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smols, pansexual, she/her/any/all, cats, art, design, cursed, fucked and somehow happily married to my one true love. leftist comrades only if you care, no scolds, no joke misunderstanders, #transrights #freepalestine #fixyourheartsordie
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actually i have a lot of chalance
January 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
actually i have a lot of chalance
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
mindhunter
Name your fav show that was cancelled too soon
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
mindhunter
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wow so much is going on i almost forgot trump is a pedophile
January 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
wow so much is going on i almost forgot trump is a pedophile
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no beautiful wife to kiss me goodbye as i ship off to the bathroom
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
no beautiful wife to kiss me goodbye as i ship off to the bathroom
i shall be gaming with my beloved tonight and by that i mean chasing his titan's cute butt around destiny 2.
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
i shall be gaming with my beloved tonight and by that i mean chasing his titan's cute butt around destiny 2.
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Colombian President Gustavo Petro just went after Trump:
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
January 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Colombian President Gustavo Petro just went after Trump:
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
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I am just relly varry tired oftha bullshid
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I am just relly varry tired oftha bullshid
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Upsetting flatware continued
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Upsetting flatware continued
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fill dad's chair with your stankiest of farts my boy!
THATS MY CHAIR
January 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
fill dad's chair with your stankiest of farts my boy!
going into 2026 like
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
going into 2026 like
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Going into 2026 like
January 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Going into 2026 like
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Timeless classic
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Timeless classic
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i asked @schumer.senate.gov a yes/no question once and he went anaphylactic. i saw him convulsing at a krogers holding heinz and hunts ketchup bottles
Asked if he supports Congress using its power of the purse to hold Trump accountable for Venezuela, Chuck Schumer replies: "Let's first get the facts."
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
i asked @schumer.senate.gov a yes/no question once and he went anaphylactic. i saw him convulsing at a krogers holding heinz and hunts ketchup bottles
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@callmesmols.bsky.social can i come over and look at u like this
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
@callmesmols.bsky.social can i come over and look at u like this
tf is this shit lmao
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
tf is this shit lmao
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they should give that guy back
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
they should give that guy back
piss on your own grave before anyone else gets a chance to!
January 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
piss on your own grave before anyone else gets a chance to!
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A tizzy is one of the worst things to be worked up into, next to a lather
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
A tizzy is one of the worst things to be worked up into, next to a lather