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bi. educator. spider fan girl 🕷️💕

socialist. she/her. acab. blm.
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
"I said something dumb as fuck, and now people are telling me it's dumb as fuck? How dare they!"
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I have a feeling this is "kids are eating tide pods" manufactured panic over a meme again.
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
EXCITING SPIDER NEWS: My Greek Velvet spider (Eresus walckenaeri) matured out into a male. Which is a little sad because it means he won't live for a very long time. But he is BEAUTIFUL.

Stole this picture because he is hiding too much for a clear shot:
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
lol there is something so sad about this one
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Stephen Miller right now
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I take back my reservations about Mamdani meeting with Trump. This is incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I would be bummed about losing any slings (cried over my first T. vagans passing in a bad molt) but this is a Eupalaestrus larae (Golden Zebra Beauty), which is pretty rare in the hobby.

They are one of the most docile species, and very beautiful
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Have a bad feeling I'm going to lose one of my new tarantula babies.

She was behaving really weird when I unboxed her yesterday, like she landed on her back and just laid there, and then today she looks like she's going into death curl :/

this was her yesterday, I gently flipped her over afterward
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
no you don’t
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The synagogue was hosting an organization illegally selling occupied land to americans.

This organization is literally violating the Geneva Convention.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
anyways, gonna log off and get work done. as a treat, here’s one of my new babies taking down a mealworm:
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
fuck off
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
a guy defending the op of this shit. she logged off because she was "being bullied" and he was scolding people for it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm so fucking tired.
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My new baby B. emilia 🥲 vs. what she'll look like in oh....about 7 years.
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Liberals are posting this unironically today, and getting very heated when you question them about what they mean.
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
btw the initial post I quoted:
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
PACKAGE SECURED
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"Are the fae open source?"

The Fae:
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM