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Chance the Lawyer
@chancethelawyer.bsky.social
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“like bill nye the science guy but for the delaware court of chancery” but here I’m just a baby raccoon account.

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my views are not those of anyone else and this is my personal place to be silly
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If Candace Owens’ obsession with Macron’s wife’s gender were to lead to unmasking the US government’s involvement in Charlie Kirk’s assassination, it might just … heal us? 😭
X Log in Open app Candace Owens O @RealCandaceO URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person's position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens. In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized. Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus. Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk's assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement. Journalist Xavier Poussard's life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out. I ask that every person RETWEET and share this. I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me. To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie's public execution to risk their own life— May God bless you. Truly. Let all be revealed. Last edited 1:28 AM - Nov 22, 2025 • 11.2M Views
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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girl you’re in love 😍
"I think you're going to have, hopefully, a really great mayor," he said. "We agree on a lot more than I would have thought. I think he's, I want him to do a great job, and we'll help him to do a great job." "The better he does, the happier 1 am, I will say. There's no difference in party, there's no difference in anything, and we're going to be helping him to make everybody's dream come true," he added. Asked if he, as a billionaire, would feel comfortable living in New York City under a Mamdani administration, Trump didn't hesitate. "No, I feel very comfortable," he responded. "I would feel very, very comfortable being in New York, and I think much more so after the meeting."
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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2025 be like
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November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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the painful truth
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November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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the last two accounts that followed me on here 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I was asked how Slicey is doing the other day, in light of the general vibes. He good. He keeps a low profile on this site for reasons. 🥲
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November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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so larry summers does know how to tell the truth
LHS< > May 28, 2017 7:36 PM to jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> More would represent Donald if Kaslowitz out of picture. Not surprising. very hard to be law firm representing POTUS and know what to do when potus lies to u. My world thinks poorly of Gorelick for representing Jared. How guilty is Donald? Of crudity surely Of gross ignorance surely Of being utterly without the intellect temperament for job surely Of being over line on family profiting very likely Of gross disregard for appearances almost surely. Of Russians having financial leverage. Less clear Of Russians helping in. Election w complicity of his campaign plausible but not certain Strikes me if u work for Donald u don't free lance so he is guilty of whatever his campaign did. Do u agree w foregoing? Sent from my iPad Please direct all scheduling inquiries to my office at: Follow me on twitter @hsummers www.larrysummers.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I'm starting to seriously question if these guys are literate in any meaningful sense of the word.
J Apr 23, 2019 5:53 AM to Steve Bannon berlinger is a bit of a hack. when you get a moment give me a call J Apr 23, 2019 9:55 AM to Steve Bannon patterson book on my a flop and his work with clinton worse. hes old. but has a name. there is also john conally. hes on it as well Steve Bannon< Apr 23, 2019 11:34 AM to J Patterson, the Perversion of Justice Team, and the guy making the 'Ted Bundy' film -- sounds like a potential hagiography Steve Bannon< Apr 23, 2019 11:54 AM to J<jeevacation@gmail.com> and Patterson's not!!
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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maybe boiling the oceans was worth it after all
Elon's been chugging that exact blend for years without a single gag reflex. The man took a 100% liquid-ass- beating during the Twitter acquisition (44 billion dollars of explosive financial diarrhea straight to the face) and just swallowed it, wiped his mouth, and said "lol worth it."
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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the accuracy 😭
Pedro Pascal's latest Instagram story throws shade at Democrats after they cave on the government shutdown. Reposting: @forevertawl Working Class: Help Us Please Republicans: No Democrats: No ❤️ 🏳️‍🌈 #blm
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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new firm name just dropped on the pfizer complaint lol
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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the Court of Chancery vibes
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November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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me questioning every life choice that led the world to this moment
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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"I" fixed the image.
