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A Goddam Virginian
@goddamvirginian.bsky.social
swamp-adjacent man. mentally ill but ill like how rappers used to say it
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love when people like my dumb ideas. that is why i am here. gimme dat validation pllllleeeeaaassseeee
a child used to play with this
February 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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peepee poopoo till the day i die
February 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.
February 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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𝘗𝘌𝘌 𝘗𝘖𝘖 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘞𝘉𝘖𝘠…
February 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
wait the best woman speed skater in the world is named Femme Cock? did i catch that right?
February 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Daytona 500 puts MJ above Lebron
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
nuking The Moon
guys ok qt this with one evil thing that you support I support clear cutting the rainforest
February 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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semi-sequel to this one, brought a character back:
bsky.app/profile/tomm...
February 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
shoutout to the fireman who carried a hose up to our house to check for a gas leak
Keep your home in a state that doesn’t leave you mortified when you realize all the embarrassing stuff the fire department saw when they walked through it looking for gas
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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currently imagining the year is 2005 and people who loathe george w bush are announcing they'd set aside all their core moral beliefs to vote for joe lieberman. like why lol
February 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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the predatory class obviously have a plan - once they make us poors obsolete by automating the jobs of the working class, then they'll start killing us off by making vaccines inaccessible let alone any other form of medical treatment or health care, remove industrial regulations that protect us...
February 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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Pareidolia
February 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
started solid, fell off a bit, but really happy with that saturday time
February 15, 2026 at 9:49 PM
guess where i saw this absolute queen. just guess.
February 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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if documents released about gupp island they would reveal everybody going there to eat a lot of hot dogs an danishes
February 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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i REBUKE the Muppets. the Felt Pretenders have no sway over me or the indomitable castle of my soul
May 6, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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interior crocodile aligooner, i fuck a she/he/they furry queer pooner
February 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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i remember seeing this in a small theater when it came out and most of the audience seemed to really hate it. a couple people even left early. i had read the novella so i liked it, but my appreciation for it has grown like 10x in recent years.
February 15, 2026 at 4:25 AM
come on yall everyone is watching The Two Towers tonight
February 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
frodo would definitely vom his shit up after 2-3 drinks max. weak constitution
February 15, 2026 at 3:36 AM
dc is crazy. what do you mean the drunk lady at the bar is the founder of cspan's ex common law wife
February 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
(the vapors "turning japanese" voice)

🎼 explosive diarrhea!
explosive diarrhea! 🎶
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM