A Goddam Virginian
@goddamvirginian.bsky.social
swamp-adjacent man. mentally ill but ill like how rappers used to say it
Pinned
love when people like my dumb ideas. that is why i am here. gimme dat validation pllllleeeeaaassseeee
this kpop cowgirl gun-twirling in "Historic Dayton, Virginia" made me spit out my spicy chicken bibimbap
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this kpop cowgirl gun-twirling in "Historic Dayton, Virginia" made me spit out my spicy chicken bibimbap
items goddam fiancée put on the grocery list:
-pasta cheese
-mexican cheese
-tasty cheese
-pasta cheese
-mexican cheese
-tasty cheese
February 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
items goddam fiancée put on the grocery list:
-pasta cheese
-mexican cheese
-tasty cheese
-pasta cheese
-mexican cheese
-tasty cheese
this was a critical kind of guy in 2005
February 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
this was a critical kind of guy in 2005
man they are straight up kicking our shit in at music videos. sabrina carpenter you gotta get your little ass on this now
nw: kpop music videos. eating chicken bibimbap
February 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
man they are straight up kicking our shit in at music videos. sabrina carpenter you gotta get your little ass on this now
my Stand [Federal Holiday] can find a trendy restaurant to try out that is closed only today
February 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
my Stand [Federal Holiday] can find a trendy restaurant to try out that is closed only today
applied to a job that requested a writing sample on any topic so now i have to decide if i should send in the capstone i did for my master's degree or the article i wrote on the 5 most unhinged bob seger lyrics
February 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
applied to a job that requested a writing sample on any topic so now i have to decide if i should send in the capstone i did for my master's degree or the article i wrote on the 5 most unhinged bob seger lyrics
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I will never not share my favorite public health poster.
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I will never not share my favorite public health poster.
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GRANDMA TEXTING ME: How's it been? Are you still sleeping somewhere warm?
ME SENDING A VOICE MEMO: I don't know. Everything is illegal [turn signal sounds] I'm getting awesome. But they made everything illegal
ME SENDING A VOICE MEMO: I don't know. Everything is illegal [turn signal sounds] I'm getting awesome. But they made everything illegal
February 16, 2026 at 8:23 AM
GRANDMA TEXTING ME: How's it been? Are you still sleeping somewhere warm?
ME SENDING A VOICE MEMO: I don't know. Everything is illegal [turn signal sounds] I'm getting awesome. But they made everything illegal
ME SENDING A VOICE MEMO: I don't know. Everything is illegal [turn signal sounds] I'm getting awesome. But they made everything illegal
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Ssri Mix-a-lot
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you face
You can't cum
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you face
You can't cum
February 16, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Ssri Mix-a-lot
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you face
You can't cum
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you face
You can't cum
this is borderline erotic to me
February 16, 2026 at 12:52 PM
this is borderline erotic to me
a child used to play with this
February 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
a child used to play with this
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peepee poopoo till the day i die
February 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
peepee poopoo till the day i die
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Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.
February 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.
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𝘗𝘌𝘌 𝘗𝘖𝘖 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘞𝘉𝘖𝘠…
February 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
𝘗𝘌𝘌 𝘗𝘖𝘖 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘞𝘉𝘖𝘠…
wait the best woman speed skater in the world is named Femme Cock? did i catch that right?
February 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
wait the best woman speed skater in the world is named Femme Cock? did i catch that right?
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Daytona 500 puts MJ above Lebron
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Daytona 500 puts MJ above Lebron
nuking The Moon
guys ok qt this with one evil thing that you support I support clear cutting the rainforest
February 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
nuking The Moon
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semi-sequel to this one, brought a character back:
bsky.app/profile/tomm...
bsky.app/profile/tomm...
February 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
semi-sequel to this one, brought a character back:
bsky.app/profile/tomm...
bsky.app/profile/tomm...
shoutout to the fireman who carried a hose up to our house to check for a gas leak
Keep your home in a state that doesn’t leave you mortified when you realize all the embarrassing stuff the fire department saw when they walked through it looking for gas
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
shoutout to the fireman who carried a hose up to our house to check for a gas leak
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currently imagining the year is 2005 and people who loathe george w bush are announcing they'd set aside all their core moral beliefs to vote for joe lieberman. like why lol
February 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
currently imagining the year is 2005 and people who loathe george w bush are announcing they'd set aside all their core moral beliefs to vote for joe lieberman. like why lol
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the predatory class obviously have a plan - once they make us poors obsolete by automating the jobs of the working class, then they'll start killing us off by making vaccines inaccessible let alone any other form of medical treatment or health care, remove industrial regulations that protect us...
February 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
the predatory class obviously have a plan - once they make us poors obsolete by automating the jobs of the working class, then they'll start killing us off by making vaccines inaccessible let alone any other form of medical treatment or health care, remove industrial regulations that protect us...
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started solid, fell off a bit, but really happy with that saturday time
February 15, 2026 at 9:49 PM
started solid, fell off a bit, but really happy with that saturday time
guess where i saw this absolute queen. just guess.
February 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
guess where i saw this absolute queen. just guess.