trickykat
@trickykat.bsky.social
real life is my alt, baby
NO-ONE sleeps tonight
she/her
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NO-ONE sleeps tonight
she/her
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Pinned
andor spinoff called ifthen
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Microwave popcorn has a three second window between ‘not ready yet’ and ‘you’ve summoned smoke demons who hate you personally’.
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Microwave popcorn has a three second window between ‘not ready yet’ and ‘you’ve summoned smoke demons who hate you personally’.
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Please enjoy this haiku about communication
Monosyllabic
Says the word with five of them
Language is very dumb
Monosyllabic
Says the word with five of them
Language is very dumb
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Please enjoy this haiku about communication
Monosyllabic
Says the word with five of them
Language is very dumb
Monosyllabic
Says the word with five of them
Language is very dumb
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*spits on both hands*
*grips handle of mallet tightly and raises it dramatically over my head*
*swings the mallet down on the carnie's foot*
*grabs an arm load of stuffed animals and yells at my date to run*
*grips handle of mallet tightly and raises it dramatically over my head*
*swings the mallet down on the carnie's foot*
*grabs an arm load of stuffed animals and yells at my date to run*
December 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
*spits on both hands*
*grips handle of mallet tightly and raises it dramatically over my head*
*swings the mallet down on the carnie's foot*
*grabs an arm load of stuffed animals and yells at my date to run*
*grips handle of mallet tightly and raises it dramatically over my head*
*swings the mallet down on the carnie's foot*
*grabs an arm load of stuffed animals and yells at my date to run*
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The greater the sadness - the baggier the clothes
December 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The greater the sadness - the baggier the clothes
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I have resting exhausted face
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I have resting exhausted face
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Switching out the middle finger for two thumbs down, for whimsy
December 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Switching out the middle finger for two thumbs down, for whimsy
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* swimming with sharks
* running with bulls
* wrestling with crocodiles
* boxing with kangaroos
* playing Monopoly with the kids
All things I won't risk doing a second time.
* running with bulls
* wrestling with crocodiles
* boxing with kangaroos
* playing Monopoly with the kids
All things I won't risk doing a second time.
January 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
* swimming with sharks
* running with bulls
* wrestling with crocodiles
* boxing with kangaroos
* playing Monopoly with the kids
All things I won't risk doing a second time.
* running with bulls
* wrestling with crocodiles
* boxing with kangaroos
* playing Monopoly with the kids
All things I won't risk doing a second time.
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This day in history. 1675. English king Charles II ordered that all coffee houses be closed because the populace was becoming alarmingly alert.
December 29, 2023 at 10:51 AM
This day in history. 1675. English king Charles II ordered that all coffee houses be closed because the populace was becoming alarmingly alert.
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One day, you’ll reach into your utensil drawer to find something you can use to reach that spot on your back you can’t scratch. And that’s when you’ll know you have crossed a generational threshold.
December 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
One day, you’ll reach into your utensil drawer to find something you can use to reach that spot on your back you can’t scratch. And that’s when you’ll know you have crossed a generational threshold.
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Blood is just the start of what I am capable of hemorrhaging.
December 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Blood is just the start of what I am capable of hemorrhaging.
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I prefer to call it "keeping secrets from myself" instead of "forgetting"
December 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I prefer to call it "keeping secrets from myself" instead of "forgetting"
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Sometimes I start talking and hope it ends well.
December 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Sometimes I start talking and hope it ends well.
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2026 resolution to have no serious talks about anything
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
2026 resolution to have no serious talks about anything
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Time to start on my New Year’s retributions.
December 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Time to start on my New Year’s retributions.
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Gen X rawdogging is sending a fax without a cover letter
December 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Gen X rawdogging is sending a fax without a cover letter
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this post is dedicated
to all of the people who
wasted their lives during
the reading of this post
to all of the people who
wasted their lives during
the reading of this post
December 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
this post is dedicated
to all of the people who
wasted their lives during
the reading of this post
to all of the people who
wasted their lives during
the reading of this post
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Top Causes of Divorce:
4. Finances
3. Infidelity
2. Lack of Intimacy
1. Thermostat Wars
4. Finances
3. Infidelity
2. Lack of Intimacy
1. Thermostat Wars
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Top Causes of Divorce:
4. Finances
3. Infidelity
2. Lack of Intimacy
1. Thermostat Wars
4. Finances
3. Infidelity
2. Lack of Intimacy
1. Thermostat Wars
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a hug from your therapist is called a shrinkwrap
December 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
a hug from your therapist is called a shrinkwrap
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machete would be a beautiful name for a girl
December 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
machete would be a beautiful name for a girl
if you forget to renew your shitposter's insurance by the end of the year you may not legally comment on any of my posts I don't make the rules
December 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
if you forget to renew your shitposter's insurance by the end of the year you may not legally comment on any of my posts I don't make the rules
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finally broke down and added a pic with a finger in my nose to unlock my phone
December 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
finally broke down and added a pic with a finger in my nose to unlock my phone
no one talks about the benefits of my ass bathing in cleopatra's milk
December 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
no one talks about the benefits of my ass bathing in cleopatra's milk
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surprise video calls from the boss should be illegal
December 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
surprise video calls from the boss should be illegal
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(waking up in a bathtub full of ice) inside me there is one kidney
December 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
(waking up in a bathtub full of ice) inside me there is one kidney
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I heard Hades is letting Sisyphus free, but as a condition he gets to decide where he'll live.
It's Boulder, Colorado by the way.
It's Boulder, Colorado by the way.
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I heard Hades is letting Sisyphus free, but as a condition he gets to decide where he'll live.
It's Boulder, Colorado by the way.
It's Boulder, Colorado by the way.