Midge
@midge.bsky.social
Relentless architect of my own hell
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Midge
@midge.bsky.social
· Jul 1
Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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Just rip that tag off the mattress.
Drop your pop rocks in a can of coke.
Let your face get stuck that way.
Does it even matter anymore?
Drop your pop rocks in a can of coke.
Let your face get stuck that way.
Does it even matter anymore?
January 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Just rip that tag off the mattress.
Drop your pop rocks in a can of coke.
Let your face get stuck that way.
Does it even matter anymore?
Drop your pop rocks in a can of coke.
Let your face get stuck that way.
Does it even matter anymore?
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but at least there's nothing terrifying about Mr. Beast's wide, warm smile and absolutely dead eyes
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
but at least there's nothing terrifying about Mr. Beast's wide, warm smile and absolutely dead eyes
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Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread)
1. Pat Bagley
1. Pat Bagley
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread)
1. Pat Bagley
1. Pat Bagley
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Rep. Wesley Hunt (TX-R): "The bottom line is this: when a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep you life"
The Right went from Don't Tread on Me to Comply or Die in 12 months.
The Right went from Don't Tread on Me to Comply or Die in 12 months.
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Rep. Wesley Hunt (TX-R): "The bottom line is this: when a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep you life"
The Right went from Don't Tread on Me to Comply or Die in 12 months.
The Right went from Don't Tread on Me to Comply or Die in 12 months.
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Trump talking about giving each person in Greenland $100,000 in US taxpayer money is incredibly America First. And he keeps sending fundraising emails to his cult promising them $2,000 checks if they send him money. At this point you can only conclude they like being hustled.
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Trump talking about giving each person in Greenland $100,000 in US taxpayer money is incredibly America First. And he keeps sending fundraising emails to his cult promising them $2,000 checks if they send him money. At this point you can only conclude they like being hustled.
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"Paywalled" is the word you're looking for. They didn't turn it off. The only thing that changed is X now explicitly makes money off CSAM.
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
X to limit editing function to paying subscribers after platform threatened with fines and regulatory action
Grok, Elon Musk’s AI tool, has switched off its image creation function for the vast majority of users after widespread outcry over its use to create sexually explicit and violent imagery.
It comes after Musk was threatened with fines, regulatory action and reports of a possible ban on X in the UK. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
"Paywalled" is the word you're looking for. They didn't turn it off. The only thing that changed is X now explicitly makes money off CSAM.
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today I have a zoom interview to be a penguin looker-atter at the aquarium, and if god has ever loved me even a little he will let me have this
i signed up for this site that helps connect you with volunteer opportunities, and holy shit look what they just sent me
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
today I have a zoom interview to be a penguin looker-atter at the aquarium, and if god has ever loved me even a little he will let me have this
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i’m not sure “he keeps getting hit by cars he jumps in front of” is the defense they think it is
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i’m not sure “he keeps getting hit by cars he jumps in front of” is the defense they think it is
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
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Moving the fridge into the bedroom has proven to be a bit of a monkey's paw situation
January 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Moving the fridge into the bedroom has proven to be a bit of a monkey's paw situation
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This day in history. 1493. Christopher Columbus spotted three manatees taking them for misshapen mermaids: "Ooo look at that one Bartalo, she reminds me of my Uncle Rocco the bare-knuckle boxer."
January 9, 2026 at 9:32 AM
This day in history. 1493. Christopher Columbus spotted three manatees taking them for misshapen mermaids: "Ooo look at that one Bartalo, she reminds me of my Uncle Rocco the bare-knuckle boxer."
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Today, the US President claimed to The NYT that the only limits that exist on his power, in domestic or international matters, are “his own morality.”
Where are the elected Democrats?
Articles of Impeachment. EVERY. DAY.
Rallies. EVERY. DAY.
Mourning. EVERY. DAY.
Fucking SAY SOMETHING.
Where are the elected Democrats?
Articles of Impeachment. EVERY. DAY.
Rallies. EVERY. DAY.
Mourning. EVERY. DAY.
Fucking SAY SOMETHING.
January 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Today, the US President claimed to The NYT that the only limits that exist on his power, in domestic or international matters, are “his own morality.”
Where are the elected Democrats?
Articles of Impeachment. EVERY. DAY.
Rallies. EVERY. DAY.
Mourning. EVERY. DAY.
Fucking SAY SOMETHING.
Where are the elected Democrats?
Articles of Impeachment. EVERY. DAY.
Rallies. EVERY. DAY.
Mourning. EVERY. DAY.
Fucking SAY SOMETHING.
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don’t think for one second I’ll forget anyone who made fun of my big feet now that we’re facing a waterworld situation and you need someone to paddle you around
February 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
don’t think for one second I’ll forget anyone who made fun of my big feet now that we’re facing a waterworld situation and you need someone to paddle you around
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Walz: "I couldn't help but think, and it scares me a bit -- 'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most important directive.' It certainly feels like that in this moment."
January 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Walz: "I couldn't help but think, and it scares me a bit -- 'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most important directive.' It certainly feels like that in this moment."
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"You've made your bed, now lie in it"
Sounds great, see you in a few hours
Sounds great, see you in a few hours
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
"You've made your bed, now lie in it"
Sounds great, see you in a few hours
Sounds great, see you in a few hours
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Let's get one thing crystal clear. You know they are lying. "She had been harassing the agents all day" IT WAS 9:30 AM. She had just dropped off her child. No mother has time for serious prolonged agitation before 10 am. If you don't believe the videos and witnesses, believe that, not the bullshit
January 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Let's get one thing crystal clear. You know they are lying. "She had been harassing the agents all day" IT WAS 9:30 AM. She had just dropped off her child. No mother has time for serious prolonged agitation before 10 am. If you don't believe the videos and witnesses, believe that, not the bullshit
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Governor I was not familiar with your game
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Governor I was not familiar with your game
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when you get to heaven and they show you how much time you spent on the toilet
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
when you get to heaven and they show you how much time you spent on the toilet
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You know things aren’t going well when PopCrave becomes a more reliable news source than CBS
January 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You know things aren’t going well when PopCrave becomes a more reliable news source than CBS
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omg everything is so awful go get a library card and kiss a dog
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
omg everything is so awful go get a library card and kiss a dog
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you know what Adele, I’m not even gonna fight you today. drag me down to the deep. let’s roll.
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
you know what Adele, I’m not even gonna fight you today. drag me down to the deep. let’s roll.
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it’s after the holidays so as requested
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
it’s after the holidays so as requested