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Host of Guys, a podcast about guys https://sites.libsyn.com/458346 the PODKast and the Sunday night stream! CEO of guys
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There is an income/level of wealth that a guy hits where he just has to dye his beard and his hair black. I’m not sure where it is definitely a rich guy move
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
There is an income/level of wealth that a guy hits where he just has to dye his beard and his hair black. I’m not sure where it is definitely a rich guy move
Pyro Guys coming soon
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Pyro Guys coming soon
Peace is possible
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Peace is possible
I saw a guy fixing his brakes on his car and I felt a tinge of jealousy because he has a project and I don’t. Then I realized that every time I’ve worked on my own car it was out desperation and I basically just threw a temper tantrum until it was done (it was always a temporary fix too)
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I saw a guy fixing his brakes on his car and I felt a tinge of jealousy because he has a project and I don’t. Then I realized that every time I’ve worked on my own car it was out desperation and I basically just threw a temper tantrum until it was done (it was always a temporary fix too)
I can weigh in on the Beatles as a late 90s guy, we didn’t like them and thought they were nerds but I’ve established that I was running with some real morons
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I can weigh in on the Beatles as a late 90s guy, we didn’t like them and thought they were nerds but I’ve established that I was running with some real morons
I’ve been complaining because the show has been stale and they go and do a bunch of surprise finishes so I am not gonna complain until Wednesday
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I’ve been complaining because the show has been stale and they go and do a bunch of surprise finishes so I am not gonna complain until Wednesday
I just caught my wife getting ready to watch Corner Gas bud, she’s a real gong show
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I just caught my wife getting ready to watch Corner Gas bud, she’s a real gong show
I usually don’t have much use for a “can they coexist” match but it’s funny when Okada lays out Takeshita and laughs about it instead of acting like it’s an accident
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I usually don’t have much use for a “can they coexist” match but it’s funny when Okada lays out Takeshita and laughs about it instead of acting like it’s an accident
I just saw a group of people walking and the guy in front was reading the Book of Mormon silently. I walk a lot and I never see guys reading an actual book while they walk
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I just saw a group of people walking and the guy in front was reading the Book of Mormon silently. I walk a lot and I never see guys reading an actual book while they walk
I think it’s great that a doctor can give you a sample of a medicine and it can solve an issue that you have had for decades but your insurance says no and it’s $500 a month. It’s so cool
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I think it’s great that a doctor can give you a sample of a medicine and it can solve an issue that you have had for decades but your insurance says no and it’s $500 a month. It’s so cool
Being 16 years old is also embarrassing
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Being 16 years old is also embarrassing
I bought a pair of joggers like the ones that I usually buy but they were thicker for cold weather and they make my crotch sweat like it did on my flight home from Alaska. I can’t afford to keep ripping the crotches out of my underwear
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I bought a pair of joggers like the ones that I usually buy but they were thicker for cold weather and they make my crotch sweat like it did on my flight home from Alaska. I can’t afford to keep ripping the crotches out of my underwear
What in the hell?
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
What in the hell?
I think that it should be embarrassing to be in a limousine. Like, people should hide their faces when they get in and out of one.
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I think that it should be embarrassing to be in a limousine. Like, people should hide their faces when they get in and out of one.
I hate Tim Pool but I have to admit that his commitment to the hat is fascinating
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I hate Tim Pool but I have to admit that his commitment to the hat is fascinating
I’m gonna become a darts guy
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m gonna become a darts guy
Does anyone have a list of AJPW 4 pillars stuff in order and a place to watch them? I would pay for it. I wanna watch it on the elliptical
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Does anyone have a list of AJPW 4 pillars stuff in order and a place to watch them? I would pay for it. I wanna watch it on the elliptical
I’m bowling, I’m not doing well but it’s probably because someone came through with a urethane ball and screwed up the oil pattern before i got here.
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m bowling, I’m not doing well but it’s probably because someone came through with a urethane ball and screwed up the oil pattern before i got here.
There is something less satisfying about playing claw machines after doing the arcade guys in episode and finding out that they are rigged
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
There is something less satisfying about playing claw machines after doing the arcade guys in episode and finding out that they are rigged
I love these emails so much
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I love these emails so much
I’ve been doing an hour on the elliptical every day and I’ve never hated anything more. I hate running too. I hate exercising
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’ve been doing an hour on the elliptical every day and I’ve never hated anything more. I hate running too. I hate exercising
It’s so sick that Grok is programmed to say stuff like “due to elons extraordinary rizz and large penis he can suck his own dick in a standing position while reciting the periodic table of elements in sign language”
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It’s so sick that Grok is programmed to say stuff like “due to elons extraordinary rizz and large penis he can suck his own dick in a standing position while reciting the periodic table of elements in sign language”
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"To be fair" is the prefix to some of the least funny replies you'll ever read on social media
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"To be fair" is the prefix to some of the least funny replies you'll ever read on social media
There’s a lot of interesting information there
there but for the Grace of God go I @murderxbryan.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
There’s a lot of interesting information there
What if they started building the continental classic a bit earlier, maybe some qualifying matches, maybe release the brackets before the first match? It is my favorite thing that they do every year.
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
What if they started building the continental classic a bit earlier, maybe some qualifying matches, maybe release the brackets before the first match? It is my favorite thing that they do every year.