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mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
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On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
The devil, having tired of the details, is in the depression
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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My degree was in English lit but I went to medical school later after this one time at a party and great quotes just pouring out of me I could not say "coagulate yourself bitch" without sounding pompous ass
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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whenever people mention how many spiders you eat in your sleep, I just think about all the cat hair I’m eating all day.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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What’s the difference between spelunking and caving?

Spelunking is the exploration of caves.

Caving is what democrats in the senate do.
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Your harshest critics are the nice women who attend my book club and bring pumpkin blondies and eviscerate your chapters and skeets
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Played “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” for a five year old girl, and she told me, “You know, I do”
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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gonna meet a guy for a coffee date like it’s 2001. can’t wait til im in the sex in the city reboot.
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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during a conversation with my bestie, I had to google how much it will cost to cremate me if I drop dead while on disability, and dudes! it is only like $2300, so we totally are gonna be able to afford this if y’all pitch in.
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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hey it’s @durtmchurtt.bsky.social bday today and one time he shoveled my sidewalk so don’t ever say I didn’t get him anything (or something) 🎈🎈🎈
bsky.app
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Boom. Get fucked, bigots.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Putting "in loving memory of times gone by" on all rear windows that face vintage racecar crash stock footage
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Time to swear in Adelita Grijalva, let her cast the final vote to release the Epstein files!
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.

Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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sure sex is great but have you ever had a growing and persistent sense of dread that turned out to be horribly, sickeningly justified
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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you think I’d be more adventurous on the dating apps with how much I hate life.
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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now that the time changed, i’m like if you don’t catch me between the hours of 12pm and 4pm, you don’t catch me.
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM