Midge
@midge.bsky.social
Relentless architect of my own hell
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Just leave the door open, nothing matters anymore
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just leave the door open, nothing matters anymore
That’s such a French thing to do
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That’s such a French thing to do
the origin story of the cabbage patch kids is terrifying
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
the origin story of the cabbage patch kids is terrifying
Somebody I used to meow
October 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Somebody I used to meow
People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder
Rider down, I repeat rider down
October 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Rider down, I repeat rider down
When you think the argument is over but then you hear them mumble some shit under their breath
September 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
When you think the argument is over but then you hear them mumble some shit under their breath
Seasonal depression waiting for the sun to start setting at 5 pm
September 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Seasonal depression waiting for the sun to start setting at 5 pm
them: any plans this weekend?
me:
me:
September 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
them: any plans this weekend?
me:
me:
When my kid starts telling me about his favorite YouTuber
August 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
When my kid starts telling me about his favorite YouTuber
me: I have a little headache
WebMD:
WebMD:
August 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
me: I have a little headache
WebMD:
WebMD:
Me, trying to see the good in people
August 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Me, trying to see the good in people
When I get messages from work on Saturday
August 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
When I get messages from work on Saturday
Trying to remember someone’s name right after they told me
July 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Trying to remember someone’s name right after they told me
This makes me irrationally angry
July 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This makes me irrationally angry
So tempted to stay and see who drives this beast
July 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
So tempted to stay and see who drives this beast
when you whip off your shirt at the pool and realize you never put on your bathing suit
July 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
when you whip off your shirt at the pool and realize you never put on your bathing suit
When you realize you promised the kids you’d take them to the pool
June 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When you realize you promised the kids you’d take them to the pool
When someone asks a question that makes the meeting last 15 minutes longer
June 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
When someone asks a question that makes the meeting last 15 minutes longer