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@meantomyself.bsky.social
NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, fucking bitch against ICE. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself
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On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
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Of course you didn't read the room. You asked AI to write you a summary.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Of course you didn't read the room. You asked AI to write you a summary.
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it's been a year without you my man and everything has just grown worse and worse since
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
it's been a year without you my man and everything has just grown worse and worse since
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im leaving forever. goodbye
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and ANOTHER thing!
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and ANOTHER thing!
January 16, 2026 at 11:10 PM
im leaving forever. goodbye
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and ANOTHER thing!
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and ANOTHER thing!
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Democratic politicians facing frivolous criminal investigations from Trump:
Kat Abughazaleh
Elissa Slotkin
Jason Crow
Tim Walz
Jacob Frey
Letitia James
Lisa Cook
Mark Kelly
Eric Swalwell
Adam Schiff
Kat Abughazaleh
Elissa Slotkin
Jason Crow
Tim Walz
Jacob Frey
Letitia James
Lisa Cook
Mark Kelly
Eric Swalwell
Adam Schiff
Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
Breaking news: The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation alleging that they are impeding federal law enforcement officers’ abilities to do their jobs in the state.
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Democratic politicians facing frivolous criminal investigations from Trump:
Kat Abughazaleh
Elissa Slotkin
Jason Crow
Tim Walz
Jacob Frey
Letitia James
Lisa Cook
Mark Kelly
Eric Swalwell
Adam Schiff
Kat Abughazaleh
Elissa Slotkin
Jason Crow
Tim Walz
Jacob Frey
Letitia James
Lisa Cook
Mark Kelly
Eric Swalwell
Adam Schiff
I had a truly terrible day but out of respect for the people who are living a nightmare in my own country, I will get over it and just silently hope for someone to chip in Etsy witch money
January 17, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I had a truly terrible day but out of respect for the people who are living a nightmare in my own country, I will get over it and just silently hope for someone to chip in Etsy witch money
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Every Dem should be saying it
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Every Dem should be saying it
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Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
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I don't want to destroy everything in my path, but I am a blob and it is what I am designed to do.
January 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I don't want to destroy everything in my path, but I am a blob and it is what I am designed to do.
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I would really like if it you'd keep your fingers crossed for me the next few weeks
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I would really like if it you'd keep your fingers crossed for me the next few weeks
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Pollster: 58% of Americans say Trump's second term has been a failure. A year into term number two, Trump's numbers look worse than any other president. Trump is even worse than George W. Bush after Katrina and a long period in the Iraq War. This is really, really bad.
January 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Pollster: 58% of Americans say Trump's second term has been a failure. A year into term number two, Trump's numbers look worse than any other president. Trump is even worse than George W. Bush after Katrina and a long period in the Iraq War. This is really, really bad.
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David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
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NEW — ICE violence has spread well beyond Minneapolis, with agents landing in small cities like St. Cloud. I spoke with Alice Valentine, a local queer trans woman, who protested ICE on Monday and was pepper sprayed, beaten and jailed as a result, along with her girlfriend.
This is Alice's story:
This is Alice's story:
Queer trans ICE protester in small Minn. city recounts agents' violence and humiliation
Alice Valentine of St. Cloud was pepper sprayed and jailed by ICE for trying to protect immigrant neighbors.
www.thehandbasket.co
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
NEW — ICE violence has spread well beyond Minneapolis, with agents landing in small cities like St. Cloud. I spoke with Alice Valentine, a local queer trans woman, who protested ICE on Monday and was pepper sprayed, beaten and jailed as a result, along with her girlfriend.
This is Alice's story:
This is Alice's story:
Continue to contact your elected officials so they can continue doing nothing
![A response from Thom Tillis to me regarding ICE/CBP and specifically Renee Good's murder:
Thank you for taking the time to contact me. I appreciate hearing from you.
ICE plays a critical role in enforcing federal immigration law by identifying, detaining, and removing criminal [offensive term for non-documented immigrants] who pose a threat to public safety. This work is often complex and dangerous, and ICE officers regularly operate in challenging environments to uphold the rule of law and protect our communities.
As a strong supporter of our men and women in law enforcement, I believe that when officers are required to use force in the course of their duties, these situations must be approached with seriousness and restraint. Such incidents carry lasting consequences for everyone involved and warrant thorough, fact-based review to ensure accountability and fairness. Too often, judgments are made before all the facts are known, which undermines due process and the integrity of law enforcement.
That said, regardless of one’s views on immigration policy, no one should interfere with or impede law enforcement officers as they carry out their lawful responsibilities. ICE officers, like all law enforcement professionals, deserve to do their jobs safely and without obstruction. As a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, which has jurisdiction over these issues, please know that I will keep your views in mind.
Again, thank you for taking the time to contact me. Please do not hesitate to contact me again about other important issues.
Sincerely,
Thom Tillis
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January 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Continue to contact your elected officials so they can continue doing nothing
My horoscope got all Wilson Phillips on me today and said to hold on for one more day so I guess I won't 127 Hours just yet
January 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
My horoscope got all Wilson Phillips on me today and said to hold on for one more day so I guess I won't 127 Hours just yet
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Renee Good had a pulse when EMS arrived. I’m not sure it would have made a difference if ICE had let that civilian physician render aid before EMS arrived, but now we will never know. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Renee Good had a pulse when EMS arrived. I’m not sure it would have made a difference if ICE had let that civilian physician render aid before EMS arrived, but now we will never know. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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i went to the self deprecating humour store and nobody knew me there
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
i went to the self deprecating humour store and nobody knew me there
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just twisted my back yawning then choked on my own saliva then tripped on my own foot then bumped into a wall (who put that there?) who wants to marry me
January 16, 2026 at 2:36 PM
just twisted my back yawning then choked on my own saliva then tripped on my own foot then bumped into a wall (who put that there?) who wants to marry me
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If society collapses at least I’ve stockpiled fictional boyfriends for emotional support.
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
If society collapses at least I’ve stockpiled fictional boyfriends for emotional support.
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I use jokes as a canary in the coal mine. If people are still funny, we’re not done yet.
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I use jokes as a canary in the coal mine. If people are still funny, we’re not done yet.
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NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
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I mean I *knew* that the whole plan was for Machado to go to the White House and physically give Trump her Nobel Prize and yet I still feel like I’m disassociating that it happened.
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I mean I *knew* that the whole plan was for Machado to go to the White House and physically give Trump her Nobel Prize and yet I still feel like I’m disassociating that it happened.
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It’s a stupid time to make jokes, but when is it not
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
It’s a stupid time to make jokes, but when is it not
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It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.
ICE agents to begin checking documents at MSP airport, patrol jet bridges - Minneapolis / St. Paul Business Journal
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will begin checking documents of travelers and workers at MSP airport, with patrols inside jet bridges.
www.bizjournals.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.