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tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here
future’s pasts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
future’s pasts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
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@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
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kate bush running past sisyphus
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
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they should put little fortunes in the crab rangoon
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
they should put little fortunes in the crab rangoon
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growing concerned watching the new james bond movie as it becomes apparent he isn’t going to give his customary 30-minute monologue explaining to the audience how he used to be like seven different guys
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
growing concerned watching the new james bond movie as it becomes apparent he isn’t going to give his customary 30-minute monologue explaining to the audience how he used to be like seven different guys
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c'mon guys this is a layup: zombie james bond
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
c'mon guys this is a layup: zombie james bond
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[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
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there is a thick oaken rod at work with which my enemies routinely beat me about the head and groin. this stick is more dear to me than my very own children
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
there is a thick oaken rod at work with which my enemies routinely beat me about the head and groin. this stick is more dear to me than my very own children
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got kicked out of the coffee shop for saying “ipso facto” instead of “yes” when the barista confirmed my order
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
got kicked out of the coffee shop for saying “ipso facto” instead of “yes” when the barista confirmed my order
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My boy would have been 11 today and it’s now been two months without him. It hasn’t gotten a whole lot easier yet. ♥️
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My boy would have been 11 today and it’s now been two months without him. It hasn’t gotten a whole lot easier yet. ♥️
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If I'm gonna pay this much for insurance, something terrible better happen to me or I'm gonna be furious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If I'm gonna pay this much for insurance, something terrible better happen to me or I'm gonna be furious.
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Toes ranked:
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Toes ranked:
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
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using fractions: 1/10 do not recommend
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
using fractions: 1/10 do not recommend
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who am i anyway? am i my resume?
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
who am i anyway? am i my resume?
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today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
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This Monday calls for some Mr. Kitty (sending some love).
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This Monday calls for some Mr. Kitty (sending some love).
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inventing a type of guy*
*making a linkedin account for shitposting
*making a linkedin account for shitposting
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
inventing a type of guy*
*making a linkedin account for shitposting
*making a linkedin account for shitposting
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Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
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If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
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I told myself I would watch the first five minutes of Pluribus
Literally had muscle cramps the rest of the night after being frozen in place for an hour
Literally had muscle cramps the rest of the night after being frozen in place for an hour
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I told myself I would watch the first five minutes of Pluribus
Literally had muscle cramps the rest of the night after being frozen in place for an hour
Literally had muscle cramps the rest of the night after being frozen in place for an hour
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chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer
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feelings are temporary
mashed potatoes are forever
mashed potatoes are forever
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
feelings are temporary
mashed potatoes are forever
mashed potatoes are forever
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Virgo: Sometimes you are your own worst enemy. Not today though. Today it is Jeff.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Virgo: Sometimes you are your own worst enemy. Not today though. Today it is Jeff.
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I KNEW IT!
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
Virgo: Sometimes you are your own worst enemy. Not today though. Today it is Jeff.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I KNEW IT!
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
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a good lawyer name would be Lou Pole
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
a good lawyer name would be Lou Pole
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Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness