Funny Karate Bear (But Festive)
@thedimpsler.bsky.social
The secret shop that sells all the best endgame gear In some out of the way cave or hut or something:
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The secret shop that sells all the best endgame gear In some out of the way cave or hut or something:
It would be cool if the Kamala dead enders realized the real winner of 2024 was existential despair and started scouting out a Mamdani type guy to energize the voters instead of going “best we can do is Biden but he’s not 8000 years old” so they don’t lose to whatever Hitler chimera is the R ticket.
January 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
It would be cool if the Kamala dead enders realized the real winner of 2024 was existential despair and started scouting out a Mamdani type guy to energize the voters instead of going “best we can do is Biden but he’s not 8000 years old” so they don’t lose to whatever Hitler chimera is the R ticket.
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I always thought Scott Adams rightwing pivot was crazy cause in the 90s he had mostly rational opinions like 'overtime is bad' and 'you should fire someone who is an asshole to everyone no matter how good they are at their job'
Trump really was viewed as the golden ticket to let you say slurs again
Trump really was viewed as the golden ticket to let you say slurs again
January 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I always thought Scott Adams rightwing pivot was crazy cause in the 90s he had mostly rational opinions like 'overtime is bad' and 'you should fire someone who is an asshole to everyone no matter how good they are at their job'
Trump really was viewed as the golden ticket to let you say slurs again
Trump really was viewed as the golden ticket to let you say slurs again
Is this the most you can ask for you spineless bitchmade coward
Rather than foolishly threatening to attack a NATO ally by invading Greenland, the president should focus here at home on lowering costs and creating economic opportunities for American families.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Trump renews push to annex Greenland after Venezuela strike
President Donald Trump has repeatedly talked about annexing Greenland. He reupped those calls hours after the U.S. captured Venezuela's leader.
www.usatoday.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Is this the most you can ask for you spineless bitchmade coward
Law and Order: Space Victims Unit
what if they made a new law and order series but it was star trek
January 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Law and Order: Space Victims Unit
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"Thank god I can make my dogshit takes and not get backlash based on the dumb shit I actually said." basically what I took from her post.
January 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
"Thank god I can make my dogshit takes and not get backlash based on the dumb shit I actually said." basically what I took from her post.
But all the Very Smart People With Blogs are there drew!
i remember when creating CSAM would mean your website was shutdown immediately and people not only wouldn't choose to hang out there but literally couldn't because again it was shutdown immediately
January 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
But all the Very Smart People With Blogs are there drew!
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i remember when creating CSAM would mean your website was shutdown immediately and people not only wouldn't choose to hang out there but literally couldn't because again it was shutdown immediately
January 5, 2026 at 5:53 PM
i remember when creating CSAM would mean your website was shutdown immediately and people not only wouldn't choose to hang out there but literally couldn't because again it was shutdown immediately
Why do they keep involving this lady when she’s not gonna be a part of shit or fuck all
I spoke with María Corina Machado today. I affirmed Canada’s support for a peaceful, Venezuelan-led transition of power — one that respects the democratic will of the Venezuelan people.
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Why do they keep involving this lady when she’s not gonna be a part of shit or fuck all
Me when the have thick skin
January 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Me when the have thick skin
“We have such sights to show you… or we would, but you appear to be colorblind”
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January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
“We have such sights to show you… or we would, but you appear to be colorblind”
Skill issue. They’re fine being on a site that makes child pornography and directly enriches a white supremacis though?
Lots of people showing up to complain about my thin skin. Folks, I'm still here. I can deal with your bullshit.
The people I want to read are not here. They did not want to deal with your bullshit.
The people I want to read are not here. They did not want to deal with your bullshit.
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Skill issue. They’re fine being on a site that makes child pornography and directly enriches a white supremacis though?
We love you {DAUGHTERNAME=ERROR}
uh huh sure
January 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
We love you {DAUGHTERNAME=ERROR}
Sorry but if you’re scared so intensely by the prospect of rude weirdos that you willingly stay on the child sexual abuse material generator website run by Even Stupider Hitler your brain has become jello pudding
I find it hard to square the preciousness about "why would someone ever stay on Twitter?" when everyone on this site knows that the community here intentionally chased off lots of people.
