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Queen RanDumb
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Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*

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Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
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the most disappointing thing about the Winter Olympics is no yetis
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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*wakes up

Me: I swear to god!
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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Back off Karma, I got this one
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Mo and me need a podcast. It'll be called "Mo'n Me". Mo and I isn't as catchy.
February 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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(holding the door wide open for the cat)

cat: i’m escaping!!
February 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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Telling someone to “Get Fucked” has a totally different meaning on Valentines Day
February 15, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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anyone need a candy bar?
February 12, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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happy valentines day my loves, i got you this skeet 🖤 (no refunds)
February 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Just ate some garlic bread and I have to tell you, I feel like everything’s gonna be okay.
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Serious question, is it possible to fart and swallow at the same time?
February 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM
When their entire personality is their height 🤡
February 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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big ugh vibes coming from this end
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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Still plenty of time to ruin Valentine's Day.
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
When someone asks "hey, how are you?"
February 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
How single am I?
I checked what today's date is. Twice.
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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if you’re looking for a funner time look no farther
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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this skeet could have been a draft
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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If you post about Valentine's on bsky you're single, I don't make the rules
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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i can help y'all you know, i'm something of a shitposter myself
February 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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pronounces croissan’wich, cross-sand-wich, because I’m not white trash.
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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friday the 13th has the chance to do the funniest thing for humankind today
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Printing off Mapquest directions…to my heart
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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oh snap valentine’s day was almost on friday the 13th
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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they should make a salad that’s pizza
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Yarn therapy.
February 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM