Funny Karate Bear (But Festive)
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It’s worth noting that ICE has about 30,000 agents, like at all
34,000 signing up for this work AFTER seeing their fellow citizens gunned down by federal thugs in cold blood? I'm chugging whatever the opposite of doomerism is
More than 34,000 Minnesotans signed up to be trained as ICED observers with various activist groups in recent weeks, many of them since Jan. 7, when a federal agent shot and killed Renée Good.
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
It’s worth noting that ICE has about 30,000 agents, like at all
The gay agenda sends its regards
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The gay agenda sends its regards
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The guys who pretty conclusively seem to have been behind 9/11?
A corrupt, authoritarian rape and slavery emporium funded by resource extraction and international crime?
US Interior Sec. Burgum: Caracas could be the next Dubai under the right economics
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
The guys who pretty conclusively seem to have been behind 9/11?
The Couple Hundred Pedophiles March
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The Couple Hundred Pedophiles March
When you Buy Cosmetic DLC, you’re gaming with Jeffrey!
Horse Armor: A Jeffrey Epstein Joint⁉️😳⁉️
February 1, 2026 at 1:11 AM
When you Buy Cosmetic DLC, you’re gaming with Jeffrey!
VBucks: the official currency of Epstein Island
February 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
VBucks: the official currency of Epstein Island
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BREAKING NEWS 🗞️ 🚨
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
BREAKING NEWS 🗞️ 🚨
Somebody call the governor this sounds bad
They’re taking kids from Minnesota and sending them to detention camps. They’re shooting American citizens in the street and locking investigators out of the crime scenes. The world is watching what happens next.
Hundreds of people spelled out the distress signal "SOS" on Bde Maka Ska in Minneapolis on Friday, Jan. 30.
📷️ Provided by Jeff Schad
📷️ Provided by Jeff Schad
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Somebody call the governor this sounds bad
Pedophile to Pedophile Communication
February 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Pedophile to Pedophile Communication
Holy wars, the punishment due
February 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Holy wars, the punishment due
Hey how about that dead guy and the sweet little boy dying in prison and that dead lady and the masked roving death gangs laying siege to American soil, fucking get a coffee maker and do it yourself.
Trump's reckless tariffs have driven up coffee prices by nearly 15% since last summer.
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Tariffs Are a Buzzkill for the Coffee Biz - NerdWallet
Tariffs on coffee-producing countries — including a 50% levy on Brazil — are likely to raise prices for America’s millions of coffee drinkers.
www.nerdwallet.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Hey how about that dead guy and the sweet little boy dying in prison and that dead lady and the masked roving death gangs laying siege to American soil, fucking get a coffee maker and do it yourself.
Gonna go out on a limb and say the average person has not hobnobbed with an elite pedophile and it’s one hell of a self report to “we’ve all been there” such a thing
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
January 31, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Gonna go out on a limb and say the average person has not hobnobbed with an elite pedophile and it’s one hell of a self report to “we’ve all been there” such a thing
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Do you think I’m literally a bear who knows karate and can use a computer
January 31, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Do you think I’m literally a bear who knows karate and can use a computer
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my favorite part of the Melania movie is when she turns to the camera and says “it’s Melorbin time”
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
my favorite part of the Melania movie is when she turns to the camera and says “it’s Melorbin time”
Never trust a guy with a startup
January 31, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Never trust a guy with a startup
I would consider this a particularly bad time to accept an endorsement from the moneyed class. I can tell you why but my consultancy fee is $250,000
Proud to earn the endorsement of Patriotic Millionaires.
When even millionaires are saying the system is rigged, it’s clear we need a complete overhaul to rebuild an economy that rewards hard work and creates opportunity for all Americans.
When even millionaires are saying the system is rigged, it’s clear we need a complete overhaul to rebuild an economy that rewards hard work and creates opportunity for all Americans.
January 31, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I would consider this a particularly bad time to accept an endorsement from the moneyed class. I can tell you why but my consultancy fee is $250,000
Guy unconvincingly trying to insist he’s not mad he didn’t get invited
Who are you going to believe? The 1,400+ hits for "elon" in the new Epstein dump, or the repopulatoor Himself?
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Guy unconvincingly trying to insist he’s not mad he didn’t get invited
17 hour Kill the Computer that is 85% incoherent screaming by volume
honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 PM
17 hour Kill the Computer that is 85% incoherent screaming by volume
Influence he only gave away by having you fuck kids like how you gotta kill somebody while another guy watches to get made in the mob. I am very smart.
-The global elite, somehow
-The global elite, somehow
Oh no I didn’t molest children with the notorious pedophile, I merely wanted access to his money and influence
January 31, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Influence he only gave away by having you fuck kids like how you gotta kill somebody while another guy watches to get made in the mob. I am very smart.
-The global elite, somehow
-The global elite, somehow
The last dungeon of Metaphor is real, real rough
this epstein shit the type of worldbuilding I get mad at persona games for
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The last dungeon of Metaphor is real, real rough
Once again, self interested all against all competition proves itself a less than ideal ground for a political movement
more broadly I think it’s encouraging that we’re seeing a lot more leaks from the Trump admin seeking to embarrass and attack each other
they have avoided having as many of those this time around and that leaks are ramping up shows that they’re losing
they have avoided having as many of those this time around and that leaks are ramping up shows that they’re losing
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Once again, self interested all against all competition proves itself a less than ideal ground for a political movement
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Greg Bovino is like how you can tell who’s a Caesar’s Legion diehard by who pronounces it the Latin way
Recalling fondly last week when he complained about being called “gestapo” by leaning real heavily into the German “ge-shtah-po” pronunciation
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Greg Bovino is like how you can tell who’s a Caesar’s Legion diehard by who pronounces it the Latin way
The Void Century from one piece, but just for the part of the files where Chica has a huge dong
look, what if we all pretend this never came out? just ignore one piece of history forever. I say we give it a try
Jeffrey Epstein Sent Five Nights At Freddy's Porn Via 4Chan Links, Emails Show
January 31, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The Void Century from one piece, but just for the part of the files where Chica has a huge dong