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@vantazach.bsky.social
The system is its own best explanation.
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champazach 🍾💥
@vantazach.bsky.social
· Nov 19
maybe we're going to look back and realize this was the day It Happened, regardless of how long the other part takes
remind me why we aren't calling these weirdos weird anymore
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
remind me why we aren't calling these weirdos weird anymore
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One of the writers for South Park had the foresight to claim the domain names, and is already posting to "Ring in the New Year with the Epstein Dancers"
What could be better than that?
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
What could be better than that?
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
HOME | Trump Kennedy Center
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
December 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
One of the writers for South Park had the foresight to claim the domain names, and is already posting to "Ring in the New Year with the Epstein Dancers"
What could be better than that?
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
What could be better than that?
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
clavicular is the same guy that livestreamed himself driving his cybertrkkk over a person last week
Decades of the white nationalist movement evolving to adapt to current political trends has brought them to this moment.
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
clavicular is the same guy that livestreamed himself driving his cybertrkkk over a person last week
literally recycling "we had to destroy the village in order to save it"
Trump: "I heard that number today -- half of Gaza would leave. I've always said it. I said if they were given the opportunity to live in a better climate, they would move. We're helping the people of Gaza a lot. So is Israel, by the way."
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
literally recycling "we had to destroy the village in order to save it"
B-A-R-D-O-T-Ohhh
we can let that racist go
we can let that racist go
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
B-A-R-D-O-T-Ohhh
we can let that racist go
we can let that racist go
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no i am not paying you $39.99 to edit your unfinished book, packt. that's not how this transaction works. this is about the sassiest customer service response i've ever sent.
December 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
no i am not paying you $39.99 to edit your unfinished book, packt. that's not how this transaction works. this is about the sassiest customer service response i've ever sent.
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Honestly impossible to hate this. Cant leave pennies on the ground so gotta move the money to grifters more efficiently.
Its like ESG points but inverse
Its like ESG points but inverse
Of all the ETF slop, I can’t believe this is the one that can’t get listed.
!['Grift' ETF Tied to Washington Access in Trump Era
Hits a Wall
Summary by Bloomberg Al
• Wall Street's ETF machine has been creating riskier products, but the Tuttle Capital Government Grift ETF has been rejected by major exchanges.
• The ETF, which targets firms with ties to Washington powerbrokers, has not received a formal explanation for the rejection from the New York Stock Exchange, Nasdaq, or Cboe.
• Tuttle Capital's CEO, Matt Tuttle, plans to keep the ETF's name and thesis unchanged, and is hoping to list it on the Texas Stock Exchange, which is set to begin trading next year.
By Isabelle Lee
12/29/2025 13:14:31 [BN]
(Bloomberg) -- Wall Street's $13 trillion ETF machine pushed boundaries this year, cranking out ever-riskier products to feed retail traders hooked on yield, leverage and novelty.
But when Connecticut-based Tuttle Capital Management proposed an exchange-traded fund tracking the perceived value of political access, the machine ran into a wall.
The Tuttle Capital Government Grift ETF - ticker GRFT - is designed to target firms with apparent ties to Washington powerbrokers, from cabinet officials to stock-trading lawmakers. Yet no major exchange has agreed to list it, according to Matt Tuttle, chief executive of Tuttle Capital.
Tuttle said the New York Stock Exchange, Nasdaq Inc. and Cboe Global Markets Inc. offered no formal explanation. He received cursory phone calls, he said, that conveyed little more than a no.
GRFT's registration became effective with the US Securities and Exchange Commission in the fourth quarter - according to a filing. While that status should allow the fund to proceed, it reflects a procedural milestone rather than an active regulatory endorsement, according to Bloomberg Intelligence's James Seyffart.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kdgcvfaickr7turpo6suzbqp/bafkreifl7uuylenw34vovic6q7w6lulqdz4zjubdmn4jr7zlfhnneniyfa@jpeg)
December 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Honestly impossible to hate this. Cant leave pennies on the ground so gotta move the money to grifters more efficiently.
Its like ESG points but inverse
Its like ESG points but inverse
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this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
share.google
December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
so you agree: Netanyahu is a criminal
Trump says he spoke with the president of Israel and a pardon of Netanyahu is "on its way"
December 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
so you agree: Netanyahu is a criminal
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very hard to imagine trump protecting a friend, esp when it's not politically expedient. outside of his children, he's treated every relationship as disposable or transactional, in service of self-gain or self-preservation.
December 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
very hard to imagine trump protecting a friend, esp when it's not politically expedient. outside of his children, he's treated every relationship as disposable or transactional, in service of self-gain or self-preservation.
three Bay Area lyft rides this morning and only had to cancel one for being a Tesla. nature is healing
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
three Bay Area lyft rides this morning and only had to cancel one for being a Tesla. nature is healing
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Tesla is shrinking the supply of robotaxi rides in Austin. That 8th supervised robotaxi crash in Oct must've been bad.
