donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Imagining a delicious new sauce and getting pissed off it doesn’t exist yet
February 20, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Imagining a delicious new sauce and getting pissed off it doesn’t exist yet
I hope we are all having a nice experience in our various depraved situations
February 20, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I hope we are all having a nice experience in our various depraved situations
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The ability to fly a plane should be determined by the lightness of one’s heart and the natural aerodynamic curvature of their physical form
February 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The ability to fly a plane should be determined by the lightness of one’s heart and the natural aerodynamic curvature of their physical form
I love my enclosure. It’s got a great shelf for my food pellets, and rarely gets destroyed by unseen forces
February 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I love my enclosure. It’s got a great shelf for my food pellets, and rarely gets destroyed by unseen forces
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Jeni's Amoxicillin Ice Cream for Elder Millennials
February 19, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Jeni's Amoxicillin Ice Cream for Elder Millennials
I hope to become some type of strange and beautiful creature
February 19, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I hope to become some type of strange and beautiful creature
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source: bedtime is surrounding the protagonist of reality
February 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
source: bedtime is surrounding the protagonist of reality
Have you considered making your laugh weirder
February 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Have you considered making your laugh weirder
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Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
February 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
They need to invent a small cow for the home
February 18, 2026 at 5:58 AM
They need to invent a small cow for the home
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my younger self was a huge influence on how i grew up
February 18, 2026 at 4:20 AM
my younger self was a huge influence on how i grew up
Stop trying to get me to like stupid shit. I only like shit that is cool
February 18, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Stop trying to get me to like stupid shit. I only like shit that is cool
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I love reading a nice comment online that’s like, “Sorry to hear, FMGCT. As AIRH said, transmission issues are no joke. Better get it into the mechanic soonish.”
And then you look at the usernames of the people they’re referring to, and they’re FuckingMyGrilledCheeseTonight and AssholeIsRatsHome
And then you look at the usernames of the people they’re referring to, and they’re FuckingMyGrilledCheeseTonight and AssholeIsRatsHome
February 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I love reading a nice comment online that’s like, “Sorry to hear, FMGCT. As AIRH said, transmission issues are no joke. Better get it into the mechanic soonish.”
And then you look at the usernames of the people they’re referring to, and they’re FuckingMyGrilledCheeseTonight and AssholeIsRatsHome
And then you look at the usernames of the people they’re referring to, and they’re FuckingMyGrilledCheeseTonight and AssholeIsRatsHome
Think about all the cool shit we’d have if we weren’t ruled by joyless control freaks
February 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Think about all the cool shit we’d have if we weren’t ruled by joyless control freaks
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sex for some! little hobbies for others!
February 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
sex for some! little hobbies for others!
Wish there was a hit song about having a good time with your uncle
February 17, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Wish there was a hit song about having a good time with your uncle
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We used to pump up the jams. Now I don’t even know what we’re pumping
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
We used to pump up the jams. Now I don’t even know what we’re pumping
Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
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kebab is actually short for kerobert
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
kebab is actually short for kerobert
Be kind to yourself, as kind as you would be to a friendly puppy or a cuddly alien
February 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Be kind to yourself, as kind as you would be to a friendly puppy or a cuddly alien
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Being an adult is cool because you’re exhausted all the time but you also get the satisfaction of not really accomplishing anything
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Being an adult is cool because you’re exhausted all the time but you also get the satisfaction of not really accomplishing anything
Fine, I’ll solve all the problems. I meant to do it earlier but got distracted
February 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Fine, I’ll solve all the problems. I meant to do it earlier but got distracted
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If two strong friends lift each other off the ground at the same time they will soar through the air forever
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
If two strong friends lift each other off the ground at the same time they will soar through the air forever
My drones stay hovering, my heights stay wuthering
February 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
My drones stay hovering, my heights stay wuthering
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True story I saw Ready Player One in one of those D-BOX theaters where the seats move and shit, and during a fight scene my seat punched me in the back but the arm in there got stuck and I had to watch like an hour of the movie with my seat prodding me in the back
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 AM
True story I saw Ready Player One in one of those D-BOX theaters where the seats move and shit, and during a fight scene my seat punched me in the back but the arm in there got stuck and I had to watch like an hour of the movie with my seat prodding me in the back