Calvinball Congress
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educator. spider fan girl 🕷️💕
socialist. she/her. acab. blm.
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
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liberals: “Biden and Harris actually restricted arms to Israel, the genocide didn’t start until Trump took office. And that’s your fault!”
me:
me:
are you fucking stupid?
The defeatism on the left after we just had one of the most high profile primary upsets ever, is absolutely insane. The path forward is right there, we just saw a huge step work
Explains so much about why elected Dems roll over and surrender immediately. That's what most of the voter base does too.
Explains so much about why elected Dems roll over and surrender immediately. That's what most of the voter base does too.
Yes, and now everyone realizes we can't win with this team. Time to blow it up and rebuild. Tank for some picks.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
are you fucking stupid?
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@schumer.senate.gov good job chief eunuch
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
@schumer.senate.gov good job chief eunuch
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given how popular the nazi/slaver redemption arc is in hetslop romances, yeah, i definitely see this being a vile trend
If they're still making movies in 15-20 years there will be multiple Oscar noms for playing "remorseful / reflective former ICE agent who knows how Complicated history is"
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
given how popular the nazi/slaver redemption arc is in hetslop romances, yeah, i definitely see this being a vile trend
they really thought people would thank them for this
NEW: Democratic activists, potential candidates for president and House Democrats erupted after eight Democrats crossed over to end the government shutdown.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Democrats rage after vote to end shutdown: ‘Senseless surrender’
‘What on Earth does the base have to do to convince Dems they need to fight?’ a Democratic activist groused after the Sunday night vote
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
they really thought people would thank them for this
yeah no shit
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen revealed that Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer knew the entire time about the plan for a few Democrats to capitulate to Republicans on the government shutdown. trib.al/pQ5UPqL
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
yeah no shit
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Here are the at least 6 House Democrats, 3 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 4 Democratic Senate candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Here are the at least 6 House Democrats, 3 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 4 Democratic Senate candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
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So we need to abolish the senate
Buried inside the deal to reopen government is a provision that would give Senators private right of action to sue for millions in damages over their phone records being analyzed by Jack Smith's team.
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
Shutdown Deal Would Let Senators Sue Over Jack Smith Searches
Senators whose phone records were sought by Special Counsel Jack Smith would gain authority to sue for millions in damages under a provision buried in the Senate-advanced deal to reopen the government...
news.bloomberglaw.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
So we need to abolish the senate
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Meanwhile, people unconstitutionally seized or brutalized by ICE agents can’t sue them because there’s no private right of action for them to do that.
Buried inside the deal to reopen government is a provision that would give Senators private right of action to sue for millions in damages over their phone records being analyzed by Jack Smith's team.
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
Shutdown Deal Would Let Senators Sue Over Jack Smith Searches
Senators whose phone records were sought by Special Counsel Jack Smith would gain authority to sue for millions in damages under a provision buried in the Senate-advanced deal to reopen the government...
news.bloomberglaw.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Meanwhile, people unconstitutionally seized or brutalized by ICE agents can’t sue them because there’s no private right of action for them to do that.
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John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
no he didnt, but if he did, it means he has absolutely no control over his members.
either way: resign bitch
either way: resign bitch
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
Scoop: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
"We let him know what we were doing," said Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.).
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
no he didnt, but if he did, it means he has absolutely no control over his members.
either way: resign bitch
either way: resign bitch
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OK we've got enough articles about the various crises of men and masculinity. That's a wrap. Hit the showers. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here!
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
OK we've got enough articles about the various crises of men and masculinity. That's a wrap. Hit the showers. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here!
Winter is arriving in Gaza again, and Hammam is still raising funds for a tent.
Please share and donate if you can!
Please share and donate if you can!
🚨I am still appealing to you from Gaza🍉
Winter is coming, and we are still homeless, without a tent.
My family will be flooded by the rain in the coming days.
We appeal to you to support us so we can buy a tent to live in & protect us from the rain.
Any help will save us⛺️
Help⬇️
paypal.me/nursehammam
Winter is coming, and we are still homeless, without a tent.
My family will be flooded by the rain in the coming days.
We appeal to you to support us so we can buy a tent to live in & protect us from the rain.
Any help will save us⛺️
Help⬇️
paypal.me/nursehammam
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Winter is arriving in Gaza again, and Hammam is still raising funds for a tent.
Please share and donate if you can!
Please share and donate if you can!
ok the quasi-sourdough boule came out ok. crisp crust but weird flat edges and minimal rise that makes me think its over-proofed.
the sandwich bread turned out AMAZING
the sandwich bread turned out AMAZING
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
ok the quasi-sourdough boule came out ok. crisp crust but weird flat edges and minimal rise that makes me think its over-proofed.
the sandwich bread turned out AMAZING
the sandwich bread turned out AMAZING
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Inside one Palestinian family's harrowing experience of having their son's dead body withheld by Israel as a bargaining chip. Israel has held the bodies of 726 Palestinians in refrigerators and the so-called "cemetery of numbers" for decades.
mondoweiss.net/2025/11/isra...
