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@murderxbryan.bsky.social
Host of Guys, a podcast about guys https://sites.libsyn.com/458346 the PODKast and the Sunday night stream! CEO of guys
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Yelling “what them fingers do?” to the upright bass player
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Yelling “what them fingers do?” to the upright bass player
They are scatting at the jazz club but it doesn’t sound like the scatting I’m used to from history’s number one scatter Jonathan Davis
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
They are scatting at the jazz club but it doesn’t sound like the scatting I’m used to from history’s number one scatter Jonathan Davis
Jazz guys get away with some wild clothing choices
January 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Jazz guys get away with some wild clothing choices
“I’m going absolutely nuts on this caviar over here”
Murderbryan voice: this is some good caviar
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
“I’m going absolutely nuts on this caviar over here”
Loudly saying “this is some good caviar” at the jazz club while I’m wearing a hoodie with an evil Mickey Mouse on it to show dominance
January 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Loudly saying “this is some good caviar” at the jazz club while I’m wearing a hoodie with an evil Mickey Mouse on it to show dominance
Getting these for Chris
December 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Getting these for Chris
My gender. That’s simple, I’m kids
December 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My gender. That’s simple, I’m kids
Of course I have a New Year’s resolution I wanna watch all of the Alfred Hitchcock movies and the I wanna watch all of the James Bonds.
December 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Of course I have a New Year’s resolution I wanna watch all of the Alfred Hitchcock movies and the I wanna watch all of the James Bonds.
There were people on the treadmills when I went down to the gym so I was like “I’ll do one of my 8 mile walks to prove that I don’t care about the weather”
December 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There were people on the treadmills when I went down to the gym so I was like “I’ll do one of my 8 mile walks to prove that I don’t care about the weather”
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"that's great but can you make his pants more flesh tone? I want to make an impression"
December 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"that's great but can you make his pants more flesh tone? I want to make an impression"
Can you make my concrete company logo a very sexy cowboy but he’s doing concrete instead of riding a horse?
December 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Can you make my concrete company logo a very sexy cowboy but he’s doing concrete instead of riding a horse?
These just started showing up around town and I cannot figure out what is going on moshiach.life
December 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
These just started showing up around town and I cannot figure out what is going on moshiach.life
Bought a pair of medium gloves because i feel likes my feet and hands are regular guy sized but they are too big, don’t let the libs know i have small hands. They will absolutely destroy me in the comments
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Bought a pair of medium gloves because i feel likes my feet and hands are regular guy sized but they are too big, don’t let the libs know i have small hands. They will absolutely destroy me in the comments
I’m watching Vertigo and the main character had a porno magazine on his coffee table. 1958 Porno Sean
December 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m watching Vertigo and the main character had a porno magazine on his coffee table. 1958 Porno Sean
Rooting for chunky tana on the 4th
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Rooting for chunky tana on the 4th
Wife just ordered chimichangas and i looked at the server and said “Deadpool Mode” and ive never gotten less in my life
December 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Wife just ordered chimichangas and i looked at the server and said “Deadpool Mode” and ive never gotten less in my life
I liked the wrestling show last night well enough I just sorta wondered why they didn’t just have MJF beat Hangman in a singles match but I’m sure there will be some sort of clarity of why it didn’t happen so I’m letting it play out I guess
December 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I liked the wrestling show last night well enough I just sorta wondered why they didn’t just have MJF beat Hangman in a singles match but I’m sure there will be some sort of clarity of why it didn’t happen so I’m letting it play out I guess
If there is 2 things I’ve learned over the years it is that the oligarchs aren’t gonna answer this question and the answer to the question is no
Bernie Sanders: "We need to be thinking seriously about a moratorium on data centers. You gotta slow this process down. It's not good enough for the oligarchs to tell us 'you adapt.' Are they gonna guarantee healthcare to all people? What are they gonna do when there are no jobs? Make housing free?"
December 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If there is 2 things I’ve learned over the years it is that the oligarchs aren’t gonna answer this question and the answer to the question is no
Folks, I’m gaming again.
December 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Folks, I’m gaming again.
Mox has to be the wrestler of the year imo
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Mox has to be the wrestler of the year imo
Kyle Fletcher is the first wrestler in a major promotion with a screamo entrance theme
December 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Kyle Fletcher is the first wrestler in a major promotion with a screamo entrance theme
Tough on nuts gentle on hands. What is this my freaking ex wife (she was a manicurist)
December 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Tough on nuts gentle on hands. What is this my freaking ex wife (she was a manicurist)
They spell the word poop “poup” in Europe and Canada they also spell turd “terd”
December 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
They spell the word poop “poup” in Europe and Canada they also spell turd “terd”
So good for me, a fat guy, to see myself represented in action figure form
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So good for me, a fat guy, to see myself represented in action figure form
No way they sold more than 500 of these
December 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
No way they sold more than 500 of these