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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congrats on being so obviously pwned
News+ FORTUNE Dow futures jump as enough Democrats are expected to join Republicans in ending the shutdown and 'surrender' on ACA subsidies 1h ago • Jason Ma
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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call it the unfiduciary out
Market Capitalization Milestones Combined with Operational Milestones Create Real Value for Shareholders The combination of the Market Capitalization Milestones with Operational Milestones allows for real value creation for Tesla - not just market hype or speculation. The Market Capitalization Milestones require Tesla's current market capitalization to increase to $2 trillion for the first tranche, to then continue increasing in additional $500 billion increments thereafter for the next nine tranches and then to increase by $1 trillion up to $8.5 trillion for the last two tranches, which the Special Committee believes would be extraordinarily difficult and challenging for any company on the planet, including Tesla. In addition, Mr. Musk's compensation will also be dependent on him leading Tesla's achievement of four challenging Product Goals, which are designed to achieve growth for Tesla's business into the future. In the event that a Covered Event occurs and has a substantial adverse impact on any of the Product Goals (other than 20 Million Tesla Vehicles Delivered), Deemed Achievement provides incentives for Mr. Musk to continue driving growth in shareholder value by pursuing other products or goals that lead to sustained market capitalization, rather than waste time and resources on a Product Goal that has become impracticable.
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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folks, this is your one trillion dollar man, if you needed any more evidence that the us dollar is worthless.
Elon Musk has long made a habit of hyper-focusing on a specific project, forcing an entire team to attend to his every whim while letting his other responsibilities fall by the wayside - whether it's his obsession with Robotaxis impacting Tesla or his weird procreation kink disrupting the private messages of countless women. The latest object of Musk's obsession? According to new reporting by the Wall Street Journal, he's been personally overseeing the developing of xAl's chatbot Ani - which, tellingly, comes in the form of a super-sexualized pigtail-wearing woman that removes her clothing in response to flirtation. Since his very_public spat with president Donald Trump and his subsequent departure from DOGE and government in May, Musk has reportedly developed a fixation on xAl's chatbot efforts generally, and Ani in particular. He personally devoted time to her design, according to the WSJ, which is causing controversy. Even worse, xAl has demanded employees' intimate data to train avatars including Ani. In recording of a meeting obtained by the WSJ, xAl legal counsel Lily Lim informed a group of employees that the startup was developing avatars for users to engage with and told them they were required to provide biometric data. Before the meeting, employees were provided a form to sign granting xAl "a perpetual, worldwide, non-exclusive, sub-licensable, royalty-free license" for the use, reproduction and distribution of their faces and voices.
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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$TSLA stockholders voting to incentivize Elon Musk into causing a black swan when he needs little incentive to do things that tend to tilt the world that way
"Covered Event" means an event, circumstance, change or occurrence Deemed Achievement Based on Covered outside of Tesla's control that, individually or in the aggregate, has a Event substantial adverse impact on Tesla's ability to achieve a Product Goal other than "20 Million Tesla Vehicles Delivered" at any time prior to the 10th anniversary of the 2025 CEO Performance Award. If there is a Covered Event after the third anniversary of the 2025 CEO Performance Award, then an award tranche shall be eligible to become Earned Shares (as defined above) (a "Deemed Achievement") if (i) 30- Day Market Capitalization, Six-Month Market Capitalization and one year trailing average (based on trading days) market capitalization (the "One-Year Market Capitalization") of Tesla equal or exceed the value of the corresponding Market Capitalization Milestone and (ii) Mr. Musk is still in Eligible Service as of the date of determination, subject to satisfying the CEO Succession Framework requirement for the 11th and 12th tranches (as defined below).
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I even called the price announcement (though maybe not on the right drug), I did call the manufacturer who would be present AND the price. 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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what do I win
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November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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giraffe
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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white duck with a black beak and a gray ribbon around its neck with the text overlaid: no one truly cares about what you do what is "cringe"? you are free
October 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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it me 💀
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October 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
A wrestling match scene where a person is being slammed to the ground by someone in a giant Elmo costume. The labels read “Me” on the person being body slammed and “Day to day modern existence” on Elmo.
October 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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ok but it is funny 🤭
a brown squeeze bottle of bbq sauce labeled redneck lipstick
October 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM