Midge
@midge.bsky.social
Relentless architect of my own hell
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Midge
@midge.bsky.social
· Jul 1
Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
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Putting seasonal depression on the back burner so I can focus on my wartime anxiety
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Putting seasonal depression on the back burner so I can focus on my wartime anxiety
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What a difference a year makes.
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
What a difference a year makes.
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I wanted to take her to Poundtown, but only got as far as
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I wanted to take her to Poundtown, but only got as far as
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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A president who treats foreign policy as a personal instrument of power invites instability, not security.
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
A president who treats foreign policy as a personal instrument of power invites instability, not security.
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These freaks want territorial expansion and they know Trump will do everything he can to deliver.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
These freaks want territorial expansion and they know Trump will do everything he can to deliver.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
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This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
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Goat steaks goat curry goat chili goat tacos goat flambe goat tajine goat stir fry teriyaki goat skewers goat ribs goat stew goat kebabs goat wellington chicken fried goat goat burgers goat katsu goat fricassee goat muniere goat meatloaf goat shanks goat tartare goat vindaloo goat goulash goat dumpl
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Goat steaks goat curry goat chili goat tacos goat flambe goat tajine goat stir fry teriyaki goat skewers goat ribs goat stew goat kebabs goat wellington chicken fried goat goat burgers goat katsu goat fricassee goat muniere goat meatloaf goat shanks goat tartare goat vindaloo goat goulash goat dumpl
Putting seasonal depression on the back burner so I can focus on my wartime anxiety
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Putting seasonal depression on the back burner so I can focus on my wartime anxiety
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Elon Musk's accomplishments over the last year include starving thousands of people to death (and laughing about it) and creating Hitler AI that undresses children (and laughing about it). Is it time to do something about billionaires yet?
January 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Elon Musk's accomplishments over the last year include starving thousands of people to death (and laughing about it) and creating Hitler AI that undresses children (and laughing about it). Is it time to do something about billionaires yet?
Wait, am I supposed to work tomorrow?
January 2, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Wait, am I supposed to work tomorrow?
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Me: I need to be productive today
Also me:
Also me:
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Me: I need to be productive today
Also me:
Also me:
Me: I need to be productive today
Also me:
Also me:
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Me: I need to be productive today
Also me:
Also me:
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A president cannot defend a nation if he is not held accountable to its laws.
December 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A president cannot defend a nation if he is not held accountable to its laws.
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Is it bad that nobody justifiably believes anything Putin says while the President of the United States believes everything he says?
December 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Is it bad that nobody justifiably believes anything Putin says while the President of the United States believes everything he says?
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those deer will never see your 5 bean chili comin
December 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
those deer will never see your 5 bean chili comin
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idk, i think it’s eggnog
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
idk, i think it’s eggnog
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being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire
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if i’d been the winter caretaker of the overlook hotel it wouldn’t have gone down like that
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
if i’d been the winter caretaker of the overlook hotel it wouldn’t have gone down like that
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They should’ve called them Treese’s
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
They should’ve called them Treese’s
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“Break it Down Again” is my favorite Tears for Fears song about recycling all the cardboard boxes
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“Break it Down Again” is my favorite Tears for Fears song about recycling all the cardboard boxes
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We are on year 8 with some of these gift bags and I think that's beautiful
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
We are on year 8 with some of these gift bags and I think that's beautiful
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
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Fun game:
Text your mom Christmas afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen ham?"
Text your mom Christmas afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen ham?"
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Fun game:
Text your mom Christmas afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen ham?"
Text your mom Christmas afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen ham?"