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3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025
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On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
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I’d like a food blog without recipes. Just stories of self-empowerment that somehow lead to butternut squash risotto.
January 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I’d like a food blog without recipes. Just stories of self-empowerment that somehow lead to butternut squash risotto.
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After work I do not walk to my car, I slink in the parking garage and descend to its depths, never overground estimate me
January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
After work I do not walk to my car, I slink in the parking garage and descend to its depths, never overground estimate me
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I never let myself indulge in big reactions so the NO FUCKING WAY's you left in the breakroom were an irresistable surprise
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I never let myself indulge in big reactions so the NO FUCKING WAY's you left in the breakroom were an irresistable surprise
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starting the new year having a crush means i will be spending the second week of the new year mad I gave a dude a chance
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
starting the new year having a crush means i will be spending the second week of the new year mad I gave a dude a chance
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It looked like the Quran, but Zohran was actually sworn in on a leather bound copy of Eat Pray Love
January 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
It looked like the Quran, but Zohran was actually sworn in on a leather bound copy of Eat Pray Love
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No matter how much we're trying to hold on to we end up with so little of it to even gravitate towards reminiscing about, I let all my old friends go for an unforgettable password to jump slowly on the moon
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 AM
No matter how much we're trying to hold on to we end up with so little of it to even gravitate towards reminiscing about, I let all my old friends go for an unforgettable password to jump slowly on the moon
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Dog: *begs*
Me: Sheesh. Have a little dignity.
Me: Sheesh. Have a little dignity.
January 2, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Dog: *begs*
Me: Sheesh. Have a little dignity.
Me: Sheesh. Have a little dignity.
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Catnip? Cats always show nip. Like 8 per cat. It’s a whole category on CatHub.
January 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Catnip? Cats always show nip. Like 8 per cat. It’s a whole category on CatHub.
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Last night's cocoon did wonders for my feeling safe but my new beauty emerge stage can't feather its hair for shit
January 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Last night's cocoon did wonders for my feeling safe but my new beauty emerge stage can't feather its hair for shit
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My dream as someone who has always struggled with weight is to see someone at the gym doing reps incorrectly so I can say, “Tuck that elbow, big dog”
January 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
My dream as someone who has always struggled with weight is to see someone at the gym doing reps incorrectly so I can say, “Tuck that elbow, big dog”
I need y'all to see my 10 year old niece's art
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I need y'all to see my 10 year old niece's art
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I think carbon-based life was a really smart move. All of my favourite people are made of carbon.
January 1, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I think carbon-based life was a really smart move. All of my favourite people are made of carbon.
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Saw a guy wearing a Decemberists shirt and he couldn’t even name three other historical insurrections
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Saw a guy wearing a Decemberists shirt and he couldn’t even name three other historical insurrections
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If I stand on a copy of 𝘞𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 I just can reach the shelf on which I’d like to place my copy of 𝘞𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦.
December 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
If I stand on a copy of 𝘞𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 I just can reach the shelf on which I’d like to place my copy of 𝘞𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦.
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My nickname back in driving school was unofficial parking space because I'd get all huffy if someone else's car was in my thoughts even though they're public and undesignated
December 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My nickname back in driving school was unofficial parking space because I'd get all huffy if someone else's car was in my thoughts even though they're public and undesignated
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If you start Inside Out by Eve 6 at 11:58:31, you’ll start out 2026 asking if you’re origami
December 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you start Inside Out by Eve 6 at 11:58:31, you’ll start out 2026 asking if you’re origami
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PSA
Some call it New Year’s Eve but we all know it’s Amateur Hour.
Stay home. Have a glass of wine. Watch a show. Fall asleep at 10. Wake up safe, warm and alive in 2026.
Some call it New Year’s Eve but we all know it’s Amateur Hour.
Stay home. Have a glass of wine. Watch a show. Fall asleep at 10. Wake up safe, warm and alive in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
PSA
Some call it New Year’s Eve but we all know it’s Amateur Hour.
Stay home. Have a glass of wine. Watch a show. Fall asleep at 10. Wake up safe, warm and alive in 2026.
Some call it New Year’s Eve but we all know it’s Amateur Hour.
Stay home. Have a glass of wine. Watch a show. Fall asleep at 10. Wake up safe, warm and alive in 2026.
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This is when I traditionally let my feelings expire in order to make room for different days I'll fall in love with but my love diary says it's gonna be a rebound year. I must have bought a similar cheaper notebook
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
This is when I traditionally let my feelings expire in order to make room for different days I'll fall in love with but my love diary says it's gonna be a rebound year. I must have bought a similar cheaper notebook
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fun game to play with a date: guess what song was the first dance at their wedding
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
fun game to play with a date: guess what song was the first dance at their wedding
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Flat earther holiday greeting:
“Happy No Spheres!”
“Happy No Spheres!”
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Flat earther holiday greeting:
“Happy No Spheres!”
“Happy No Spheres!”
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Yay we outlived 2025!
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Yay we outlived 2025!
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If what you’re doing at midnight on New Year’s Eve determines the course of your next year, I’m going to be seeing a lot of Richard Kind
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 AM
If what you’re doing at midnight on New Year’s Eve determines the course of your next year, I’m going to be seeing a lot of Richard Kind
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Psst.
Hey, come closer.
No, closer.
I have a New Year’s secret for you.
It’s this:
If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
Hey, come closer.
No, closer.
I have a New Year’s secret for you.
It’s this:
If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Psst.
Hey, come closer.
No, closer.
I have a New Year’s secret for you.
It’s this:
If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
Hey, come closer.
No, closer.
I have a New Year’s secret for you.
It’s this:
If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.