trickykat
@trickykat.bsky.social
real life is my alt, baby
@trickykat@beige.party (masto)
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@trickykat@beige.party (masto)
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i don't live in the US but my heart is hurting so much for all the good people there. I wish I could share my strength with you as you fight tyranny and idiocy. Please stay safe my friends 💔🖤
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[mispronouncing joni lyrics] they paved paradise and put up a barking lot
[my dog visibly excited] put up a what
[my dog visibly excited] put up a what
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
[mispronouncing joni lyrics] they paved paradise and put up a barking lot
[my dog visibly excited] put up a what
[my dog visibly excited] put up a what
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they should invent a driving that doesn’t make you seepy
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
they should invent a driving that doesn’t make you seepy
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Proud of all women for being the #1 political enemies of the state. Good job women.
February 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Proud of all women for being the #1 political enemies of the state. Good job women.
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Back off Karma, I got this one
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Back off Karma, I got this one
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Adding the adjective "testicular" never makes things better, for instance: testicular kitchen utensils
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Adding the adjective "testicular" never makes things better, for instance: testicular kitchen utensils
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raise your hand if your kids call you "bruh"
February 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
raise your hand if your kids call you "bruh"
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science
if we used quicksand in hourglasses the weekend would be here already
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
science
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Where'd our hourglass factory go oh shit 🏆👑 Congratulations @trickykat.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
if we used quicksand in hourglasses the weekend would be here already
February 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Where'd our hourglass factory go oh shit 🏆👑 Congratulations @trickykat.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
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no quicksifs, quicksands, or quicksbuts about it
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
no quicksifs, quicksands, or quicksbuts about it
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this is how we solve space travel
February 12, 2026 at 6:29 PM
this is how we solve space travel
omg stands for oh my, greg
February 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
omg stands for oh my, greg
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(watching a waymo cut another car off during a left turn) they're just like us
February 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
(watching a waymo cut another car off during a left turn) they're just like us
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i enjoyed the giggles, but could have done without the shits
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
i enjoyed the giggles, but could have done without the shits
if we used quicksand in hourglasses the weekend would be here already
February 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
if we used quicksand in hourglasses the weekend would be here already
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[office canteen]
coworker: I hope you don’t mind but I used your mug as mine’s dirty
me: of course not, and I’m sure you don’t mind that as my wife has a headache I used yours instead
coworker: I hope you don’t mind but I used your mug as mine’s dirty
me: of course not, and I’m sure you don’t mind that as my wife has a headache I used yours instead
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
[office canteen]
coworker: I hope you don’t mind but I used your mug as mine’s dirty
me: of course not, and I’m sure you don’t mind that as my wife has a headache I used yours instead
coworker: I hope you don’t mind but I used your mug as mine’s dirty
me: of course not, and I’m sure you don’t mind that as my wife has a headache I used yours instead
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Quicksand is just regular sand that finishes in 30 seconds then falls asleep without satisfying its partner.
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Quicksand is just regular sand that finishes in 30 seconds then falls asleep without satisfying its partner.
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i can post worse if you give me a chance
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
i can post worse if you give me a chance
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The commentators are not watching the right thing as a joke, but fate only laughs at its own jokes. Shakespeare's lost play Any Sport Will Ado found the whole time
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The commentators are not watching the right thing as a joke, but fate only laughs at its own jokes. Shakespeare's lost play Any Sport Will Ado found the whole time
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When you read ‘bold retelling’ of a classic, be prepared for it to be unrecognisable.
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 AM
When you read ‘bold retelling’ of a classic, be prepared for it to be unrecognisable.
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ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 AM
ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
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what if I went to sleep at a reasonable hour, what then?
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 AM
what if I went to sleep at a reasonable hour, what then?
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they should invent a body that doesn’t need to be turned over over and over like a rotisserie chicken when you sleep
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 AM
they should invent a body that doesn’t need to be turned over over and over like a rotisserie chicken when you sleep
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Look, I've piddled the poddles. I've girked the murps. I've smorked the borks. But I promise you this: I will never, ever, doodle the diddles.
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Look, I've piddled the poddles. I've girked the murps. I've smorked the borks. But I promise you this: I will never, ever, doodle the diddles.
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My go-to sex move basically looks like a wacky waving inflatable arm guy.
November 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
My go-to sex move basically looks like a wacky waving inflatable arm guy.