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mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
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On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
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gonna meet a guy for a coffee date like it’s 2001. can’t wait til im in the sex in the city reboot.
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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during a conversation with my bestie, I had to google how much it will cost to cremate me if I drop dead while on disability, and dudes! it is only like $2300, so we totally are gonna be able to afford this if y’all pitch in.
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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hey it’s @durtmchurtt.bsky.social bday today and one time he shoveled my sidewalk so don’t ever say I didn’t get him anything (or something) 🎈🎈🎈
bsky.app
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Boom. Get fucked, bigots.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Putting "in loving memory of times gone by" on all rear windows that face vintage racecar crash stock footage
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Time to swear in Adelita Grijalva, let her cast the final vote to release the Epstein files!
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.

Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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sure sex is great but have you ever had a growing and persistent sense of dread that turned out to be horribly, sickeningly justified
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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you think I’d be more adventurous on the dating apps with how much I hate life.
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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now that the time changed, i’m like if you don’t catch me between the hours of 12pm and 4pm, you don’t catch me.
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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White people be like I’ll flip you for it
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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7: Fire is magic.

Me: No, it’s science.

7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?

Me: Um…

7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Don’t try a trust fall with democrats in the senate unless you have a great chiropractor.
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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yeah sex is great but have you ever thought the same 5 things over & over for 80 yrs
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM