Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
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My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
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Given enough time, everything in America becomes either a stock market or a religion.
JUST IN: Polymarket announces plans to launch real estate prediction markets, allowing users to predict future home prices.
January 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Given enough time, everything in America becomes either a stock market or a religion.
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One trip to the gynaissance faire and he thinks he knows where the grail spot is 🏆👑 Congratulations @benedictsred.bsky.social from @mayornaise.bsky.social
Every part of the vagina also sounds like something you would see on a medieval map
January 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
One trip to the gynaissance faire and he thinks he knows where the grail spot is 🏆👑 Congratulations @benedictsred.bsky.social from @mayornaise.bsky.social
Every part of the vagina also sounds like something you would see on a medieval map
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Every part of the vagina also sounds like something you would see on a medieval map
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I don't need to get roasted online, I live with a kid who asks me if it's ugly sweater day as I am driving him to school
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I don't need to get roasted online, I live with a kid who asks me if it's ugly sweater day as I am driving him to school
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Good flannels never get washed, a good axe washes them anyway. Inspojack and I'm logging on
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Good flannels never get washed, a good axe washes them anyway. Inspojack and I'm logging on
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Sure. But you have friends everywhere.
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Sure. But you have friends everywhere.
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Fell through my deck at my college apartment. Straight down to concrete like a sack of russets. Didn’t break a bone. Skinned up pretty bad. Hobbled. Got a nice little settlement.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Fell through my deck at my college apartment. Straight down to concrete like a sack of russets. Didn’t break a bone. Skinned up pretty bad. Hobbled. Got a nice little settlement.
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Don’t begrudge a person taking a break for social media. Why would you take that thrill away?
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Don’t begrudge a person taking a break for social media. Why would you take that thrill away?
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You can argue how democracy depends on journalism, but journalism also needs democracy. It doesn’t violate antique notions of objectivity to believe in doing good work in defense of freedom, equity and privacy. But defending notions of freedom is different than a pledge of allegiance to the state.
"Journalists and their news orgs can show their patriotism by doing their jobs of seeking the truth, no matter who it offends. They can serve the public by reporting honestly & deeply on what their government is up to and why even if that means they lose access or get sued."
@sulliview.bsky.social
@sulliview.bsky.social
Should the news media 'love America'? Here's how.
Not the way CBS News seems to have in mind
open.substack.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
You can argue how democracy depends on journalism, but journalism also needs democracy. It doesn’t violate antique notions of objectivity to believe in doing good work in defense of freedom, equity and privacy. But defending notions of freedom is different than a pledge of allegiance to the state.
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This comes down broken men being told that all of the reasons their lives are terrible due to outside forces instead of learning how much control they have over their own sad, miserable position in life. Persecution is a less bumpy road than the one marked “self-reflection.”
January 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
This comes down broken men being told that all of the reasons their lives are terrible due to outside forces instead of learning how much control they have over their own sad, miserable position in life. Persecution is a less bumpy road than the one marked “self-reflection.”
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Ask "Is it?" when someone says "it's nice to meet you".
January 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Ask "Is it?" when someone says "it's nice to meet you".
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I always want to do one of those NGL thingies but ngl, some of y'all scare me.
January 5, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I always want to do one of those NGL thingies but ngl, some of y'all scare me.
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This years quota for know-it-alls has been met. Keep that in mind when responding. Thanks for attending my Ted Talk.
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
This years quota for know-it-alls has been met. Keep that in mind when responding. Thanks for attending my Ted Talk.
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Things I have air fried this week instead of getting help
- chicken cordon bleu
- chicken tikka samosas
- chicken nuggets
- chicken cordon bleu
- chicken tikka samosas
- chicken nuggets
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Things I have air fried this week instead of getting help
- chicken cordon bleu
- chicken tikka samosas
- chicken nuggets
- chicken cordon bleu
- chicken tikka samosas
- chicken nuggets
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Good versus evil lacks nuance.
Why not try “mediocre versus kinda mopey?”
Why not try “mediocre versus kinda mopey?”
January 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Good versus evil lacks nuance.
Why not try “mediocre versus kinda mopey?”
Why not try “mediocre versus kinda mopey?”
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fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me. fool me three times and damn you’re really hot tbh.
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me. fool me three times and damn you’re really hot tbh.
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When I make apologies for poor performance or absence, they sound like fictitious nonsense like "Sorry I didn't submit that proposal, I got jalapeno hands in my ear canal because I removed and replaced an ear bud while cooking and needed to lie down and funnel olive oil in my ear" but I assure you
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
When I make apologies for poor performance or absence, they sound like fictitious nonsense like "Sorry I didn't submit that proposal, I got jalapeno hands in my ear canal because I removed and replaced an ear bud while cooking and needed to lie down and funnel olive oil in my ear" but I assure you
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Watch out 2054
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Watch out 2054
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a guy on the dating apps asked me if im trying to lose weight so don’t tell me chivalry is dead!
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
a guy on the dating apps asked me if im trying to lose weight so don’t tell me chivalry is dead!
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The only way I would ever go back to Twitter is to troll for MAGA paypigs to fund my radical liberal pursuits
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
The only way I would ever go back to Twitter is to troll for MAGA paypigs to fund my radical liberal pursuits
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I don't know what it meant when I finally connected all the dots but it sure looked unlike I do visual story straightforwardly
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I don't know what it meant when I finally connected all the dots but it sure looked unlike I do visual story straightforwardly
Realizing that more people in the world see me as just some guy than as an adorable lovebug
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Realizing that more people in the world see me as just some guy than as an adorable lovebug
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I thought it was a good idea to play run the bases on rollerblades in the street and lost a lot of skin on my one knee. It took forever to heal. Teenagers are dumb.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I thought it was a good idea to play run the bases on rollerblades in the street and lost a lot of skin on my one knee. It took forever to heal. Teenagers are dumb.
Work should have an end of day hug sesh like SNL
January 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Work should have an end of day hug sesh like SNL
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The Please Kill Me Players take the stage for another Monday performance
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
The Please Kill Me Players take the stage for another Monday performance