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Branson COMMS OPEN @bransonreese.bsky.social · 27d
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON

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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! bsky- @bransonreese.bsky.social insta- @bransonofgod You're looking at three profile picture sized images. One is of Swan Boy in full color with a fun pink background. One is of Rona having some sort of spell or something. She's in color but there's no background. Then you've got Cassie is beautiful HD black and white. Prices are listed below. ($250 for full color w/background, $200 for color with no background, and $175 for black and white) A little lower down there's Swan Boy in a Black Flag t-shirt painting a dollar sign on a canvas. ALL OTHER COMMISSIONS START AT $300 And then I tell you what I will and won't do for a commission: YES: Animals, OCs, Humans, Full comics, Really whatever. NO: I'm an open-minded guy. Don't push it, though. FIL OUT THE FORM IN THE LINK TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT. MOVE FAST - SPOTS ARE LIMITED
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bransonreese.bsky.social
The gang, as they say, is all here.
starsofspace.bsky.social Oh These, Those Stars of Space! @starsofspace.bsky.social · 1d
New Crew art by @bransonreese.bsky.social available now as a print or a poster?! Could this be the greatest gift in the galaxy?

www.inprnt.com/gallery/buck...
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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deathsentencepod.bsky.social
Enter the Wizard's Castle once more, alongside @bransonreese.bsky.social (HELL WAS FULL, SWAN BOY, Rude Tales of Magic, and more). Within its sorcerous corridors we shall discuss what makes jokes funny, the morality of art, and The Simpsons (among other things).

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Branson Reese Visits the Wizard's Castle
Langdon conjures forth the Wizard's Castle once more, this time trapping Branson Reese (HELL WAS FULL, SWAN BOY, Rude Tales of Magic, and more) within its sorcerous corridors. While there, the two dis
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December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
Watching Larry Cohen commentaries as I work on commissions. The Stuff opens with an anecdote about an unexpected snowstorm making the equipment explode. "So I must compliment the crew for handling that so well."
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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jplepore.bsky.social
I said to @bransonreese.bsky.social on Wednesday, "it would be cool to update the crew class photo and sell that as a poster," and now look at what he's done 🥲
starsofspace.bsky.social Oh These, Those Stars of Space! @starsofspace.bsky.social · 1d
New Crew art by @bransonreese.bsky.social available now as a print or a poster?! Could this be the greatest gift in the galaxy?

www.inprnt.com/gallery/buck...
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
The gang, as they say, is all here.
starsofspace.bsky.social Oh These, Those Stars of Space! @starsofspace.bsky.social · 1d
New Crew art by @bransonreese.bsky.social available now as a print or a poster?! Could this be the greatest gift in the galaxy?

www.inprnt.com/gallery/buck...
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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starsofspace.bsky.social
New Crew art by @bransonreese.bsky.social available now as a print or a poster?! Could this be the greatest gift in the galaxy?

www.inprnt.com/gallery/buck...
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
The return of Classic Merch, the rise of New Merch. There's simply never been a better time to grab Rude Tales or Oh These Those Stars of Space merch.
rudetales.bsky.social Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · 1d
A brand new shirt and some beloved classics out from the vault? It can only be BLACKEST FRIDAY

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December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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rudetales.bsky.social
A brand new shirt and some beloved classics out from the vault? It can only be BLACKEST FRIDAY

www.bonfire.com/store/rude-t...
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
bransonreese.bsky.social
Going back and showing Nick Drake inflation porn and seeing if it affects his songwriting, only to catch a glimpse of myself already doing that. I fall to my knees as I realize we've always lived in the world where he saw it.
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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HANDMADE MINI-QUILTS 10% OFF w/ code SOFTLAUNCH original designs and a few by • Branson Reese! nicole-sews.bigcartel.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Making capitalists “pay their fair share into society” means all of it. They do not produce. They own. Their fair share is nothing. Labor is entitled to all it creates. It’s important we understand this.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
some cats and some cats(???)
sketches of cats and cat-ish characters from the Deltarune games
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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hellocullen.bsky.social
sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"

(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
I'm sorry
School Bully Not So Tough Since Being Molested
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
So I ended up having a really nice talk with the hand. He said he wasn't surprised that the face isn't listening. Said the face has been in a bad place since getting laid off and has started using again. We both want to help the face but obviously there's only so much you can do.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
bransonreese.bsky.social
I appreciate the Procreate layer limit existing to protect me from myself but I'm working on something where I need a minimum of 60 layers and it won't budge. Fuck you. Let me go 90 with the check engine light on. If I crash I crash.
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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nicole-sews.bigcartel.com
HANDMADE MINI-QUILTS 10% OFF w/ code SOFTLAUNCH original designs and a few by • Branson Reese! nicole-sews.bigcartel.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
I stand with the Turkey Trot Prank Family. What they did was right. It needed to be done.
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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nicole-sews.bigcartel.com

