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I invented Post-Its. He/him.
Pinned
Ooh child
Things are gonna get stupider
Ooh child
Things'll get dumber
Game Theory gang unite.

Or defect, depending on the circumstances.
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

-Neutron Physics
-Literature and Place
-Reactor Theory and Applications
-Game Theory
-Fundamentals of Speech Communication
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

-Gothic Cathedrals
-Medical Detectives (intro level epidemiology)
-The Cuban Revolution
-Spanish Film from Buñuel to Almodóvar
-Syncretic Religions
-The Physics of Music and Sound
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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If you're wondering what sort of mischief Fox News was up to, wonder no longer. They were preemptively trying to de-fang this coming story: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/c...
January 31, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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This is so well written. 💔
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
January 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Before there were pickup artists there was Takashi Shimura
January 30, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Counterpoint: NO SHIT
January 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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Wow -- incredible!!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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what a whirlwind of a performer. RIP, Catherine O'Hara
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
"Who are you in the burgundy jacket? Mr. Hip!"
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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broke: jews aren't white

woke: italians aren't white

bespoke: scandinavians aren't white
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Goddammit. RIP Catherine O'Hara
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin guitar solo
April 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Nature itself can be so cruel. I think as humans we should try to do what we can to make life better, not harsher.
January 30, 2026 at 5:09 PM
January 30, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Reading a fanfic and laughing at the line "he's the best dom in the city"
January 30, 2026 at 4:57 PM
#LastFourWatched
Lessons learned: family is good, bad, both, or neither
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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The charges against Don Lemon are ridiculous. He’s a target because he’s black, because he’s media, and because he’s a Trump critic, and because Trump and his minions cannot accept any dissent. It’s deeply pathetic, unamerican, and lawless.
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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The government has made its most direct assault on the First Amendment yet - Harper’s Letter signatories, assemble (to complain about people on the computer making fun of them)!
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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(stacey Q "two of hearts" voice)

🎼 BASEBALL BAT

a bat i'll beat you with

BASEBALL BAT

i'll beat you! i'll beat you!

BASEBALL BAT 🎶
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 PM
[profound expression of hope goes here]
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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when you see unsnatched defeat in the jaws of defeat
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Tonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: “This is true soft power.”
January 30, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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Timeline cleanse featuring penguins frolicking in the snow at the Pittsburgh Zoo!
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM