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I just want everyone to know that you don't need drugs to vomit and scream at the same time.
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I just want everyone to know that you don't need drugs to vomit and scream at the same time.
goodnight blueskyers go to bed get some sleep drink some water brush your teeth
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
goodnight blueskyers go to bed get some sleep drink some water brush your teeth
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Behaviores Report: 100% GOODe!
January 7, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Behaviores Report: 100% GOODe!
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I've still got a long way to just getting back to the "tight but stable" situation I'd been maintaining, so I'm hoping for a little New Year's magic that'll help me not start the year from behind.
To those who've helped, including even just boosting, I want to say thank you very much!
To those who've helped, including even just boosting, I want to say thank you very much!
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I've still got a long way to just getting back to the "tight but stable" situation I'd been maintaining, so I'm hoping for a little New Year's magic that'll help me not start the year from behind.
To those who've helped, including even just boosting, I want to say thank you very much!
To those who've helped, including even just boosting, I want to say thank you very much!
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it is ballooooooooooon
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January 7, 2026 at 5:35 AM
it is ballooooooooooon
the children just come to me for snacks and then it is all daddy daddy daddy 😔
January 7, 2026 at 6:04 AM
the children just come to me for snacks and then it is all daddy daddy daddy 😔
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Got paid AND his job back, lmao. Keep fighting these dweebs
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Got paid AND his job back, lmao. Keep fighting these dweebs
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
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when the fajitas come out sizzlin
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
when the fajitas come out sizzlin
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Remember, kids: if a Boomer (or a Gen-Xer) tries to invalidate your concerns by telling you that, back in their day, they had it worse and "didn't complain," the only acceptable response is: "Why didn't you complain?! You coward. You craven shit. If you complained, maybe they'd have fixed it!"
January 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Remember, kids: if a Boomer (or a Gen-Xer) tries to invalidate your concerns by telling you that, back in their day, they had it worse and "didn't complain," the only acceptable response is: "Why didn't you complain?! You coward. You craven shit. If you complained, maybe they'd have fixed it!"
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Dumbest guy in your graduation year perplexed at notion that corner stores have a pizza restaurant built next to or inside them. What could it all MEAN
Nick Shirley, whom conservatives have lionized as the next Bob Woodward, is confused about why so many medical providers are in the same building.
He doesn’t understand the concept of medical plazas.
He doesn’t understand the concept of medical plazas.
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Dumbest guy in your graduation year perplexed at notion that corner stores have a pizza restaurant built next to or inside them. What could it all MEAN
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Gaming can change your life. A few years ago I created my tiny apartment in the sims and the experience triggered some kind of existential thing that finally inspired me to get out of there and move in with my gf
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Gaming can change your life. A few years ago I created my tiny apartment in the sims and the experience triggered some kind of existential thing that finally inspired me to get out of there and move in with my gf
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For CPTSD survivors who have been gaslit & coerced, it's not as easy as "just trust yourself." It's not a simple, one time "decision." We're unwinding years of programming here-- & remember, the damage CPTSD inflicts is physical, not just mental.
Give yourself time.
Give yourself time.
January 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
For CPTSD survivors who have been gaslit & coerced, it's not as easy as "just trust yourself." It's not a simple, one time "decision." We're unwinding years of programming here-- & remember, the damage CPTSD inflicts is physical, not just mental.
Give yourself time.
Give yourself time.
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Growing up in a financially unstable household or w/ food or housing insecurity can absolutely be a complex traumatic stressor-- it happened over time, was functionally inescapable, & entwined w/ our important relationships.
No need to romanticize or minimize it.
No need to romanticize or minimize it.
January 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Growing up in a financially unstable household or w/ food or housing insecurity can absolutely be a complex traumatic stressor-- it happened over time, was functionally inescapable, & entwined w/ our important relationships.
No need to romanticize or minimize it.
No need to romanticize or minimize it.
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Everyone reading this has at last one person in our life who feels entitled to ignore our boundaries-- often because they happen to share our name &/or DNA.
But maybe the fact someone is related to us actually means they should be more sensitive to our needs & limits, not less.
But maybe the fact someone is related to us actually means they should be more sensitive to our needs & limits, not less.
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Everyone reading this has at last one person in our life who feels entitled to ignore our boundaries-- often because they happen to share our name &/or DNA.
But maybe the fact someone is related to us actually means they should be more sensitive to our needs & limits, not less.
But maybe the fact someone is related to us actually means they should be more sensitive to our needs & limits, not less.
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The fact that there may not be anyone to straightforwardly blame for the pain or instability in our early life does not mean we don't get to acknowledge or resent the chaos we experienced.
"Fault" may be complicated-- & we STILL get to be angry, sad, or hurt.
"Fault" may be complicated-- & we STILL get to be angry, sad, or hurt.
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The fact that there may not be anyone to straightforwardly blame for the pain or instability in our early life does not mean we don't get to acknowledge or resent the chaos we experienced.
"Fault" may be complicated-- & we STILL get to be angry, sad, or hurt.
"Fault" may be complicated-- & we STILL get to be angry, sad, or hurt.
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"Trauma bonds" form when we are forced to be dependent on a person or institution that is causing us pain-- & mentally forced to reconcile that dependence through denial, dissociation, or superficial identification w/ our abusers.
They're not a "choice." They're a mind f*ck.
They're not a "choice." They're a mind f*ck.
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 AM
"Trauma bonds" form when we are forced to be dependent on a person or institution that is causing us pain-- & mentally forced to reconcile that dependence through denial, dissociation, or superficial identification w/ our abusers.
They're not a "choice." They're a mind f*ck.
They're not a "choice." They're a mind f*ck.
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Certain sudden, significant, or traumatic losses can make everything (& everyone) we previously knew & depended on suddenly seem unfamiliar, cold, or unhelpful.
We often don't realize how central a person or pet was to our coherent relationship w/ reality until we lose them.
We often don't realize how central a person or pet was to our coherent relationship w/ reality until we lose them.
January 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Certain sudden, significant, or traumatic losses can make everything (& everyone) we previously knew & depended on suddenly seem unfamiliar, cold, or unhelpful.
We often don't realize how central a person or pet was to our coherent relationship w/ reality until we lose them.
We often don't realize how central a person or pet was to our coherent relationship w/ reality until we lose them.
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Yes, coming to terms w/ grief takes time. But few people realize that the passing of time after a loss can itself feel panicky to survivors. We don't want to lose any more of our person or pet than we already have-- but we can't stop time from carrying us further away from them.
January 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Yes, coming to terms w/ grief takes time. But few people realize that the passing of time after a loss can itself feel panicky to survivors. We don't want to lose any more of our person or pet than we already have-- but we can't stop time from carrying us further away from them.
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Took me forever to figure out the euphemism, *a Milkmaids Handful*🐄 due to my Time Agnosia, which is my relationship to man-made time; it felt like FOREVER but in fact I clocked a new best✨!
I've completed Guardian Mini Crossword 21 in 4 mins . Get the Andoid app here play.google.com/store/apps/d...
I've completed Guardian Mini Crossword 21 in 4 mins . Get the Andoid app here play.google.com/store/apps/d...
January 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Took me forever to figure out the euphemism, *a Milkmaids Handful*🐄 due to my Time Agnosia, which is my relationship to man-made time; it felt like FOREVER but in fact I clocked a new best✨!
I've completed Guardian Mini Crossword 21 in 4 mins . Get the Andoid app here play.google.com/store/apps/d...
I've completed Guardian Mini Crossword 21 in 4 mins . Get the Andoid app here play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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giving commands to my real human date like "generate affection" and "produce hug" and "write me a poem"
January 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
giving commands to my real human date like "generate affection" and "produce hug" and "write me a poem"