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you came to bluesky and all you got was this stupid skeet
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And no matter how many sparkly things are hanging off of you, it doesn't distract from the fact that you're rootless and dead and about to start a fire if left alone too long?

Oh my god, I'm an Xmas tree. 😕
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
how about now?
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
you ever feel like a christmas tree?
January 3, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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i wish saturday bsky could all just be about spss spss spss
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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replying to every post with
"i talk about this in my book"
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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@raindro.bsky.social : make a sourdough starter? Don’t do that you basic ass hoe
January 3, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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If this were colonial times, all these unread emails could have been shipwrecks.
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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babe are you ok? you haven’t moved or blinked for 30 minutes straight
January 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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A bel biv devoe bahn mi shop called that girl is hoisin
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Our casino is visible from space even though it shouldn’t be.
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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*puts resolutions back into the attic*
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Hang on I gotta put a fake tree in the basement until November
January 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
babies are going with their grandparents for a few days so yeah you could say i’m on vacation
January 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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(after losing to a childproof seal) well fought!
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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captain's log: day one of the bit and I wonder how much longer I can continue
January 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Still writing "2025" on my ransom notes.
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
meat broth fondue
January 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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I am in no state to resolve anything. Someone should be resolving me.
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
running out of hot sauce = the greatest sadness
January 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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all men are to be called bozo from now on, i don’t make the rules
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
well damn 😑
January 1, 2026 at 9:53 AM
not me kissing little caesar’s for the new year
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 AM
what i wouldn’t give for a naroditsky stream right now
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 AM