presentdad🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here.
tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
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@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
· Dec 23
kate bush running past sisyphus
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asking people who talk to me irl to use alt text
February 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
asking people who talk to me irl to use alt text
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at least it's wednesday tomorrow
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
at least it's wednesday tomorrow
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just found out the puppy bowl (12mil) got twice as many viewers as the tpusa halftime show (6mil) and im extremely disappointed at how few viewers that is. the puppy bowl deserved better.
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
just found out the puppy bowl (12mil) got twice as many viewers as the tpusa halftime show (6mil) and im extremely disappointed at how few viewers that is. the puppy bowl deserved better.
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1 bed, 1 bath, and several other rooms they might find your body in
![marketplace listing
[picture of concrete stairs leading down to a concrete wall]
$1,700 • 1 Bed 1 Bath...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/bafkreiauhqfkbfycfdhyw4vvszwq6vrum22rbpgjzgqu3y7pnbga5errqe@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
1 bed, 1 bath, and several other rooms they might find your body in
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A magical package arrived today from up north and I love him very much. He is a @geraldinepiche.bsky.social original and an amazing gift that’s striking in person. If you don’t already, support their art and them (THEM!) because they’re very talented and kind and I promise you’ll love what you see.
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
A magical package arrived today from up north and I love him very much. He is a @geraldinepiche.bsky.social original and an amazing gift that’s striking in person. If you don’t already, support their art and them (THEM!) because they’re very talented and kind and I promise you’ll love what you see.
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I farted and hurt my back. Getting old is wild y'all!
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I farted and hurt my back. Getting old is wild y'all!
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[accepting my first ever olympic gold medal]:
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
[accepting my first ever olympic gold medal]:
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer
first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer
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“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
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i don’t know what you just said but i liked it and reposted it because your my best friend and i love you
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
i don’t know what you just said but i liked it and reposted it because your my best friend and i love you
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The King of England is talking about criminal charges for his own brother (for his association with Epstein) meanwhile America can't even get rid of Howard fucking Lutnick
February 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The King of England is talking about criminal charges for his own brother (for his association with Epstein) meanwhile America can't even get rid of Howard fucking Lutnick
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who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
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*talking into a banana* no you hang up first
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
*talking into a banana* no you hang up first
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*to Cupid* Just the normal arrows, big dawg
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
*to Cupid* Just the normal arrows, big dawg
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I feel like sadism is behind most internet phenomena
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I feel like sadism is behind most internet phenomena
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You know that scene in fight club where they doxx the dead guy
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
You know that scene in fight club where they doxx the dead guy
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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they pissed off the WeRateDogs guy enough from him to break character to directly tell them off, that's genuinely impressive levels of being an asshole
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
they pissed off the WeRateDogs guy enough from him to break character to directly tell them off, that's genuinely impressive levels of being an asshole
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activity time! 🌽🐮👩🌾
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 AM
activity time! 🌽🐮👩🌾
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look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
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been dancing on my phone for hours and still can't get this two-step verification to work
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
been dancing on my phone for hours and still can't get this two-step verification to work
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no, babe, it’s okay that you’re not stacy’s mom. i still think you’ve got it going on.
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
no, babe, it’s okay that you’re not stacy’s mom. i still think you’ve got it going on.
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Hot cocoa is a type of soup: the case for bluesky drafts
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Hot cocoa is a type of soup: the case for bluesky drafts
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thank god for microwave reminder beeps
February 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
thank god for microwave reminder beeps
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous