mine fæce hwenne a numbre of flatte frogges rainne upon mine fieldes
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
mine fæce hwenne a numbre of flatte frogges rainne upon mine fieldes
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it doesn't feel like any day of the week
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
it doesn't feel like any day of the week
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using a broom handle to knock down a fairy nest in my garage
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
using a broom handle to knock down a fairy nest in my garage
tell the herald angels to knock that shit off now
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
tell the herald angels to knock that shit off now
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No I completely understand. It's no big deal, I'll probably just become violent
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
No I completely understand. It's no big deal, I'll probably just become violent
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morally speaking everything should shut down for the entire week between Christmas & New Year, everyone should just go to sleep
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
morally speaking everything should shut down for the entire week between Christmas & New Year, everyone should just go to sleep
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Found this classic in the archives
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Found this classic in the archives
ancient egyptian nephew: do you have 𓎼𓄿𓅓𓅂𓋴 on your papyrus
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
ancient egyptian nephew: do you have 𓎼𓄿𓅓𓅂𓋴 on your papyrus
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not now son your mother is locking tf in
December 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
not now son your mother is locking tf in
here's a little move i like to call putting my earbuds in and forgetting to play anything for an hour
December 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
here's a little move i like to call putting my earbuds in and forgetting to play anything for an hour
this lady is not that of the lake to me
December 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
this lady is not that of the lake to me
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Sometimes you read about a goddess in Greek mythology and it's like oh. She's Cluster B
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sometimes you read about a goddess in Greek mythology and it's like oh. She's Cluster B
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sprayig christmas cheer rubbing christmas cheer in people hair water dont dilute it we will never be clean again
December 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
sprayig christmas cheer rubbing christmas cheer in people hair water dont dilute it we will never be clean again
god forgive me for drinking water
December 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
god forgive me for drinking water
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2026 begs the question what if we keep going
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
2026 begs the question what if we keep going
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my favorite musical instrument is a broken drum. you can't beat it!
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
my favorite musical instrument is a broken drum. you can't beat it!
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santa has done so much for the community
December 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
santa has done so much for the community
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If you go bald in your mind you go bald in real life
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If you go bald in your mind you go bald in real life
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
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dinosaurs lived 300 million years and never figured out christmas
December 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
dinosaurs lived 300 million years and never figured out christmas
getting my shit rocked at the fossilisation factory
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
getting my shit rocked at the fossilisation factory
santa offered me a billion dollars or one dinner with jay z. i said just give me the coal, a true hustler stays hungry
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
santa offered me a billion dollars or one dinner with jay z. i said just give me the coal, a true hustler stays hungry
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365 more days till christmas 🥲
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
365 more days till christmas 🥲