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"Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined"
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Tomorrow's episode of @rudetales.bsky.social has one of my favorite one-line dumb bit NPCs that I've ever come up with
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Tomorrow's episode of @rudetales.bsky.social has one of my favorite one-line dumb bit NPCs that I've ever come up with
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Swan Boy opening credits: math rock song playing as Swan Boy and friends race the Shriners through a city in tiny cars
Swan Boy closing credits: piano ballad playing over Rona looking at her reflection in a body of water as cherry blossom petals swirl around her
Swan Boy closing credits: piano ballad playing over Rona looking at her reflection in a body of water as cherry blossom petals swirl around her
July 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Swan Boy opening credits: math rock song playing as Swan Boy and friends race the Shriners through a city in tiny cars
Swan Boy closing credits: piano ballad playing over Rona looking at her reflection in a body of water as cherry blossom petals swirl around her
Swan Boy closing credits: piano ballad playing over Rona looking at her reflection in a body of water as cherry blossom petals swirl around her
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trump has managed to produce just as many talking heads making some nonsense humanitarian argument for invading venezuela as bush did with iraq despite the fact that trump himself has explicitly rejected that argument in favor of open acknowledgement that this is about pillaging
January 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
trump has managed to produce just as many talking heads making some nonsense humanitarian argument for invading venezuela as bush did with iraq despite the fact that trump himself has explicitly rejected that argument in favor of open acknowledgement that this is about pillaging
Please listen to @starsofspace.bsky.social to hear the mirrorverse episode where I get into a fight with myself
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Please listen to @starsofspace.bsky.social to hear the mirrorverse episode where I get into a fight with myself
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I love @starsofspace.bsky.social so much & am catching up on the mirrorverse eps & can’t breathe from Liberty vs Bondage in front of Groomda, it’s too good
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I love @starsofspace.bsky.social so much & am catching up on the mirrorverse eps & can’t breathe from Liberty vs Bondage in front of Groomda, it’s too good
You gotta admit it's really funny that Trump is cognitively at about the level of a lower beast in one of Aesop's fables.
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
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“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
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January 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
You gotta admit it's really funny that Trump is cognitively at about the level of a lower beast in one of Aesop's fables.
In 5th grade I made my friend cry by telling him he looked like he collected things
January 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
In 5th grade I made my friend cry by telling him he looked like he collected things
When Kiss released all of their simultaneous solo albums in '78 it would've been really funny if Peter Criss's was ambient
January 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
When Kiss released all of their simultaneous solo albums in '78 it would've been really funny if Peter Criss's was ambient
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People asking me "Well what are the Democrats SUPPOSED to do in opposition?"
They can try opposition. For a start.
They can try opposition. For a start.
Some Democrats hate that their party is largely positioning itself in opposition to the operation that resulted in Maduro's capture.
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
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January 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
People asking me "Well what are the Democrats SUPPOSED to do in opposition?"
They can try opposition. For a start.
They can try opposition. For a start.
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We're decades downstream from at most light sentences for photographing torture and no sentences for authorizing it or perpetrating it. Only looking forward offers amnesty to those who commit crimes in our name and on the public payroll, and makes further violations more likely. Here we are.
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
We're decades downstream from at most light sentences for photographing torture and no sentences for authorizing it or perpetrating it. Only looking forward offers amnesty to those who commit crimes in our name and on the public payroll, and makes further violations more likely. Here we are.
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‘obviously this had to be done but i should have been consulted first’ a powerful message sir
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
‘obviously this had to be done but i should have been consulted first’ a powerful message sir
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Was thinking of this Bush-era line a lot today, after I was done amusing myself looking up all the freakasses who called Trump antiwar or dovish, when he's just another bloodthirsty piggish neocon.
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Was thinking of this Bush-era line a lot today, after I was done amusing myself looking up all the freakasses who called Trump antiwar or dovish, when he's just another bloodthirsty piggish neocon.
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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MAGA appointee Bari Weiss has instantly made CBS News more extremist and disinfo-heavy than Newsmax:
January 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
MAGA appointee Bari Weiss has instantly made CBS News more extremist and disinfo-heavy than Newsmax:
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
Wish I had done it for a moral reason but I left Twitter because it became an airtight bad faith machine to run sentences through to test them for faults.
January 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Wish I had done it for a moral reason but I left Twitter because it became an airtight bad faith machine to run sentences through to test them for faults.
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No. i want to see them fight
January 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
No. i want to see them fight
Probably my favorite gag in The Movie Orgy (1968) is when it's listing all of the characters in Pinocchio and it jarringly adds "THE WOMAN WITH THE WHIP" into the middle of them
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Probably my favorite gag in The Movie Orgy (1968) is when it's listing all of the characters in Pinocchio and it jarringly adds "THE WOMAN WITH THE WHIP" into the middle of them
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just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
Happy new year. Please enjoy this playlist of all the songs that have appeared in Swan Boy, curated by @koltreg.bsky.social
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Songs in the Key of Swan Boy
Songs mentioned or featured in the webcomic Swan Boy
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January 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Happy new year. Please enjoy this playlist of all the songs that have appeared in Swan Boy, curated by @koltreg.bsky.social
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