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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3
@andrew3000.bsky.social
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I invented Post-Its. He/him.
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My legs are once again taquito rollers
Nutmeg T Cat using my legs to stay warm
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Behold the atheist's nightmare!
Ray Comfort holding up an iPhone with a case that says "Daddy" above a muscular Shrek
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Good night
Shakira T Cat on her side, kneading and enjoying a head scritch
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE (In style of Zohran Mamdani campaign signs)
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Ok this one is good.
Mug: YOU'RE MY (Picture of Nicolas Cage from Con Air) National Treasure $5 per item • In Stock
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
Album cover for Judas Priest - Defenders of the Faith. Imagine if a tank were also a cat and a wizard.
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Old White Ears Is Back
Squirrel with white patches behind each ear
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Perfect for preparing goat feed
- Kernel Corn Stripper
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Simpsons episode where Lenin emerges from his tomb and declares "must crush capitalism" while zombie-walking
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Suspicious fish from SpongeBob looking at an angular spot on a map called "Round Mountain"
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Weirdly yes? Or at least Jon works for him!
Jon Arbuckle skydiving. Garfield is clinging to his head.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Howdy
Nutmeg T Cat looking down at you (literally, not metaphorically)
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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PHINEAS Q. BUTTERFAT'S ICE CREAM PARLOR (Maggie is asleep on the roof next to a mascot that a baby might confuse for Marge)
November 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Fixed it.
Duck on the inner tube has a beret now because the duck wearing the inter tube has a beret
November 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Guy in a suit: I DID GET PAUL MCCARTNEY OUT OF WINGS. Homer Simpson: YOU IDIOT! HE WAS THE MOST TALENTED ONE!
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Just remembering our tuxedo kitties from many years ago. Experts at relaxing.
Jasmine T Cat and Max T Cat relaxing next to each other on comforter
November 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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It turns out it's man.
November 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
Mario wearing a crown, sitting in a dumpster in the middle of nowhere. There is a city in the distant background
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Yes. Very.
Mario is wearing polka dot boxer shorts and a crown. A man is saying to him "You comfy in that outfit?"
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Gaze upon my works and drool
Naval shelf in book store
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Honoring our nation's adult bookstore custodians 🫡
American flag with red stripes removed and stars' background made black
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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I am the night
Shakira T Cat blending in with dark sky outside a window
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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post random to avert november awfulness
Acura ad modified with Dragula lyrics
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Nutmeg T Cat looking down at you
October 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Oh hey
Nutmeg T Cat looking down on you/the camera
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM