A Goddam Virginian
@goddamvirginian.bsky.social
swamp-adjacent man. mentally ill but ill like how rappers used to say it
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love when people like my dumb ideas. that is why i am here. gimme dat validation pllllleeeeaaassseeee
getting banned by the mods of r/GilmoreGirls for saying that Paris would be in the Epstein Files
February 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
getting banned by the mods of r/GilmoreGirls for saying that Paris would be in the Epstein Files
id like to think i understand most what happens in the restroom but one thing i'll never get is the guys who sound like theyre chewing something while also doing the most heinous dookie you can imagine
February 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
id like to think i understand most what happens in the restroom but one thing i'll never get is the guys who sound like theyre chewing something while also doing the most heinous dookie you can imagine
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If you are in Chicago and a fan of "my comedy" you MUST come to this tonight and see me do a hot 6min45sec on "LOVERS"
Write Club: The Winter Takes All | Gman Tavern
Tuesday, February 17 312unes presents…Write Club: The Winter Takes AllCombatants: FRIENDS (Amy Eaton) v LOVERS (Tom Harrison) * FAIR (Jitesh Jaggi) v FOUL (Chiquita Lewis) * LEAD (Abbas Jaffary) v FOL...
gmantavern.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
If you are in Chicago and a fan of "my comedy" you MUST come to this tonight and see me do a hot 6min45sec on "LOVERS"
the funniest ~30 minutes of any movie ever is the second act of Coming to America
February 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
the funniest ~30 minutes of any movie ever is the second act of Coming to America
every freaking night
every freaking day
i want to freak you, baby
in every freaking way
every freaking day
i want to freak you, baby
in every freaking way
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
every freaking night
every freaking day
i want to freak you, baby
in every freaking way
every freaking day
i want to freak you, baby
in every freaking way
wasnt as down on it as this but dont disagree with any of it. the fun parts are fun but it is not a coherent whole
FFC review: GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON'T DIE (2026), by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2026/02/good...
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (2026) - FILM FREAK CENTRAL
**/****starring Sam Rockwell, Haley Lu Richardson, Michael Peña, Juno Templewritten by Matthew Robinsondirected by Gore Verbinski by Walter Chaw Gore Verbinski’s Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die is a me...
filmfreakcentral.net
February 17, 2026 at 4:02 PM
wasnt as down on it as this but dont disagree with any of it. the fun parts are fun but it is not a coherent whole
"good luck, have fun, dont die" is to "The Terminator" what "EEAAO" was to "The Matrix" if that makes sense
February 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"good luck, have fun, dont die" is to "The Terminator" what "EEAAO" was to "The Matrix" if that makes sense
weird to reflect on how casually vilified jesse jackson was growing up in the 90s/00s
BREAKING: Rev. Jesse Jackson, civil rights icon and two-time presidential candidate, dies at 84.
Rev. Jesse Jackson, civil rights icon and two-time presidential candidate, dies at 84
“Our father was a servant leader — not only to our family, but to the oppressed, the voiceless, and the overlooked around the world,” the Jackson family said in a statement Tuesday.
nbcnews.to
February 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
weird to reflect on how casually vilified jesse jackson was growing up in the 90s/00s
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we marvel at dogs' ability to tell stuff about each other by sniffing butts but i bet if i sniffed everyone's butt id be able to tell stuff about them too
February 17, 2026 at 4:20 AM
we marvel at dogs' ability to tell stuff about each other by sniffing butts but i bet if i sniffed everyone's butt id be able to tell stuff about them too
(calling 911)
"hey theres a guy making Elden Ring noises down the street. mmm. maybe more Bloodborne or Sekiro. yeah. sounds like a mini-boss or at least a heavy mob. thanks."
"hey theres a guy making Elden Ring noises down the street. mmm. maybe more Bloodborne or Sekiro. yeah. sounds like a mini-boss or at least a heavy mob. thanks."
February 17, 2026 at 1:04 AM
(calling 911)
"hey theres a guy making Elden Ring noises down the street. mmm. maybe more Bloodborne or Sekiro. yeah. sounds like a mini-boss or at least a heavy mob. thanks."
"hey theres a guy making Elden Ring noises down the street. mmm. maybe more Bloodborne or Sekiro. yeah. sounds like a mini-boss or at least a heavy mob. thanks."
happy bday to my TV that i got for sale on presidents day three years ago and is still named "Presidents Day Deal" on my wifi and bluetooth
February 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
happy bday to my TV that i got for sale on presidents day three years ago and is still named "Presidents Day Deal" on my wifi and bluetooth
rip boo radley you wouldve loved staying inside and never touching grass
February 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
rip boo radley you wouldve loved staying inside and never touching grass
this kpop cowgirl gun-twirling in "Historic Dayton, Virginia" made me spit out my spicy chicken bibimbap
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this kpop cowgirl gun-twirling in "Historic Dayton, Virginia" made me spit out my spicy chicken bibimbap
items goddam fiancée put on the grocery list:
-pasta cheese
-mexican cheese
-tasty cheese
-pasta cheese
-mexican cheese
-tasty cheese
February 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
items goddam fiancée put on the grocery list:
-pasta cheese
-mexican cheese
-tasty cheese
-pasta cheese
-mexican cheese
-tasty cheese
this was a critical kind of guy in 2005
February 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
this was a critical kind of guy in 2005
man they are straight up kicking our shit in at music videos. sabrina carpenter you gotta get your little ass on this now
nw: kpop music videos. eating chicken bibimbap
February 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
man they are straight up kicking our shit in at music videos. sabrina carpenter you gotta get your little ass on this now
my Stand [Federal Holiday] can find a trendy restaurant to try out that is closed only today
February 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
my Stand [Federal Holiday] can find a trendy restaurant to try out that is closed only today
applied to a job that requested a writing sample on any topic so now i have to decide if i should send in the capstone i did for my master's degree or the article i wrote on the 5 most unhinged bob seger lyrics
February 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
applied to a job that requested a writing sample on any topic so now i have to decide if i should send in the capstone i did for my master's degree or the article i wrote on the 5 most unhinged bob seger lyrics
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I will never not share my favorite public health poster.
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I will never not share my favorite public health poster.
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GRANDMA TEXTING ME: How's it been? Are you still sleeping somewhere warm?
ME SENDING A VOICE MEMO: I don't know. Everything is illegal [turn signal sounds] I'm getting awesome. But they made everything illegal
ME SENDING A VOICE MEMO: I don't know. Everything is illegal [turn signal sounds] I'm getting awesome. But they made everything illegal
February 16, 2026 at 8:23 AM
GRANDMA TEXTING ME: How's it been? Are you still sleeping somewhere warm?
ME SENDING A VOICE MEMO: I don't know. Everything is illegal [turn signal sounds] I'm getting awesome. But they made everything illegal
ME SENDING A VOICE MEMO: I don't know. Everything is illegal [turn signal sounds] I'm getting awesome. But they made everything illegal
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Ssri Mix-a-lot
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you face
You can't cum
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you face
You can't cum
February 16, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Ssri Mix-a-lot
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you face
You can't cum
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you face
You can't cum
this is borderline erotic to me
February 16, 2026 at 12:52 PM
this is borderline erotic to me
a child used to play with this
February 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
a child used to play with this