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Thinking of buying one of those little glasses of water people have on their bedside table
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Thinking of buying one of those little glasses of water people have on their bedside table
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on a seesaw diet, if i see food i saw it
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
on a seesaw diet, if i see food i saw it
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pioneering the “big trash bag” method of home organization
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
pioneering the “big trash bag” method of home organization
My cats like to stand on either side of the doorway and cross their halberds when I try to get through
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
My cats like to stand on either side of the doorway and cross their halberds when I try to get through
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i’ve been making bargains with sinister forest creatures
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 AM
i’ve been making bargains with sinister forest creatures
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would you ever go to an area
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
would you ever go to an area
I know a secret so secret that not even I know what it is
February 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I know a secret so secret that not even I know what it is
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Shout out to the free samples lady who gave me the Heimlich
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Shout out to the free samples lady who gave me the Heimlich
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In an effort to ever-so-gently annoy a colleague I've been calling all machines and tech at work The Apparatus. Should The Apparatus be doing that? Are you finished with The Apparatus? I have woken this morning to an email written and sent after midnight requesting me to stop.
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM
In an effort to ever-so-gently annoy a colleague I've been calling all machines and tech at work The Apparatus. Should The Apparatus be doing that? Are you finished with The Apparatus? I have woken this morning to an email written and sent after midnight requesting me to stop.
I once saw a guy climb into his own mouth and disappear forever
February 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I once saw a guy climb into his own mouth and disappear forever
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fridge is milk’s cold home
May 9, 2024 at 10:46 PM
fridge is milk’s cold home
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Words have such super meanings
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Words have such super meanings
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If you time things just right, you can catch the bus
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If you time things just right, you can catch the bus
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Idea for a new olympic sport: 5000 people are released into an abandoned quarry with no instructions on how to score points or win the game
February 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Idea for a new olympic sport: 5000 people are released into an abandoned quarry with no instructions on how to score points or win the game
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if I were a millionaire I would go out for lunch every day… lunch: the “Millionaire’s Meal”
February 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
if I were a millionaire I would go out for lunch every day… lunch: the “Millionaire’s Meal”
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Has anyone figured out what happens behind closed doors?
February 1, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Has anyone figured out what happens behind closed doors?
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My guess is as good as mine
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
My guess is as good as mine
My dog sometimes says the word "woof" in a regular human voice. He only does this when there's nobody else around. He knows no-one will believe me.
February 6, 2026 at 1:24 PM
My dog sometimes says the word "woof" in a regular human voice. He only does this when there's nobody else around. He knows no-one will believe me.
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Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset
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People are reluctant to give "two thumbs up" nowadays, because they would have to put down their phone. Very sad, we have diminished overall ambient enthusiasm (OAE)
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
People are reluctant to give "two thumbs up" nowadays, because they would have to put down their phone. Very sad, we have diminished overall ambient enthusiasm (OAE)
If you put a pair of glasses on a dog I will implicitly trust that dog to give me important mortgage advice
February 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
If you put a pair of glasses on a dog I will implicitly trust that dog to give me important mortgage advice
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putting a bunch of wireless mouse dongles in a bowl and eating them like cereal
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
putting a bunch of wireless mouse dongles in a bowl and eating them like cereal
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Finished rehearsing the day's anticipated interactions and am ready to leave the bathroom
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Finished rehearsing the day's anticipated interactions and am ready to leave the bathroom
You don't need to preheat the oven if you just turn it to full temperature then put the food in for an arbitrary amount of time based on pure instinct that is somehow never correct
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
You don't need to preheat the oven if you just turn it to full temperature then put the food in for an arbitrary amount of time based on pure instinct that is somehow never correct
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i feel like a creature whenever i reach for blueberries
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
i feel like a creature whenever i reach for blueberries