Chance the Lawyer
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“like bill nye the science guy but for the delaware court of chancery” but here I’m just a baby raccoon account.
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my views are not those of anyone else and this is my personal place to be silly
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What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
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Someone is going to have the write the thing about how “vibe” has become a substitute for meaningful theory in a world where the theory is so clear — grift and power — but we collectively refuse if because it isn’t sophisticated enough to generate make work for empiricists.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Someone is going to have the write the thing about how “vibe” has become a substitute for meaningful theory in a world where the theory is so clear — grift and power — but we collectively refuse if because it isn’t sophisticated enough to generate make work for empiricists.
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AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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Good question. Hope he is ok.
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Good question. Hope he is ok.
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you think you could resist RFK Jr.’s sex appeal? could you resist the sex appeal of a whale? a bear? a hawk? a python? a horse? a swarm of city rats? the man has consumed the spirit energy of so many powerful animals
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
you think you could resist RFK Jr.’s sex appeal? could you resist the sex appeal of a whale? a bear? a hawk? a python? a horse? a swarm of city rats? the man has consumed the spirit energy of so many powerful animals
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oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
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Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field — The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Epstein’s journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press. www.thehandbasket.co/p/moral-rot-...
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Epstein’s journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field — The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Epstein’s journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press. www.thehandbasket.co/p/moral-rot-...
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This is amazing. A Gmail-like interface for searching the Epstein emails released by Congress.
jmail.world
jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com
You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This is amazing. A Gmail-like interface for searching the Epstein emails released by Congress.
jmail.world
jmail.world
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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Isaac Chotiner staring at a list of names right now.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Isaac Chotiner staring at a list of names right now.
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All of Bluesky this morning:
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
All of Bluesky this morning:
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Donald Trump has converted to Islam
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Donald Trump has converted to Islam
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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also unclear why lizza felt comfortable sitting on this (alleged) information till now, when it became convenient fodder for a grudge match, instead of earlier, when it could have saved people’s lives.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
also unclear why lizza felt comfortable sitting on this (alleged) information till now, when it became convenient fodder for a grudge match, instead of earlier, when it could have saved people’s lives.
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well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
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he's very skilled, very clearly, very skilled, his wife is a lucky woman, clearly, I think I can speak for all of this when I say the ManDaddy is a cocksman, and you know, you know, in New York to call someone a cocksman, that's, Frank Sinatra, he was a cocksman, they say, just like my friend Zohran
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
he's very skilled, very clearly, very skilled, his wife is a lucky woman, clearly, I think I can speak for all of this when I say the ManDaddy is a cocksman, and you know, you know, in New York to call someone a cocksman, that's, Frank Sinatra, he was a cocksman, they say, just like my friend Zohran
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RFK Jr. sexting in 40-point font
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
RFK Jr. sexting in 40-point font
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
If Candace Owens’ obsession with Macron’s wife’s gender were to lead to unmasking the US government’s involvement in Charlie Kirk’s assassination, it might just … heal us? 😭
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If Candace Owens’ obsession with Macron’s wife’s gender were to lead to unmasking the US government’s involvement in Charlie Kirk’s assassination, it might just … heal us? 😭
has anyone seen @therealhoarse.bsky.social
Weekly tradition: finding some rays of light no matter how dark the clouds. There is always some light. Finding it matters most when it is hardest.
Tell me something good.
What good thing happened in your life this week?
Felt brand new or felt like your old self again, just something good.
Tell me something good.
What good thing happened in your life this week?
Felt brand new or felt like your old self again, just something good.
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
has anyone seen @therealhoarse.bsky.social
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Hmmm…what USAID wasn’t bad for America…what if getting rid of it only hurt us and everyone else?
What if the richest man in the world being responsible for ending aid to the poorest people in the world will go down as one of the most bizarre and disgusting acts of the 21st century?
What if the richest man in the world being responsible for ending aid to the poorest people in the world will go down as one of the most bizarre and disgusting acts of the 21st century?
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Hmmm…what USAID wasn’t bad for America…what if getting rid of it only hurt us and everyone else?
What if the richest man in the world being responsible for ending aid to the poorest people in the world will go down as one of the most bizarre and disgusting acts of the 21st century?
What if the richest man in the world being responsible for ending aid to the poorest people in the world will go down as one of the most bizarre and disgusting acts of the 21st century?
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
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ryan lizza is asking you to decide if you’re normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
ryan lizza is asking you to decide if you’re normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick
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age is fake, whimsy is eternal
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
age is fake, whimsy is eternal