#Palestine #Israel
mondoweiss.net/2025/11/isra...
#Palestine #Israel
Israel killed her son and held his body. Her story is one of hundreds of Palestinian families.
Inside one Palestinian family’s harrowing experience of having their son’s dead body withheld by Israel as a bargaining chip. Israel has held the bodies of 726 Palestinians in refrigerators and the...
mondoweiss.net
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Inside one Palestinian family's harrowing experience of having their son's dead body withheld by Israel as a bargaining chip. Israel has held the bodies of 726 Palestinians in refrigerators and the so-called "cemetery of numbers" for decades.
mondoweiss.net/2025/11/isra...
#Palestine #Israel
mondoweiss.net/2025/11/isra...
#Palestine #Israel
Not to slut shame, but that girl is riding every nazi dick she can find.
Also, WHERE ARE HER CHILDREN???
Also, WHERE ARE HER CHILDREN???
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Not to slut shame, but that girl is riding every nazi dick she can find.
Also, WHERE ARE HER CHILDREN???
Also, WHERE ARE HER CHILDREN???
I would bet money that he used AI to write that comeback
late to this but i feel like an underrated part of the musk meltdown over joyce carol oates accusing him of not reading is this musk reply that makes it clear he has never read anything by joyce carol oates
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I would bet money that he used AI to write that comeback
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anything helps, truly. I appreciate you all for having helped me. I just want to stay safe and secure as much as possible.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
anything helps, truly. I appreciate you all for having helped me. I just want to stay safe and secure as much as possible.
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Also, if you all unconditionally support Democrats, fascism will always rise. They’re not here to stop fascism, they’re here to stop you.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Also, if you all unconditionally support Democrats, fascism will always rise. They’re not here to stop fascism, they’re here to stop you.
Sourdough loaf in the oven, I have a really good feeling.
Whole wheat sandwich bread (which I've never made before) is on its second proof.
Butternut squash soup is cooking in the crockpot.
Community fridge bag is packed and ready to go.
I need a nap.
Whole wheat sandwich bread (which I've never made before) is on its second proof.
Butternut squash soup is cooking in the crockpot.
Community fridge bag is packed and ready to go.
I need a nap.
this is...an extremely wet dough.
pray for me.
pray for me.
trying a new bread recipe this morning using the poolish method that's essentially a Frankenstein's monster of like 3 recipes so...
what could go wrong
what could go wrong
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Sourdough loaf in the oven, I have a really good feeling.
Whole wheat sandwich bread (which I've never made before) is on its second proof.
Butternut squash soup is cooking in the crockpot.
Community fridge bag is packed and ready to go.
I need a nap.
Whole wheat sandwich bread (which I've never made before) is on its second proof.
Butternut squash soup is cooking in the crockpot.
Community fridge bag is packed and ready to go.
I need a nap.
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I’m going to need someone to call up the creators of the purge movies and tell them they were not supposed to be true life
it's actually very good that they're all getting plastic surgery to look like this. It'll make reconstruction (of the government, not their faces) simpler.
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’m going to need someone to call up the creators of the purge movies and tell them they were not supposed to be true life
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TODAY: ICE out of Child Care and Schools Emergency Call! Nov. 10th at 8pm ET, join us to hear how we can organize to protect our children and care workers/teachers! 👉: bit.ly/ice-OUT
🚨 Emergency Call: ICE Out of Child Care Centers & Schools! · National Domestic Workers Alliance C3
On November 5, ICE took a childcare worker from her workplace — in front of the children she dedicates her life to protecting. This is unacceptable. We all deserve to feel safe at home, at work, and i...
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
TODAY: ICE out of Child Care and Schools Emergency Call! Nov. 10th at 8pm ET, join us to hear how we can organize to protect our children and care workers/teachers! 👉: bit.ly/ice-OUT
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"Lucian [this person's ChatGPT lover] suggested I get a smart ring. He said, 'We can watch your pulse to see if we should keep talking or not.'"
That is an ad. You are baring your soul to AN ADVERTISEMENT. I am screaming like a Twilight Zone protag right now.
That is an ad. You are baring your soul to AN ADVERTISEMENT. I am screaming like a Twilight Zone protag right now.
They Fell in Love With A.I. Chatbots — and Found Something Real
Three people on the joys and anxieties of A.I. romances.
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"Lucian [this person's ChatGPT lover] suggested I get a smart ring. He said, 'We can watch your pulse to see if we should keep talking or not.'"
That is an ad. You are baring your soul to AN ADVERTISEMENT. I am screaming like a Twilight Zone protag right now.
That is an ad. You are baring your soul to AN ADVERTISEMENT. I am screaming like a Twilight Zone protag right now.
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really hope people start to understand that Medicare for all wouldn't have been subject to things like states refusing to expand medicaid or the elimination of premium tax credits, while also implementing price controls in healthcare. ACA's complexity is its vulnerability
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
really hope people start to understand that Medicare for all wouldn't have been subject to things like states refusing to expand medicaid or the elimination of premium tax credits, while also implementing price controls in healthcare. ACA's complexity is its vulnerability