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@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025
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On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
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I had a Reddit post removed from an “Ask” subreddit because the mods said it could have been answered “by a search engine.”
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I had a Reddit post removed from an “Ask” subreddit because the mods said it could have been answered “by a search engine.”
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
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seeing an early front runner for worst guy of the year
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
seeing an early front runner for worst guy of the year
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it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
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A functional country would shut Grok down permanently. Like, immediately. Right now. Last week. Whatever. Just flip the switch. Obviously.
January 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
A functional country would shut Grok down permanently. Like, immediately. Right now. Last week. Whatever. Just flip the switch. Obviously.
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Never played Wordle. I have an English degree, so I spend three hours on a crossword puzzle like an god damned adult
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Never played Wordle. I have an English degree, so I spend three hours on a crossword puzzle like an god damned adult
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Making an impression on sand, it's not as just sitting in the sun with your resume as it seems. Your qualifications may actually become finer than sand if you're weather experienced so be sure to talk down silt
January 4, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Making an impression on sand, it's not as just sitting in the sun with your resume as it seems. Your qualifications may actually become finer than sand if you're weather experienced so be sure to talk down silt
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winning* hearts and minds
*breaking
*breaking
January 4, 2026 at 10:37 AM
winning* hearts and minds
*breaking
*breaking
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She was supposed to be 60% water but it turned out she was 100% AI.
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
She was supposed to be 60% water but it turned out she was 100% AI.
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Dieting nuclear physicists should lay off the heavy water.
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Dieting nuclear physicists should lay off the heavy water.
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Since there were no after school specials on the weekend we had to resist all of the destructive temptations of adolescence on our own, often by taking a shitload of safe non-addictive specials
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Since there were no after school specials on the weekend we had to resist all of the destructive temptations of adolescence on our own, often by taking a shitload of safe non-addictive specials
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how is it 2026 and people are listing “moderate” as their political affiliation?
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
how is it 2026 and people are listing “moderate” as their political affiliation?
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New year, new m(inor injury from working out dumb)
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
New year, new m(inor injury from working out dumb)
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Barbara is short for Barbarellara
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Barbara is short for Barbarellara
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It's me. I'm bombing Venezuela. They know what they did.
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
It's me. I'm bombing Venezuela. They know what they did.
The only horse I am willing to get back on
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The only horse I am willing to get back on
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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Jesus is my book boyfriend.
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Jesus is my book boyfriend.
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I’m actually socially liberal and fiscally chaotic neutral
January 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I’m actually socially liberal and fiscally chaotic neutral
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The gap in my resume is when I had to carry your sorry ass
The gap in my resume is sealed by the courts.
The gap in my resume got tre-flipped by Daewon Song
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
The gap in my resume is when I had to carry your sorry ass
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Holding onto my dream that one day there will be something better to hope for than the worst person on earth croaking
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Holding onto my dream that one day there will be something better to hope for than the worst person on earth croaking
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Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.
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sex with me is like bowling. there’s a lot of drinking and cursing. sticking your fingers in weird holes. you have to rent shoes
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
sex with me is like bowling. there’s a lot of drinking and cursing. sticking your fingers in weird holes. you have to rent shoes
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what if we tried good instead of bad
January 4, 2026 at 8:41 AM
what if we tried good instead of bad
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Being white at Starbucks is considered camouflage.
January 4, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Being white at Starbucks is considered camouflage.
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I'm gonna keep it real with yall I don't really know what to say these days. there's nothing I can say that other smarter people haven't said better. but I have a sweet little cat that's keeping me going and I hope he's helping to keep you going as well so that's what I'm gonna do
January 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I'm gonna keep it real with yall I don't really know what to say these days. there's nothing I can say that other smarter people haven't said better. but I have a sweet little cat that's keeping me going and I hope he's helping to keep you going as well so that's what I'm gonna do