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Queen RanDumb
@invisihole.bsky.social
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*

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Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
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A fun thing I like to do with my teenage kids is text them videos/screenshots all day long and ask them”is this AI?”
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Them: IYKYK

Me: yes, I've heard of zippers
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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Distance makes the heart grow tentacles.
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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shitty people do shitty things to you bc they feel shitty about themselves, not bc you deserve to have shitty things done to you
February 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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irreverent internet comedians rise up
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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i can post worse if you give me a chance
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Drafts was a mistake. I got so much bullshit lined up. You don't even know.
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
My niece asked me how comes I'm so smart and I told her I watched every episode of "How It's Made". Now my brother is "annoyed" with me.
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Invented a cool new game called: Have I already taken this pill?
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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“open your mind” and let my brain fall out? how gullible do you think I am
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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my dealer likes it when I call him my psychiatrist
February 12, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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tried to manifest funny but i dont post thirst traps
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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don’t make me turn this country around
July 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I can no longer tell what’s news and what’s satire
January 20, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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Can’t. Watching two moots fall in love on the timeline and I think I’m going to puke
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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If you're afraid to say something because you might lose your social media account, you're part of the problem.
February 12, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Someone called me a "fckn scumbag" on reddit last night.
So I'll be riding that high all week.
February 12, 2026 at 11:36 AM
@revatlarge.bsky.social has passed away. Take a moment, if you could and put out some love and healing to those who he loved and who loved him in return.
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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It cost about $10 million to send the Vice President to the Olympics to get booed. We can do it from home for free.
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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My medical alert bracelet just says "Delete my browser history"
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I'll stop chewing my fingers until they bleed when I stop being so god damn delicious.
February 11, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Patriot Mobile.
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February 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Doth my eyes deceive me? A DRAFT FOLDER?
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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Starting a political party for depressed millennial, its called Emo Crats and its a fringe party.
February 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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She spag in my hetti until I bolog on her naise
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM