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@andrew3000.bsky.social
I invented Post-Its. He/him.
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Ooh child
Things are gonna get stupider
Ooh child
Things'll get dumber
Things are gonna get stupider
Ooh child
Things'll get dumber
#LastFourWatched
Lessons learned: family is good, bad, both, or neither
Lessons learned: family is good, bad, both, or neither
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 PM
#LastFourWatched
Lessons learned: family is good, bad, both, or neither
Lessons learned: family is good, bad, both, or neither
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The charges against Don Lemon are ridiculous. He’s a target because he’s black, because he’s media, and because he’s a Trump critic, and because Trump and his minions cannot accept any dissent. It’s deeply pathetic, unamerican, and lawless.
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 PM
The charges against Don Lemon are ridiculous. He’s a target because he’s black, because he’s media, and because he’s a Trump critic, and because Trump and his minions cannot accept any dissent. It’s deeply pathetic, unamerican, and lawless.
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The government has made its most direct assault on the First Amendment yet - Harper’s Letter signatories, assemble (to complain about people on the computer making fun of them)!
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The government has made its most direct assault on the First Amendment yet - Harper’s Letter signatories, assemble (to complain about people on the computer making fun of them)!
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(stacey Q "two of hearts" voice)
🎼 BASEBALL BAT
a bat i'll beat you with
BASEBALL BAT
i'll beat you! i'll beat you!
BASEBALL BAT 🎶
🎼 BASEBALL BAT
a bat i'll beat you with
BASEBALL BAT
i'll beat you! i'll beat you!
BASEBALL BAT 🎶
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 PM
(stacey Q "two of hearts" voice)
🎼 BASEBALL BAT
a bat i'll beat you with
BASEBALL BAT
i'll beat you! i'll beat you!
BASEBALL BAT 🎶
🎼 BASEBALL BAT
a bat i'll beat you with
BASEBALL BAT
i'll beat you! i'll beat you!
BASEBALL BAT 🎶
[profound expression of hope goes here]
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 PM
[profound expression of hope goes here]
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when you see unsnatched defeat in the jaws of defeat
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 AM
when you see unsnatched defeat in the jaws of defeat
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Tonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: “This is true soft power.”
January 30, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Tonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: “This is true soft power.”
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Timeline cleanse featuring penguins frolicking in the snow at the Pittsburgh Zoo!
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Timeline cleanse featuring penguins frolicking in the snow at the Pittsburgh Zoo!
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You know who is a little underrated historically is Cyndi Lauper, she can sing and is genuinely a big old weirdo. That’s the two most important things about modern pop stars.
January 30, 2026 at 12:13 AM
You know who is a little underrated historically is Cyndi Lauper, she can sing and is genuinely a big old weirdo. That’s the two most important things about modern pop stars.
Magnolia (1999)
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Magnolia (1999)
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My statement with Senator Warren as we welcome the court stay of Trump's illegal attempts to destroy offshore wind in Massachusetts.
January 29, 2026 at 11:18 PM
My statement with Senator Warren as we welcome the court stay of Trump's illegal attempts to destroy offshore wind in Massachusetts.
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They're coming for gay marriage
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
They're coming for gay marriage
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"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
One must assume he is playing the harmonica part in a blues song about how his tail is stubby
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 PM
One must assume he is playing the harmonica part in a blues song about how his tail is stubby
Armageddon (1998)
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Armageddon (1998)
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The tweet of this lousy era we can't get out of x.com/dhm/status/8...
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The tweet of this lousy era we can't get out of x.com/dhm/status/8...
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I asked my brother what the craziest thing that ever happened to him was and he said "Mike Dukakis watched me drink a cold can of Beefaroni during a poli sci lecture at Northeastern" and that's pretty good
April 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I asked my brother what the craziest thing that ever happened to him was and he said "Mike Dukakis watched me drink a cold can of Beefaroni during a poli sci lecture at Northeastern" and that's pretty good
"Who up honkin they bobo?" I type as they modify the Statue of Liberty to have riot gear
January 28, 2026 at 6:22 PM
"Who up honkin they bobo?" I type as they modify the Statue of Liberty to have riot gear
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Good. I don't give a shit if people think it's performative or late to the game or whatever. Every damn celebrity in the country should be using their platform to push back against fascism.
“I can’t stay silent, and neither should you,” Ringwald said. “It’s not becoming a fascist government; it is a fascist government.” parade.com/news/molly-r...
'80s Star Molly Ringwald Gets Emotional in Rare Political Message: 'I Can't Stay Silent'
The 'Breakfast Club' alum appeared to be holding back tears in the video.
parade.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Good. I don't give a shit if people think it's performative or late to the game or whatever. Every damn celebrity in the country should be using their platform to push back against fascism.
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Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
HULK SWEAR HE HAVE CHAPSTICK IN HERE
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
HULK SWEAR HE HAVE CHAPSTICK IN HERE
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Extremely funny and on the nose that a conservative finds people holding convictions that do not involve money “terrifying”
James O’Keefe responds to a comment
“Figured they (ICE protesters) were being paid…”
O’Keefe:
“No, it's more terrifying than that. It's not transactional.
They actually believe in their cause.
That truth is going to be hard for most people to understand or accept.”
“Figured they (ICE protesters) were being paid…”
O’Keefe:
“No, it's more terrifying than that. It's not transactional.
They actually believe in their cause.
That truth is going to be hard for most people to understand or accept.”
January 27, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Extremely funny and on the nose that a conservative finds people holding convictions that do not involve money “terrifying”