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December 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
(first primate to invent grasping): hey guys check this shit out. yeah it just stays up there by itself
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Putting my phone to my ear & asking What kind of bones? as i pass a stranger on the street
December 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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shorty put me in tummy time......
December 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
mine fæce hwenne a numbre of flatte frogges rainne upon mine fieldes
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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it doesn't feel like any day of the week
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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using a broom handle to knock down a fairy nest in my garage
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
tell the herald angels to knock that shit off now
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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No I completely understand. It's no big deal, I'll probably just become violent
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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morally speaking everything should shut down for the entire week between Christmas & New Year, everyone should just go to sleep
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Found this classic in the archives
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
ancient egyptian nephew: do you have 𓎼𓄿𓅓𓅂𓋴 on your papyrus
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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not now son your mother is locking tf in
December 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
here's a little move i like to call putting my earbuds in and forgetting to play anything for an hour
December 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
this lady is not that of the lake to me
December 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
coffee on earth
December 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Sometimes you read about a goddess in Greek mythology and it's like oh. She's Cluster B
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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sprayig christmas cheer rubbing christmas cheer in people hair water dont dilute it we will never be clean again
December 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
god forgive me for drinking water
December 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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2026 begs the question what if we keep going
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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my favorite musical instrument is a broken drum. you can't beat it!
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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santa has done so much for the community
December 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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If you go bald in your mind you go bald in real life
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM