A Goddam Virginian
@goddamvirginian.bsky.social
swamp-adjacent man. mentally ill but ill like how rappers used to say it
Pinned
love when people like my dumb ideas. that is why i am here. gimme dat validation pllllleeeeaaassseeee
ok the guy who said he got suspended from school for going to gym for four straight periods so he could hoop can stay. he's cool
this whole season of love is blind is chopped. busted. respectfully.
February 20, 2026 at 3:02 AM
ok the guy who said he got suspended from school for going to gym for four straight periods so he could hoop can stay. he's cool
all of his toadies laugh when he says this in private so he thinks it kills. he just thinks he's doing a good bit. many such cases
February 20, 2026 at 2:26 AM
all of his toadies laugh when he says this in private so he thinks it kills. he just thinks he's doing a good bit. many such cases
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my campaign promises are simple and achievable: big forks and little spoons at every dinner table
February 19, 2026 at 11:58 PM
my campaign promises are simple and achievable: big forks and little spoons at every dinner table
listen, if i were skating for my country and i missed a triple toe loop early in my routine, id find a way to fit it in later so id get those points. thats just how much i love america
February 19, 2026 at 11:57 PM
listen, if i were skating for my country and i missed a triple toe loop early in my routine, id find a way to fit it in later so id get those points. thats just how much i love america
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Last week Donald Trump registered the trademark "Donald J. Trump International Airport." This week Florida Republicans voted to rename Palm Beach International Airport Donald J. Trump International Airport," putting taxpayers on the hook for licensing fees that go straight to him
State House votes to rename Florida airport to Donald J. Trump international
The Republican-controlled Florida House voted 81-30 in support of the name change to President Donald J. Trump International Airport
www.wesh.com
February 19, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Last week Donald Trump registered the trademark "Donald J. Trump International Airport." This week Florida Republicans voted to rename Palm Beach International Airport Donald J. Trump International Airport," putting taxpayers on the hook for licensing fees that go straight to him
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day 5: update. we completed the submersible at lunch today. who's that piloting the craft? crab.
February 19, 2026 at 7:35 PM
day 5: update. we completed the submersible at lunch today. who's that piloting the craft? crab.
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Hog Cranked
Pants Shidded
Linda Left me
Baja Blast Pie Consumed
Gobbless
Pants Shidded
Linda Left me
Baja Blast Pie Consumed
Gobbless
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hog Cranked
Pants Shidded
Linda Left me
Baja Blast Pie Consumed
Gobbless
Pants Shidded
Linda Left me
Baja Blast Pie Consumed
Gobbless
madam governor please im begging you please recreate the flag
February 19, 2026 at 7:24 PM
madam governor please im begging you please recreate the flag
advertise your account with a gif
February 19, 2026 at 4:58 PM
advertise your account with a gif
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BREAKING: Former prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor put out a statement regarding his arrest
“Today is my birthday and I'm not asking for anything, I am definitely not asking for forgiveness. But I would like to explain my actions.
Again I am not asking for forgiveness but a little understanding.”
“Today is my birthday and I'm not asking for anything, I am definitely not asking for forgiveness. But I would like to explain my actions.
Again I am not asking for forgiveness but a little understanding.”
February 19, 2026 at 12:49 PM
BREAKING: Former prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor put out a statement regarding his arrest
“Today is my birthday and I'm not asking for anything, I am definitely not asking for forgiveness. But I would like to explain my actions.
Again I am not asking for forgiveness but a little understanding.”
“Today is my birthday and I'm not asking for anything, I am definitely not asking for forgiveness. But I would like to explain my actions.
Again I am not asking for forgiveness but a little understanding.”
this whole season of love is blind is chopped. busted. respectfully.
February 19, 2026 at 3:56 AM
this whole season of love is blind is chopped. busted. respectfully.
(struggling to reach through a time portal to yell an urgent message at my teenage self)
"listen to me! i- i dont have very long! you need... you need to get gochujang sauce! you need to go get some! its so fucking good, dude! ah–!"
"listen to me! i- i dont have very long! you need... you need to get gochujang sauce! you need to go get some! its so fucking good, dude! ah–!"
February 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
(struggling to reach through a time portal to yell an urgent message at my teenage self)
"listen to me! i- i dont have very long! you need... you need to get gochujang sauce! you need to go get some! its so fucking good, dude! ah–!"
"listen to me! i- i dont have very long! you need... you need to get gochujang sauce! you need to go get some! its so fucking good, dude! ah–!"
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Get you a guy who can be trusted to know what “tasty cheese” means on the grocery list
February 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Get you a guy who can be trusted to know what “tasty cheese” means on the grocery list
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farting in very close proximity is how human beings form an everlasting and powerful bond with each other
February 19, 2026 at 12:59 AM
farting in very close proximity is how human beings form an everlasting and powerful bond with each other
pointing any time i see a tween in glasses and saying "yo what up, Specs"
February 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
pointing any time i see a tween in glasses and saying "yo what up, Specs"
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this is what I'm doing when I'm not taking pictures of my ass
February 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
this is what I'm doing when I'm not taking pictures of my ass
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Ballston, the DMV’s premier neighborhood
February 18, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Ballston, the DMV’s premier neighborhood
said it before but the whole economy is the episode of KotH where Khan buys the carwash and runs it into the ground trying to maximize profit
Seriously -- and this is Waldo's point -- private equity firms have done enormous damage to this county and virtually no good. I can't forgive them for destroying local newspaper nationwide, as if it were part of a billionaires' plot to end American democracy. They also ruined Pyrex then killed it.
Sen. Casey requests federal investigation into private equity owners of Pyrex - NewsBreak
On Friday, U.S. Sen. Bob Casey (D-PA) asked the Federal Trade Commission to stop the closure of Charleroi, Pa.-based Pyrex and to investigate the private e
www.newsbreak.com
February 18, 2026 at 7:37 PM
said it before but the whole economy is the episode of KotH where Khan buys the carwash and runs it into the ground trying to maximize profit
love clicking the volume buttons on my headset during meetings. hell yeah lets turn it the fuck uppppp. conversely, lets simmer down, folks
February 18, 2026 at 6:37 PM
love clicking the volume buttons on my headset during meetings. hell yeah lets turn it the fuck uppppp. conversely, lets simmer down, folks
this was actually the straw that broke the camel's back
February 18, 2026 at 6:13 PM
this was actually the straw that broke the camel's back
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"Warner, who serves as vice chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee, did not respond to an inquiry about Karp’s September donations or whether he plans to keep the money."
Sen. Mark Warner, Palantir Critic, Took $37k From the Company’s CEO
Alexander Karp, the CEO of ICE surveillance contractor Palantir, donated in September to Warner's joint fundraising committee, leadership PAC, and the Virginia Democratic Party.
readsludge.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:20 PM
"Warner, who serves as vice chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee, did not respond to an inquiry about Karp’s September donations or whether he plans to keep the money."
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Excuse me Watto is an Armenian car dealer in the valley who sold George Lucas a lemon in 1998
and while I understand that a consensus has been established around "Watto is an ugly Jewish stereotype", I'm still standing in the minority coalition promoting the "Watto is actually a Calabrian, and the character is good"
February 18, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Excuse me Watto is an Armenian car dealer in the valley who sold George Lucas a lemon in 1998
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compelling argument, unfortunately I've already drawn you as the flustered and uncomfortable Hank Hill and myself as the unflappable Hank's Mom
February 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
compelling argument, unfortunately I've already drawn you as the flustered and uncomfortable Hank Hill and myself as the unflappable Hank's Mom
the brain is like The Brain of the body... the rest of the body is the Pinky
February 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
the brain is like The Brain of the body... the rest of the body is the Pinky