January 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Sorry but if you’re scared so intensely by the prospect of rude weirdos that you willingly stay on the child sexual abuse material generator website run by Even Stupider Hitler your brain has become jello pudding
Hey asshole why did you call them an it, you got something against nonbinary people in addition to your evident unmedicated mental illness
IS Thembo.bsky.social YET ANOTHER RUSSIAN TROLL?
It's defending other known RU trolls. They often build sites to appear as if "one of us" - as if Left/Liberals; BUT, their slander of Democrats/Journalists is a huge giveaway.
Thembo
@thembo.bsky.social
"go to therapy"
RU TROLLS NEED THERAPY!
It's defending other known RU trolls. They often build sites to appear as if "one of us" - as if Left/Liberals; BUT, their slander of Democrats/Journalists is a huge giveaway.
Thembo
@thembo.bsky.social
"go to therapy"
RU TROLLS NEED THERAPY!
January 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Hey asshole why did you call them an it, you got something against nonbinary people in addition to your evident unmedicated mental illness
If I were them I would simply not name my giant biotech conglomerate like the evil giant biotech company in a cyberpunk anime that makes Alzheimer’s medication that makes your eyes explode or something
(glances sideways across the earth at Takeda Pharmaceuticals passive-aggressively)
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
If I were them I would simply not name my giant biotech conglomerate like the evil giant biotech company in a cyberpunk anime that makes Alzheimer’s medication that makes your eyes explode or something
Very funny to be an official government account decrying that it’s the murderers and rapists being sided with when you DON’T get your way.
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Very funny to be an official government account decrying that it’s the murderers and rapists being sided with when you DON’T get your way.
Extreme emphasis on average. Just because he makes a conscious effort to speak like a low level noble from 1625 doesn’t mean he’s any smarter than someone who dropped out of the Kentucky school system in third grade with identical beliefs because of big words were all it took i’d be a genius.
not really, this is just bog-standard Racism
because Stephen Miller is what we call here in L.A. an “Average Orange County White Boy”
because Stephen Miller is what we call here in L.A. an “Average Orange County White Boy”
Eyes wide open, folks. They're revealing the supervillain plot.
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Extreme emphasis on average. Just because he makes a conscious effort to speak like a low level noble from 1625 doesn’t mean he’s any smarter than someone who dropped out of the Kentucky school system in third grade with identical beliefs because of big words were all it took i’d be a genius.
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Find somebody who loves you as much as elected democrats and legacy media dorks love being helpless loser cucks
January 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Find somebody who loves you as much as elected democrats and legacy media dorks love being helpless loser cucks
How dare you suggest the democrats should be asked to work for their congressional salary and functional immortality healthcare
A lot of people are mad at Schumer for saying this. But he's right. Democrats don't control a single branch of government and they can't pass anything. Only Republicans can rein in Trump because they control both chambers of Congress. Democrats have no cards to play here.
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
How dare you suggest the democrats should be asked to work for their congressional salary and functional immortality healthcare
DC Sandwich Guy! 2!
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
DC Sandwich Guy! 2!
I’m sorry but if you as a record label A&R hear something like Your Way’s Better and release that shit on the airwaves you need to be sent out on a glacier like Frankenstein’s Monster, never again to trouble the world of man.
good snapshot of an under-examined phenomenon rn, the stealth Jesus-ing of pop.
For the new issue of Rolling Stone, I wrote about how American Idol has largely pivoted into faith-based music and become a launching pad for contemporary Christian pop stars. Carrie Underwood (a judge on the show) has seemingly had a lot to do with this shift.
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I’m sorry but if you as a record label A&R hear something like Your Way’s Better and release that shit on the airwaves you need to be sent out on a glacier like Frankenstein’s Monster, never again to trouble the world of man.
Huh, guess my ex was right not to trust someone who owns a Nazi costume.
If you're wondering "what the fuck is she talking about?" It's her saying the left is insane for not calling the Maduro kidnapping and annexation a win.
January 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Huh, guess my ex was right not to trust someone who owns a Nazi costume.
Current death toll: 80 btw
If the result is the removal of Maduro, and no civilian casualties then ok.
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Current death toll: 80 btw
I saw him all right, he went thataway I think! *deliberately points cop in opposite way of heading*
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I saw him all right, he went thataway I think! *deliberately points cop in opposite way of heading*