My wife's store is having a Cyber Monday sale. All of her original quilts are available for purchase as well as my Swan Boy designs. Supplies are limited! Hurry!
A beautiful quilt with the text "I have a theory about the seabed, as I'm sure you know. This theory has destroyed most of my relationships. I have only you. Are you like the others? Are you afraid of ideas?" sewn in by hand. A beautiful quilt with the text "I have disrupted the dentistry industry by automating teeth. With my company, you can subscribe to molars for a basic fee and upgrade your plan if you want them to be tooth-colored. I am about to beta-test canines that tell you how much battery is left on your phone. I'll never be lonely again." sewn in by hand. A beautiful quilt with the text "I had seen him before, I thought. I felt he belonged in a pool. Maybe a lake... but certainly floating, unsubmergable. Some people just don't look right with gravity." sewn in by hand. A beautiful quilt with the text "Something quite unusual has sprouted from my garden. It grew from something my rude son buried. I hardly sleep these days. I just press my forehead to my window and try to count its arms. I can usually reach 167 before my polite son comes home and closes the blinds." sewn in by hand.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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banalplay.bsky.social
"Mariska Hargitay" is like if Popeye had a daughter he tried to name "Marisa Hardy"
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
bransonreese.bsky.social
Discount code is SOFTLAUNCH
bransonreese.bsky.social Branson COMMS OPEN @bransonreese.bsky.social · 6d
nicole-sews.bigcartel.com

My wife's store is having a Cyber Monday sale. All of her original quilts are available for purchase as well as my Swan Boy designs. Supplies are limited! Hurry!
A beautiful quilt with the text "I have a theory about the seabed, as I'm sure you know. This theory has destroyed most of my relationships. I have only you. Are you like the others? Are you afraid of ideas?" sewn in by hand. A beautiful quilt with the text "I have disrupted the dentistry industry by automating teeth. With my company, you can subscribe to molars for a basic fee and upgrade your plan if you want them to be tooth-colored. I am about to beta-test canines that tell you how much battery is left on your phone. I'll never be lonely again." sewn in by hand. A beautiful quilt with the text "I had seen him before, I thought. I felt he belonged in a pool. Maybe a lake... but certainly floating, unsubmergable. Some people just don't look right with gravity." sewn in by hand. A beautiful quilt with the text "Something quite unusual has sprouted from my garden. It grew from something my rude son buried. I hardly sleep these days. I just press my forehead to my window and try to count its arms. I can usually reach 167 before my polite son comes home and closes the blinds." sewn in by hand.
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
These are still open and I'm still working on them! If you've submitted and haven't heard back, don't worry. I'm getting to you ASAP
bransonreese.bsky.social Branson COMMS OPEN @bransonreese.bsky.social · 27d
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! bsky- @bransonreese.bsky.social insta- @bransonofgod You're looking at three profile picture sized images. One is of Swan Boy in full color with a fun pink background. One is of Rona having some sort of spell or something. She's in color but there's no background. Then you've got Cassie is beautiful HD black and white. Prices are listed below. ($250 for full color w/background, $200 for color with no background, and $175 for black and white) A little lower down there's Swan Boy in a Black Flag t-shirt painting a dollar sign on a canvas. ALL OTHER COMMISSIONS START AT $300 And then I tell you what I will and won't do for a commission: YES: Animals, OCs, Humans, Full comics, Really whatever. NO: I'm an open-minded guy. Don't push it, though. FIL OUT THE FORM IN THE LINK TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT. MOVE FAST - SPOTS ARE LIMITED
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
nicole-sews.bigcartel.com

My wife's store is having a Cyber Monday sale. All of her original quilts are available for purchase as well as my Swan Boy designs. Supplies are limited! Hurry!
A beautiful quilt with the text "I have a theory about the seabed, as I'm sure you know. This theory has destroyed most of my relationships. I have only you. Are you like the others? Are you afraid of ideas?" sewn in by hand. A beautiful quilt with the text "I have disrupted the dentistry industry by automating teeth. With my company, you can subscribe to molars for a basic fee and upgrade your plan if you want them to be tooth-colored. I am about to beta-test canines that tell you how much battery is left on your phone. I'll never be lonely again." sewn in by hand. A beautiful quilt with the text "I had seen him before, I thought. I felt he belonged in a pool. Maybe a lake... but certainly floating, unsubmergable. Some people just don't look right with gravity." sewn in by hand. A beautiful quilt with the text "Something quite unusual has sprouted from my garden. It grew from something my rude son buried. I hardly sleep these days. I just press my forehead to my window and try to count its arms. I can usually reach 167 before my polite son comes home and closes the blinds." sewn in by hand.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
Copying is a form of bullying. Perhaps its most insidious form.
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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coil.bsky.social
The numbers in here are hilarious.

Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%

Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
economist.com The Economist @economist.com · 8d
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM