *into intercom* hold all my calls
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
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TIL I don’t hate “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year,” I just hate Andy Williams.
December 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
TIL I don’t hate “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year,” I just hate Andy Williams.
I love my SIL, her husband, and our niece. Visits with them are the best and make me feel like genuine family.
December 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I love my SIL, her husband, and our niece. Visits with them are the best and make me feel like genuine family.
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"As she lay waiting for whatever it is one does next, he took in her handsome visage. Elizabeth’s face was more than adequate, possessing two eyes and a mouth in the places one should find them."
The Deleted Sex Scene from Pride and Prejudice
Dancing was the first step to falling in love, and falling in love was the first step to lying down in tandem. Not soon after Elizabeth had persuad...
buff.ly
December 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"As she lay waiting for whatever it is one does next, he took in her handsome visage. Elizabeth’s face was more than adequate, possessing two eyes and a mouth in the places one should find them."
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maybe we’re looking at the redacted epstein files all wrong. maybe we need to scan them like a QR code
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
maybe we’re looking at the redacted epstein files all wrong. maybe we need to scan them like a QR code
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if i was on death row my final meal would be the endless shrimp at red lobster and i’d never stop ordering. i’d still be alive
December 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
if i was on death row my final meal would be the endless shrimp at red lobster and i’d never stop ordering. i’d still be alive
I love how you can’t NOT take the bait. I’m legit laughing so much I’m crying rn
that’s not true i’m always the winner
December 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I love how you can’t NOT take the bait. I’m legit laughing so much I’m crying rn
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Much like humans, adult carrots taste better than baby carrots
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Much like humans, adult carrots taste better than baby carrots
Watching @los-los.bsky.social and @gregthemiller.bsky.social argue in the comments section is like watching brothers fight.
There are no winners, only losers and enjoyers.
There are no winners, only losers and enjoyers.
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Watching @los-los.bsky.social and @gregthemiller.bsky.social argue in the comments section is like watching brothers fight.
There are no winners, only losers and enjoyers.
There are no winners, only losers and enjoyers.
There are, like, four or five of you I would invite over to Club Swank™️. Six, tops.
December 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
There are, like, four or five of you I would invite over to Club Swank™️. Six, tops.
The fact that they don’t call the Christmas ones “Reese’s Treeses” is a travesty.
December 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The fact that they don’t call the Christmas ones “Reese’s Treeses” is a travesty.