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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
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Learning the alphabet has been my most productive 2025 project by far, and to think it all started with a simple “ ᴀ ”
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Learning the alphabet has been my most productive 2025 project by far, and to think it all started with a simple “ ᴀ ”
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in the bathtub slowly sliding my head under the water like a female character in a movie experiencing interiority
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
in the bathtub slowly sliding my head under the water like a female character in a movie experiencing interiority
I have no evidence to back this up but I'm pretty sure I just saw my cat using a knife & fork correctly
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I have no evidence to back this up but I'm pretty sure I just saw my cat using a knife & fork correctly
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It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
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Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal
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winging a potato as hard as you can into the middle of my back would fix me
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
winging a potato as hard as you can into the middle of my back would fix me
The key to good job security is to make yourself indispensable to your employer (e.g. by withholding the antidote)
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The key to good job security is to make yourself indispensable to your employer (e.g. by withholding the antidote)
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“You need 8 cups of water a day” is junk science. Most people get all of their water needs fulfilled by the moisture in fresh mozzarella cheese
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“You need 8 cups of water a day” is junk science. Most people get all of their water needs fulfilled by the moisture in fresh mozzarella cheese
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a good broom is truly one of the Main Items
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
a good broom is truly one of the Main Items
I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
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Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
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It is only after fully watching a comedy, when i've had a chance to carefully review my notes and weigh all the options, that i will then choose the funniest gag and laugh at it
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It is only after fully watching a comedy, when i've had a chance to carefully review my notes and weigh all the options, that i will then choose the funniest gag and laugh at it
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I've invented a time machine but it only lets you travel sideways in time. I'm experiencing right now, but from slightly further away.
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I've invented a time machine but it only lets you travel sideways in time. I'm experiencing right now, but from slightly further away.
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I wonder if I should execute flawless actions with incredible precision...
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I wonder if I should execute flawless actions with incredible precision...
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While I support the long-term ecological project of bugs, I feel that their short-term goals are not mission-aligned. My brand partnership with bugs hinges on actionable progress with regard to: getting in my house, scampering around, flying when it looks like you shouldn’t be able to, attitude.
October 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
While I support the long-term ecological project of bugs, I feel that their short-term goals are not mission-aligned. My brand partnership with bugs hinges on actionable progress with regard to: getting in my house, scampering around, flying when it looks like you shouldn’t be able to, attitude.
It would take 1.4 billion cats stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But I've never been able to stack more than 3 or 4 cats so I just don't see it happening
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It would take 1.4 billion cats stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But I've never been able to stack more than 3 or 4 cats so I just don't see it happening
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I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
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Bringing out a minuscule meal in the break room to appear larger and more intimidating to my coworkers
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Bringing out a minuscule meal in the break room to appear larger and more intimidating to my coworkers
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remember, if you find a mysterious glowing liquid in the forest, drink it all
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
remember, if you find a mysterious glowing liquid in the forest, drink it all
I was visited in the night by a ghostly spectre, bound in chains, who spoke to me of the terrible fate that would await me if I didn't change my ways. I can't remember what it said exactly because I was confused about the chains. Like what function do the chains serve
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I was visited in the night by a ghostly spectre, bound in chains, who spoke to me of the terrible fate that would await me if I didn't change my ways. I can't remember what it said exactly because I was confused about the chains. Like what function do the chains serve
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sorry if I smell like trash I’ve been rooting around in the trash for valuable trash
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
sorry if I smell like trash I’ve been rooting around in the trash for valuable trash
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My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch
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I've got a pretty bad case of banana backpack 😔 (I put a banana in my backpack and now it smells like banana in my backpack)
June 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I've got a pretty bad case of banana backpack 😔 (I put a banana in my backpack and now it smells like banana in my backpack)
The kitten I've been fostering just committed her first random act of unrepentant criminal violence. I couldn't be more proud
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The kitten I've been fostering just committed her first random act of unrepentant criminal violence. I couldn't be more proud