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turns out that marty supreme is just regular marty with sour cream and diced tomatoes *adjusts tie*
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
turns out that marty supreme is just regular marty with sour cream and diced tomatoes *adjusts tie*
seems telling that trump is fundamentally incapable of saying what epstein did wrong in any of his many statements about him
December 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
seems telling that trump is fundamentally incapable of saying what epstein did wrong in any of his many statements about him
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In retrospect the Bush-era War On Christmas stuff seems more ominous than it did at the time. It was just cable news guys crying about dumb/fake shit, then and now; I mean the campaign to turn Christmas, which most everyone likes and feels warmly about, into just another thing to get mad about.
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
In retrospect the Bush-era War On Christmas stuff seems more ominous than it did at the time. It was just cable news guys crying about dumb/fake shit, then and now; I mean the campaign to turn Christmas, which most everyone likes and feels warmly about, into just another thing to get mad about.
not into her music but I'm a fan of her ability to repeatedly provoke moral outrage by making a joke
With more actors, pop stars and other celebrities spotted unapologetically smoking, the cultural taboo against it shows signs of ebbing. That worries antismoking advocates. 🔗 on.wsj.com/49om2X4
December 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
not into her music but I'm a fan of her ability to repeatedly provoke moral outrage by making a joke
keep seeing million dollar listings in DC with those gray fake wood vinyl tiles throughout. it's so over.
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
keep seeing million dollar listings in DC with those gray fake wood vinyl tiles throughout. it's so over.
taibbi is really like "how dare you call me trumpified? I'm going to sue you for defamation" lol
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
taibbi is really like "how dare you call me trumpified? I'm going to sue you for defamation" lol
the left wing remnant on twitter really spent the last week marinating in a conspiracy theory that Odessa Azion is some sort of IDF agent
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
the left wing remnant on twitter really spent the last week marinating in a conspiracy theory that Odessa Azion is some sort of IDF agent
brenda lee was only 13 when she recorded rockin around the christmas tree. never would've guessed.
December 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
brenda lee was only 13 when she recorded rockin around the christmas tree. never would've guessed.
feels quaint to even mention it at this point but the supreme court's total lack of interest in defending the lower court judges who routinely receive maga death threats and swatting attempts for ruling against trump really illustrates who utterly lawless the high court has become
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
feels quaint to even mention it at this point but the supreme court's total lack of interest in defending the lower court judges who routinely receive maga death threats and swatting attempts for ruling against trump really illustrates who utterly lawless the high court has become
giant and safeway seem similar at first glance but it's actually a real goofus and gallant situation
December 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
giant and safeway seem similar at first glance but it's actually a real goofus and gallant situation
jingle all the way isn't even the good kind of bad but it is perhaps the best "hey it's that guy" christmas movie
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
jingle all the way isn't even the good kind of bad but it is perhaps the best "hey it's that guy" christmas movie
it's cool that I could be a death qualified juror now because I believe donald trump deserves the death penalty
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
it's cool that I could be a death qualified juror now because I believe donald trump deserves the death penalty
car wheels on a gravel road is a christmas album
December 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
car wheels on a gravel road is a christmas album
twitter right now is awash in fake images purporting to be from Nolan's Odyssey, some AI generated, others just stills from other movies. this one has almost a million views, and you need privileges to see proposed community notes to see it's not real.
December 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
twitter right now is awash in fake images purporting to be from Nolan's Odyssey, some AI generated, others just stills from other movies. this one has almost a million views, and you need privileges to see proposed community notes to see it's not real.
saw a Nazi guy on twitter arguing that Hitler as an artist understood perspective better than Picasso
December 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
saw a Nazi guy on twitter arguing that Hitler as an artist understood perspective better than Picasso
sally, I have some magic beans to sell you. DM for details.
The Bari Weiss hysteria continues. Exactly what in "this piece isn't ready" and "try harder to get comment from the administration" constitutes the death of American journalism? www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
What Bari Weiss Got Right
And what she got wrong
www.theatlantic.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
sally, I have some magic beans to sell you. DM for details.
need suggestions for a game with local co-op, at least some rpg elements, and without a 1st or 3rd person camera that moves constantly (swinging cameras make my partner nauseated). I've already dug pretty deep on this, so the more obscure the better.
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
need suggestions for a game with local co-op, at least some rpg elements, and without a 1st or 3rd person camera that moves constantly (swinging cameras make my partner nauseated). I've already dug pretty deep on this, so the more obscure the better.
hold on. depending on the meaning of that gun emoji we should let him cook
![Elon Musk tweet: Feeling extra based today, might regret it later, but it feels so good [gun emoji, robot bicep emoji, sunglasses emoji]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiarktq2xunsptxruomoqogem4nedbskcqccedhejyg2skisyvqgqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
hold on. depending on the meaning of that gun emoji we should let him cook
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With the additional add on that even if someone did confess, there is a universal affirmative defense, available to any charge, of “I sincerely believed my conduct was legal at the time”
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
With the additional add on that even if someone did confess, there is a universal affirmative defense, available to any charge, of “I sincerely believed my conduct was legal at the time”
love being reminded that Eric Lipton thinks you prove intent by, I guess, cracking open the person's skull and seeing what the neurons are up to rather than through an obvious logical inference
Circling back
December 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
love being reminded that Eric Lipton thinks you prove intent by, I guess, cracking open the person's skull and seeing what the neurons are up to rather than through an obvious logical inference
hold up. graeme wood is only 46?
December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
hold up. graeme wood is only 46?
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"Non c'è modo di impedirlo", afferma l'unica nazione in cui questo accade regolarmente.
December 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"Non c'è modo di impedirlo", afferma l'unica nazione in cui questo accade regolarmente.
further proof that Desantis should be a Calabrian dirt farmer paying protection money to an 'Ndrangheta underboss while his mother spends all day wearing black and crying in the street because her favorite son was shot so many times by a rival crew that he needed a closed casket funeral
Something very funny about de santis praising Coolidge for “immigration.” Coolidge’s immigration policy was that people named de santis shouldn’t be allowed to come here bsky.app/profile/anth...
There’s like a dozen things that are wrong about this statement.
December 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
further proof that Desantis should be a Calabrian dirt farmer paying protection money to an 'Ndrangheta underboss while his mother spends all day wearing black and crying in the street because her favorite son was shot so many times by a rival crew that he needed a closed casket funeral
no it says here Lari Weiss
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
no it says here Lari Weiss