aric
@aghastronaut.com
Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
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aric
@aghastronaut.com
· Oct 11
Before you block me, know that I was "a pleasure to have in class" on multiple occasions
an intimate relationship with God
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
an intimate relationship with God
Are we ever going to learn how Marty McFly became a human?
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Are we ever going to learn how Marty McFly became a human?
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All I'm saying is, if I were in a waiting room watching videos on my phone at full volume and a loud dick pill ad came on, I'd probably try to turn down the volume.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
All I'm saying is, if I were in a waiting room watching videos on my phone at full volume and a loud dick pill ad came on, I'd probably try to turn down the volume.
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If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
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Talking at strangers in Arc Raiders. Watch or don't.
aghastronaut - Twitch
Comedian. Playing games. Singing karaoke.
www.twitch.tv
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Talking at strangers in Arc Raiders. Watch or don't.
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I like how this block came out but then I remembered I don't actually like putting anything bigger than a 5x7 in the mail so I'm gonna re-carve it on a 4x6
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I like how this block came out but then I remembered I don't actually like putting anything bigger than a 5x7 in the mail so I'm gonna re-carve it on a 4x6
The best thing about not having Donald Trump as president was not hearing batshit things the president said every fucking day.
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The best thing about not having Donald Trump as president was not hearing batshit things the president said every fucking day.
I am "family went to see the original Santa Clause in theaters because there was nothing else to watch" years old
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I am "family went to see the original Santa Clause in theaters because there was nothing else to watch" years old
[day number 1597 of eating with extra terrestrials]
Oh, shit! This is rice! I didn't know you guys had rice!
Oh, shit! This is rice! I didn't know you guys had rice!
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
[day number 1597 of eating with extra terrestrials]
Oh, shit! This is rice! I didn't know you guys had rice!
Oh, shit! This is rice! I didn't know you guys had rice!
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Daughter: The chocolate chip cookies are great.
Me: Great.
Daughter: But there's too much weed in them.
Me: What?
Daughter: There's too much weed.
Me: Weed?
Daughter: Yeah.
Me: You mean wheat?
Daughter: Yeah, wheat. Not enough chocolate.
Me: Great.
Daughter: But there's too much weed in them.
Me: What?
Daughter: There's too much weed.
Me: Weed?
Daughter: Yeah.
Me: You mean wheat?
Daughter: Yeah, wheat. Not enough chocolate.
January 10, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Daughter: The chocolate chip cookies are great.
Me: Great.
Daughter: But there's too much weed in them.
Me: What?
Daughter: There's too much weed.
Me: Weed?
Daughter: Yeah.
Me: You mean wheat?
Daughter: Yeah, wheat. Not enough chocolate.
Me: Great.
Daughter: But there's too much weed in them.
Me: What?
Daughter: There's too much weed.
Me: Weed?
Daughter: Yeah.
Me: You mean wheat?
Daughter: Yeah, wheat. Not enough chocolate.
I'm getting tired of you and your "that will be $10.95" attitude
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm getting tired of you and your "that will be $10.95" attitude
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Well, sometimes a man plans the release of his production on a certain date but then, sometimes unexpectedly, it gets released much, much earlier.
I've heard this can happen even if you're shooting in IMAX.
I've heard this can happen even if you're shooting in IMAX.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Well, sometimes a man plans the release of his production on a certain date but then, sometimes unexpectedly, it gets released much, much earlier.
I've heard this can happen even if you're shooting in IMAX.
I've heard this can happen even if you're shooting in IMAX.
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The picture for the Wikipedia article on "staring" used to be way different.
January 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The picture for the Wikipedia article on "staring" used to be way different.
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What's in this "Recovery File Structure" subdirectory labeled "Stuff?"
January 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
What's in this "Recovery File Structure" subdirectory labeled "Stuff?"
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I, for one, want you to push me if I'm close to the edge.
I'm trying to lose my head.
I'm trying to lose my head.
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I, for one, want you to push me if I'm close to the edge.
I'm trying to lose my head.
I'm trying to lose my head.
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i've never seen housekeeping but local hero is a fabulous movie with a great mark knopfler score
Two from writer-director Bill Forsyth! LOCAL HERO (1983) & HOUSEKEEPING (1987) screen in 35mm this coming Tuesday & Wednesday, November 11th & 12th. Tickets: buff.ly/uLPEQtY
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i've never seen housekeeping but local hero is a fabulous movie with a great mark knopfler score
You see, the bushwackers and jayhawks would get into scuffles during the Civil War along the Missouri and Kansas lines.
Anyway, I was in a History Show reenactment playing a bushwacker.
Got a single IMDB credit and everything.
Anyway, I was in a History Show reenactment playing a bushwacker.
Got a single IMDB credit and everything.
Who called it a blowjob and not BJayhawks?
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You see, the bushwackers and jayhawks would get into scuffles during the Civil War along the Missouri and Kansas lines.
Anyway, I was in a History Show reenactment playing a bushwacker.
Got a single IMDB credit and everything.
Anyway, I was in a History Show reenactment playing a bushwacker.
Got a single IMDB credit and everything.
[removing my Pince-nez as the light from a single bulb digs into the wrinkles on my tired face]
You think you really know what "Love Shack" is about? Think again.
You think you really know what "Love Shack" is about? Think again.
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
[removing my Pince-nez as the light from a single bulb digs into the wrinkles on my tired face]
You think you really know what "Love Shack" is about? Think again.
You think you really know what "Love Shack" is about? Think again.