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Matt Keeter
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✨ Weird CAD and graphics research
⚙️ Embedded software and Rust
🌎 Cambridge, MA
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hello my talk is online now and you can watch it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxGx...

(it's pretty good IMHO)
Implicit Surfaces & Independent Research
YouTube video by Matt Keeter
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December 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
shout-out to the hospital guest wifi network, which blocks Github, Stack Overflow, and Reddit
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
“Fire Watch” (Connie Willis, 1982)
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
probably gonna get a lot of use out of this over the next few years
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
hell yeah
December 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
oh no, my phone has done an overnight update to Liquid Glass
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My “I ace the cognitive exams that my doctors keep giving me” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
wishing a happy "Advent of Code Difficulty Spike" day to those who celebrate
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I feel bad for @utopia-defer.red. But this is tremendous content.
we just figured out that this is the wrong show but we got let in regardless. im losing my mind.
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@theguardian.com's fundraising banner pairs exceptionally with the drunken raccoon photo
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
chat should I get Metroid Prime 4 or Kirby Air Riders?
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Just like Seasonal Affective Disorder, our photopolymer resins can be cured by sitting them down in front of a bright blue lamp for an hour or two"
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
it has been 7̶ 0 days since I have been on the Oxide podcast to talk about a Weird Bug
On brand, @ahl.bsky.social and I are picking this one up on the podcast today. Join us at 5p Pacific for a wild tale of death by uptime!
discord.gg/QrcKGTTPrF?e...
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
heartbroken to learn that Detroit's pro sports teams are the Lions, the Tigers, and the... Pistons??

they gotta do a name swap with the Chicago Bears ASAP
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
oh my god
(With apologies to Tim O'Brien)

"The things they carried were necessary because a faceless monster had come from another dimension and had murdered Barbara Holland. So they carried Realistic TRC-214 supercoms, bear traps, and a baseball bat with nails in it."
The Stranger Things They Carried
Mike carried Eggo waffles for a girl named Eleven. They were not love waffles, but Mike Sheets was hoping, so he carried the box of Eggos down the ...
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
please enjoy my alternate cover image for this week's podcast
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Declare (Tim Powers, 2000)
Nothing else is quite like the feeling of running into a gonzo paragraph like this one.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“yeah, the thing about working at oxide is that if you write a really bad show stopping bug you get punished by having to go on a podcast”

- @elizas.website
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
Do not click links and if you do DO NOT READ THE POETRY
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Reposted by Matt Keeter
Oxide is hiring in the embedded space. If you enjoy baffling choices by hardware vendors and debugging performance issues come join me.

oxide.computer/careers/sw-e...
Embedded Systems Engineer / Oxide
oxide.computer
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by Matt Keeter
incredible table of contents here
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
this is a personal attack
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Google Maps: "Okay, now jaywalk across the road and cut through the bank parking lot – hopefully it's not locked for the night!"
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM