she/her • xennial
NOT A SOUND FROM THE PAVEMENT
📣 🦔
NOT A SOUND FROM THE PAVEMENT
📣 🦔
His wife has now detailed his "meltdown,” and she says that an erratic Tiny Desk Concert he taped won't be released.
Me: Sting
3 yo: Huh?
Me: His name is Sting.
3 yo: Is Sting a real name?
Me: No.
3 yo: Then why is his name Sting?
Me: He is trying to be cool.
3 yo: [laughs and snorts] His name is like a bee!
Me: Sting
3 yo: Huh?
Me: His name is Sting.
3 yo: Is Sting a real name?
Me: No.
3 yo: Then why is his name Sting?
Me: He is trying to be cool.
3 yo: [laughs and snorts] His name is like a bee!
*watches the horse*
*watches the horse*
(Today my favorite is White Snow in Hell)
(Today my favorite is White Snow in Hell)