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Queen RanDumb
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Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*

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Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
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Coffee isn't enough I stare directly at the sun for 30 seconds
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Morning gang.

*puts out bagels and coffee*

One of you ate all the cream cheese….
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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WIND SURFER: *threateningly* I catch your drift.
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I’ve already been up for 500 hours this morning
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Lukewarm sexts in your DMs so you don’t burn yourself first thing on a Sunday morning
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Bake your turkey at 10-12 hours per pound at 125 degrees
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hear me out, sauerkraut scented candle.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I've yet to run into Kohls mom. Those ads are BULLSHIT!
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm a moron.
Murder Day
Change one letter and ruin a candy.

Reese’s Nieces
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You'd think I'd learn. Never skeet BEFORE coffee.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Murder Day
Change one letter and ruin a candy.

Reese’s Nieces
Change one letter and ruin a candy.

100 Brand
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Is it irony when dump trump calls other people bums? I'm always getting irony confused...
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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yes, all my narcissist posts are about you
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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kermit gently placing a green finger on his lady love's lips "quiet, piggy"
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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jesus was the first om-nepo-tent baby
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hey another cat skeet.

I call my cats honey bunnies a lot for creatures that are complete shits.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I'm in my "why do I continue to live here" era (every November to April).
November 20, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Boundaries are for dumbasses - according to my cats.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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It's fine to stop by my house uninvited if you don't mind me not answering the door
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Holy shnikies, Journey is going on tour?? Who wants to buy matching Tees and go with meeeeeeee
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Reddit exists so we're never too hopeful for mankind.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Pronounced Hoax like HoAcks
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
9 hats for shelter drop off tomorrow. Gonna try to get 1 or 2 more in tonight. Might do a video at drop-off but wanted to show this week's progress. To all who has helped, you have my love and eternal gratitude 💙
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
@daisy91.bsky.social I'm very happy to see you 💙
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
*presses mouth entirely too close to microphone* Chipotle queso is mid. At best.
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM