Queen RanDumb
@invisihole.bsky.social
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
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Queen RanDumb
@invisihole.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
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when someone comes to me with an issue, I tell them to prey on it
straight up murder that problem
straight up murder that problem
February 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
when someone comes to me with an issue, I tell them to prey on it
straight up murder that problem
straight up murder that problem
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Her: Where were you last night
Me: The Dow is over 50,000
Her: Do I smell bourbon
Me: Iran is about to be bombed
Her: Is that lipstick on your collar
Me: Aliens are real!
Me: The Dow is over 50,000
Her: Do I smell bourbon
Me: Iran is about to be bombed
Her: Is that lipstick on your collar
Me: Aliens are real!
February 20, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Her: Where were you last night
Me: The Dow is over 50,000
Her: Do I smell bourbon
Me: Iran is about to be bombed
Her: Is that lipstick on your collar
Me: Aliens are real!
Me: The Dow is over 50,000
Her: Do I smell bourbon
Me: Iran is about to be bombed
Her: Is that lipstick on your collar
Me: Aliens are real!
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Another day. We should warn the western timezones.
February 20, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Another day. We should warn the western timezones.
Omg. Silly me. I forgot to wipe "dumb shit" off my forehead. Ok, try that again.
February 20, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Omg. Silly me. I forgot to wipe "dumb shit" off my forehead. Ok, try that again.
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A Juliet is a small Julie.
February 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
A Juliet is a small Julie.
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I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world.
January 8, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world.
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It's still freaks me out that other people have opinions.
February 19, 2026 at 8:46 PM
It's still freaks me out that other people have opinions.
What are skeets if not foreplay?
February 20, 2026 at 12:30 PM
What are skeets if not foreplay?
The amount of times I've thought "just bang already" on this app.
February 20, 2026 at 12:08 PM
The amount of times I've thought "just bang already" on this app.
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(involuntarily offline for 12 hours) this little maneuver is gonna cost us 56 internet years
February 20, 2026 at 7:41 AM
(involuntarily offline for 12 hours) this little maneuver is gonna cost us 56 internet years
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if people were awake for my skeets theyd be banging
February 20, 2026 at 7:39 AM
if people were awake for my skeets theyd be banging
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Mike's hard sour cream. Now with twice the corn
February 19, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Mike's hard sour cream. Now with twice the corn
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i bet it feels so good for the bowling ball when it knocks down all the pins
February 19, 2026 at 11:31 PM
i bet it feels so good for the bowling ball when it knocks down all the pins
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bacon should be sold by the roll for fresh wrapping
February 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM
bacon should be sold by the roll for fresh wrapping
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do you think shitposters have souls (other than the ones they've clearly stolen)
February 20, 2026 at 8:47 AM
do you think shitposters have souls (other than the ones they've clearly stolen)
Last thing I'll say tonight is ketchup.
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
My brain just randomly thought "I want mustard".
February 20, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Last thing I'll say tonight is ketchup.
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
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Tried to stretch my shoulder, popped my elbow, died
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Tried to stretch my shoulder, popped my elbow, died
My brain just randomly thought "I want mustard".
February 20, 2026 at 4:01 AM
My brain just randomly thought "I want mustard".
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aioli is the sound of pain the garlic makes when you crush their little souls into pulp
February 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
aioli is the sound of pain the garlic makes when you crush their little souls into pulp
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life is watching your google searches become slowly unhinged
February 19, 2026 at 8:08 AM
life is watching your google searches become slowly unhinged
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[cheerleading tryouts]
me: *farting into a megaphone*
coach: *in walkie talkie* “he’s back but wearing a fake mustache”
me: *farting into a megaphone*
coach: *in walkie talkie* “he’s back but wearing a fake mustache”
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
[cheerleading tryouts]
me: *farting into a megaphone*
coach: *in walkie talkie* “he’s back but wearing a fake mustache”
me: *farting into a megaphone*
coach: *in walkie talkie* “he’s back but wearing a fake mustache”
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Babe, it's a shame I got the Celiac because you're a glute ten.
February 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Babe, it's a shame I got the Celiac because you're a glute ten.
Perfect pickup line: Be the Calvin to my Hobbes
February 20, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Perfect pickup line: Be the Calvin to my Hobbes
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Finna skabebee right on up to the fridge for a 1am slice of cake
February 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Finna skabebee right on up to the fridge for a 1am slice of cake
Since I have some available time, I'm making myself a highlight color hat. So that I never get lost in a crowd.
Again.
Again.
February 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Since I have some available time, I'm making myself a highlight color hat. So that I never get lost in a crowd.
Again.
Again.