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Queen RanDumb
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Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*

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Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
How single am I?
I checked what today's date is. Twice.
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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if you’re looking for a funner time look no farther
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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this skeet could have been a draft
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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If you post about Valentine's on bsky you're single, I don't make the rules
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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i can help y'all you know, i'm something of a shitposter myself
February 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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pronounces croissan’wich, cross-sand-wich, because I’m not white trash.
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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friday the 13th has the chance to do the funniest thing for humankind today
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Printing off Mapquest directions…to my heart
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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oh snap valentine’s day was almost on friday the 13th
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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they should make a salad that’s pizza
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Yarn therapy.
February 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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A fun thing I like to do with my teenage kids is text them videos/screenshots all day long and ask them”is this AI?”
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Them: IYKYK

Me: yes, I've heard of zippers
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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Distance makes the heart grow tentacles.
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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shitty people do shitty things to you bc they feel shitty about themselves, not bc you deserve to have shitty things done to you
February 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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irreverent internet comedians rise up
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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i can post worse if you give me a chance
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Drafts was a mistake. I got so much bullshit lined up. You don't even know.
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
My niece asked me how comes I'm so smart and I told her I watched every episode of "How It's Made". Now my brother is "annoyed" with me.
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Invented a cool new game called: Have I already taken this pill?
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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“open your mind” and let my brain fall out? how gullible do you think I am
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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my dealer likes it when I call him my psychiatrist
February 12, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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tried to manifest funny but i dont post thirst traps
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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don’t make me turn this country around
July 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I can no longer tell what’s news and what’s satire
January 20, 2026 at 9:01 PM