Tesla made more redactions in that crash report than usual, including even what the robotaxi crashed with.
Paid driverless rides for the public in Austin are highly unlikely.
Tesla made more redactions in that crash report than usual, including even what the robotaxi crashed with.
Paid driverless rides for the public in Austin are highly unlikely.
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Tesla is shrinking the supply of robotaxi rides in Austin. That 8th supervised robotaxi crash in Oct must've been bad.
Tesla made more redactions in that crash report than usual, including even what the robotaxi crashed with.
Paid driverless rides for the public in Austin are highly unlikely.
Tesla made more redactions in that crash report than usual, including even what the robotaxi crashed with.
Paid driverless rides for the public in Austin are highly unlikely.
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How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little? www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
Among a long list of awful things that it caused I’d like the point out the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Africans & also that it put a lot of women of color out of work
I’ve gifted this if you’re interested
Among a long list of awful things that it caused I’d like the point out the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Africans & also that it put a lot of women of color out of work
I’ve gifted this if you’re interested
How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little?
www.nytimes.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little? www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
Among a long list of awful things that it caused I’d like the point out the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Africans & also that it put a lot of women of color out of work
I’ve gifted this if you’re interested
Among a long list of awful things that it caused I’d like the point out the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Africans & also that it put a lot of women of color out of work
I’ve gifted this if you’re interested
the divorce isn't final until he leases a cybertruck
December 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
the divorce isn't final until he leases a cybertruck
abortion should have the same legal standing as any other self defense
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
abortion should have the same legal standing as any other self defense
part of teeny tiny government and personal freedom making sure artists are forced to perform for their new landlords
This will *really* get more artists to want to perform at the already scorned and blacklisted Trump Kennedy Center.
The petty bitches in the Trump administration are smart that way.
The petty bitches in the Trump administration are smart that way.
December 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
part of teeny tiny government and personal freedom making sure artists are forced to perform for their new landlords
it's the money they save not going on second dates that really adds up for Tesla owners
This rear-wheel drive Model 3 Long Range used to be a taxi. In four years, this humble EV saved its owners tens of thousands in fuel costs.
insideevs.com/news/782755/...
insideevs.com/news/782755/...
This Tesla Model 3 Has Nearly 240,000 Miles. Here’s What Broke
In four years, this humble EV saved its owners tens of thousands in fuel costs. Here's how it compares to an equivalent BMW 3 Series.
insideevs.com
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
it's the money they save not going on second dates that really adds up for Tesla owners
#MrBackfire, ladies and gentlemen
This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
#MrBackfire, ladies and gentlemen
"Is he dead? … Hopefully."
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Is he dead? … Hopefully."
"welcome to the Lone Wolf club, [cybertrkkk] owners are bunch of confident strong backbone people that are able to take humility, hate and jealousy from your own family and outsiders. We are NOT sheep."
December 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"welcome to the Lone Wolf club, [cybertrkkk] owners are bunch of confident strong backbone people that are able to take humility, hate and jealousy from your own family and outsiders. We are NOT sheep."
[snorts in 2018 $tslaQ]
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
[snorts in 2018 $tslaQ]
tough case of Post Tyrannical Shithead Disorder
"I think that’s one of the things that broke him was being hated by so many people."
Parents of notorious Border Patrol agent blame public backlash for his overdose death
It’s the first time they’ve spoken out since their son’s controversial arrest of a U.S. citizen and his drunken confrontation with police drew intense scrutiny.
lbpost.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
tough case of Post Tyrannical Shithead Disorder
newspapers for all will never work
December 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
newspapers for all will never work
just asking questions. questions like, "hey, I'm directly implicated in the shifting Overton window, aren't I?" and "are any of my listeners getting that yet?"
Joe Rogan and Shane Gillis on Nick Fuentes running for president one day.
Rogan: “He could probably win in a few years. Listen, he couldn’t have existed before, right? Ten, twenty years ago, couldn’t have existed. Now, super popular. What’s twenty years from now look like?”
Rogan: “He could probably win in a few years. Listen, he couldn’t have existed before, right? Ten, twenty years ago, couldn’t have existed. Now, super popular. What’s twenty years from now look like?”
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
just asking questions. questions like, "hey, I'm directly implicated in the shifting Overton window, aren't I?" and "are any of my listeners getting that yet?"
just like He wanted for over two thousand years, Jesus Christ now has the full power of the United States of America at His disposal
The malignant narcissist can’t stand America trying to have a peaceful Christmas without him.
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
just like He wanted for over two thousand years, Jesus Christ now has the full power of the United States of America at His disposal