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Matt Keeter
@mattkeeter.com
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✨ Weird CAD and graphics research
⚙️ Embedded software and Rust
🌎 Cambridge, MA
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good morning
Picture of text on a blue background, in the "Zohran for NYC", reading "Would you destroy a better world to save this one?" Generated using the tool at https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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A still frame from The Good Place, in which Janet hands Michael a cactus.
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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@bandcamp.com please figure out what day it is and let me download this album
Picture of the Bandcamp text, which still says "pre-order" and "releases November 7, 2025"
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Due to an unfortunate typo, I am participating in a “Get Out The Goat” program on this Election Day.
Picture of a small goat with his head poked through a fence, eating a leaf and staring directly into the camera with weird goat eyes Close-up picture of the same goat. The leaf has fallen to the ground.
November 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Items in the gift bag had a certain theme to the color scheme, I can’t quite put my finger on it…
Picture of a packet of hydration electrolytes. The pouch has horizontal stripes of blue / white / pink Picture of a packet of vegan gummy bears. The packet is aquamarine / beige / pink stripes
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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action shot from this weekend’s climbing competition
Picture of me (white male with dark hair) on a climbing wall, hanging from two holds slightly more than solder-width apart. I’m wearing an athletic shirt with a butterfly logo on the back.
November 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Jerry is catching strays from the new labeler
Picture of Jerry Chen’s profile, with a label reading “Posts a lot: more than 100 times yesterday”
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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after years of painstaking research, scientists have constructed the Worst Possible Slate for Cambridge City Council elections
Picture of a house with yard signs for Zion Sherin, Catherine Zusy, Robert Winters, John Hanratty, and Tim Flaherty
October 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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"dooh-ster"
Screenshot of a Reddit post with the title "How do people pronounce Dorchester?" The text of the post reads I was traveling to Boston and wondered how the locals refer to the area of Dorchester. I've heard Worcester is pronounced "wuh-ster" so I was wondering if there was something similar like "Dooh-ster" Please forgive my ignorance. [there are 377 comments]
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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lol
Screenshot of my Bluesky timeline, with the above post and then a post by @merrittk.com which is a text image reading “If enough of us do that, it’ll work. -Mel Gibson”
October 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Is this trailer using AI-generated footage? There are a bunch of weird visual artifacts, e.g. the telephone booth growing a tentacle around 0:19
Screenshot from the video, which shows a weird melted looking pay phone The same pay phone, with a weird tentacle blob growing from the top right corner
October 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Every day, Github's UI finds new ways to surprise and delight me.
Screenshot of Github. The "Sign in to GitHub" modal has invaded the top third of the screen, which is also trying to render a Github issues page. The search bar is 50% Copilot, to the point where the organization and repository names are cut off. A second Github logo is floating mysteriously at the tab bar.
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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oh no, the engagement-farming Resistance Liberals have found my dog picture
Screenshot of a bluesky profile reading 13.8K followers 9.8K following 2.8K posts Mom of three amazing daughters and two fur kids / Politics / Animals / All are created equal / Canadian who lives 10 minutes away from the American border/ Be a kind human… always ❤️ Liberal/Democrat 🇨🇦 Screenshot of a bluesky profile, reading 13.4K followers 13.3K following 23.6K posts Retired Navy Spook Spy Extraordinaire/Network Operations Specialist/Network Analyst/Private Security Officer. Twisted Mind of a Gun Control Advocate. Grandfather Screenshot of a bluesky profile reading 11.4K followers, 8.3K following, 298 posts Dog Mom, #VoteBlue, Save our Democracy 💙,🏳️‍🌈,dog rescuer, gardener, #RipCity, go Ducks! 🇺🇦,🚫DMs, 🚫porn, 🚫profile=no follow, no longer on X Picture of Patrick Star from Spongebob, staring at a set of eyes which are staring back at him from underneath the house. This is from a well-known scene where he declares "who ARE you people?"
October 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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“Do you know how fast you were going, sir?”
Photograph of a dog sitting in the drivers seat of a red car, looking guiltily at the camera
October 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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this is a sign of a high-quality project, right?
Screenshot of Github, with the "Discussions" tab selected. The title of the discussion is "Attention to all Haters". The username and repo are not visible in the screenshot, to discourage brigading.
October 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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confirmed, Jerry is a good poster
Screenshot of a search for “Jerry no”, with zero results
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Screenshot of a Reddit comment thread reading: AATroop • 3h ago Awesome work, but I actually need the 187th Fibonacci number. When can I expect that to be released? Tyilo OP • 3h ago When Rust 1.1337 adds u256 .
October 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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finally, some Good Code

crates.io/crates/fibon...
Screenshot of the fibonacci-numbers README, which reads: First install the version of this crate corresponding to the Fibonacci number you want to use: cargo add fibonacci-numbers@186 --rename fib186 Then you can use the VALUE constant to get its value: assert_eq!(fib186::VALUE, 332825110087067562321196029789634457848); Screenshot of the dependency list, which is fibonacci-numbers at versions 184 and 185.
October 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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y'all are missing the hottest yard sale of the season
Photograph of three signs, which are printed pieces of paper taped to a glass window. The first reads YARD SALE in a large sans-serif font, then has two columns of text with footnotes denoted by square brackets. The left column is Sunday [1] October 5 [2] 10а-4p. [3] 108 Beacon Street. [4] Somerville. [5] Massachusetts. [6] 02143. [7] The right colum reads Graphic Design Books. Art Books. Regular Books. Graphic Design Magazines. Regular Magazines. Type Specimens. Stuff We Don't Want. Things You Don't Need. My Old Blankie. [8] Bandages. The footnotes read 1. The golden clasp that binds together volume of the week. 2. The future. (Or, potentially, the past.) 3. Roughly. 4. The address of Katherine Small Gallery. 5. A city next to Cambridge and Boston. 6. Too long. Didn't read. 7. Not to be confused with 02129, 02141, 8. Also known as "Wubba Woobie." The middle sign reads $5 Books. $4 Books. $3 Books. $2 Mags. $1 Clams. The right-most sign reads YARD SALE. Sundy. 10-4. Here.
October 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Release Notes with Threatening Auras
Screenshot of an iTerm2 update window. The release notes include, among other things, "Handle antiviruses deleting random parts of the app more gracefully"
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Too Like the Lightning (2016)
Social media post by dandelion georgism @DolphinMossad Fully grown man floating in a vat of Tylenol-infused amnion, experiencing four hundred thousand autisms per second, directing American transit policy like Guild Navigator from Dune. 8:54AM Sep 26,2025 100.1K Views
September 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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did you know it's illegal to say the phrase "those stairs would—"
Screenshot of the "It's Illegal to Say" comedy sketch, with a white man in a white shirt and suit jacket staring intently into the camera.
September 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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the viral marketing for this game is out of control – a whole musical??
Picture of the playbill for Hadestown. The cover features a pale hand holding a red carnation.
September 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I’m not stalking you, I promise
Picture of the same archways, from underneath.
September 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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om nom nom nom
Photo of a tree eating the sign which labels what kind of tree it is
September 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM