aric
@aghastronaut.com
Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
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aric
@aghastronaut.com
· Oct 11
Before you block me, know that I was "a pleasure to have in class" on multiple occasions
Are you Jaws 2, baby? Because you certainly are unnecessary.
December 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Are you Jaws 2, baby? Because you certainly are unnecessary.
I had a theater teacher who specialized in one day in history (who cares what day it was), believed that the first two lines of Hamlet were the most important of the play, and could be found in his car with the seat reclined when the female beach volleyball team was practicing.
December 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I had a theater teacher who specialized in one day in history (who cares what day it was), believed that the first two lines of Hamlet were the most important of the play, and could be found in his car with the seat reclined when the female beach volleyball team was practicing.
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Is there a chart of animals organized by how much they like humans touching them?
Who's the top? Who's at the bottom? Which animal is right in the middle?
Fish have to be the most freaked out by people touching them. I don't think they understand what's happening.
Who's the top? Who's at the bottom? Which animal is right in the middle?
Fish have to be the most freaked out by people touching them. I don't think they understand what's happening.
August 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Is there a chart of animals organized by how much they like humans touching them?
Who's the top? Who's at the bottom? Which animal is right in the middle?
Fish have to be the most freaked out by people touching them. I don't think they understand what's happening.
Who's the top? Who's at the bottom? Which animal is right in the middle?
Fish have to be the most freaked out by people touching them. I don't think they understand what's happening.
Sometimes your cat is, like, "I'm going to die if I don't get any crab."
But then they don't get any crab and they don't die?
Cat. What's up?
But then they don't get any crab and they don't die?
Cat. What's up?
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Sometimes your cat is, like, "I'm going to die if I don't get any crab."
But then they don't get any crab and they don't die?
Cat. What's up?
But then they don't get any crab and they don't die?
Cat. What's up?
Purposing is about purposing and repurpose
December 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Purposing is about purposing and repurpose
America: Huh, wonder if that cut is gonna get worn. Oh well.
December 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
America: Huh, wonder if that cut is gonna get worn. Oh well.
Starting to think I'll never hold a padel up at a rich person money thingy
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Starting to think I'll never hold a padel up at a rich person money thingy
The last half of December should be a holiday
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The last half of December should be a holiday
Doing wild karaoke/chaos on the Twitch stream playing ARC Raiders. Look it up if you want. It's easy to find.
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Doing wild karaoke/chaos on the Twitch stream playing ARC Raiders. Look it up if you want. It's easy to find.
Making my own Beatles trilogy.
I'm leaving out John.
I'm leaving out John.
December 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Making my own Beatles trilogy.
I'm leaving out John.
I'm leaving out John.
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
I think Hotels dot com should be run by and for all the hotels.
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I think Hotels dot com should be run by and for all the hotels.
I don't think making lists of your enemies is healthy.
But folks with a follow-up question need to be on a list.
But folks with a follow-up question need to be on a list.
December 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I don't think making lists of your enemies is healthy.
But folks with a follow-up question need to be on a list.
But folks with a follow-up question need to be on a list.
I have a lot of wonderful memories from inside of houses
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I have a lot of wonderful memories from inside of houses
Ella Fitzgerald: I got it bad.
Me: Oh no!
Ella Fitzgerald: And that ain't good.
Me: Yeah. I already said "oh no."
Me: Oh no!
Ella Fitzgerald: And that ain't good.
Me: Yeah. I already said "oh no."
December 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Ella Fitzgerald: I got it bad.
Me: Oh no!
Ella Fitzgerald: And that ain't good.
Me: Yeah. I already said "oh no."
Me: Oh no!
Ella Fitzgerald: And that ain't good.
Me: Yeah. I already said "oh no."
[climbing Mount Everest the whole way with this in my head]
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
December 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
[climbing Mount Everest the whole way with this in my head]
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
simply. having. a wonderful mountain climb.
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Sending a St. Bernard around the neighborhood this winter with pickle brine in a little barrel around its neck.
People will think "free booze" but get a mouth full of pickle brine.
Because why are you drinking from a dog?
People will think "free booze" but get a mouth full of pickle brine.
Because why are you drinking from a dog?
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Sending a St. Bernard around the neighborhood this winter with pickle brine in a little barrel around its neck.
People will think "free booze" but get a mouth full of pickle brine.
Because why are you drinking from a dog?
People will think "free booze" but get a mouth full of pickle brine.
Because why are you drinking from a dog?
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Seeing yourself on the Zoom call
January 10, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Seeing yourself on the Zoom call
Baro Ferret: More like Django Reinfart.
December 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Baro Ferret: More like Django Reinfart.
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firemen are always in heat 🪓
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
firemen are always in heat 🪓
You'd think Star Trek is focused on learning what it means to be an alien.
But, folks!
But, folks!
December 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You'd think Star Trek is focused on learning what it means to be an alien.
But, folks!
But, folks!
Maybe he thinks he owns America?
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Maybe he thinks he owns America?
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kahlua ❤️ secretaries
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
kahlua ❤️ secretaries
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the dutch were actually the ones who first thought to make waffles the shape they are, not the belgians. and by this i dont mean we should hand it to the dutch, we should never do that, but we definitely need to stop handing it to the belgians.
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
the dutch were actually the ones who first thought to make waffles the shape they are, not the belgians. and by this i dont mean we should hand it to the dutch, we should never do that, but we definitely need to stop handing it to the belgians.
Let's get "throb" the same disdain as "moist"
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Let's get "throb" the same disdain as "moist"