Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!)
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FROM: reporter@nytimes.com
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
FROM: reporter@nytimes.com
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
The Whitest Katies U Know
this is just true though like guyssssssss it's been like this for years. you can't say the d word. you instead have to say normal things like "i hope you lose your right to healthcare and lose your job in the winter" which are acceptable insults even though they are also basically wishing death. duh
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Whitest Katies U Know
Reposted by Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!)
SOCIAL CLASSES ARE REPRODUCED UNDER A DICTATORSHIP OF THE BOURGEOISIE. THERE ARE NO BAD APPLES TO REMOVE FROM THE BUNCH— THE ENTIRE ELITE OF GLOBAL CAPITALISM ARE PERPETRATORS AND ACCOMPLICES TO CHILD RAPE AS A TEAM SPORT AS THEY MURDER THE BIOSPHERE TO SATE THE ABYSS OF THEIR NARCISSISTIC DEPRAVITY
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
SOCIAL CLASSES ARE REPRODUCED UNDER A DICTATORSHIP OF THE BOURGEOISIE. THERE ARE NO BAD APPLES TO REMOVE FROM THE BUNCH— THE ENTIRE ELITE OF GLOBAL CAPITALISM ARE PERPETRATORS AND ACCOMPLICES TO CHILD RAPE AS A TEAM SPORT AS THEY MURDER THE BIOSPHERE TO SATE THE ABYSS OF THEIR NARCISSISTIC DEPRAVITY
Nixon in Hell rn like “I knew I coulda stayed on”
the president raped children and his entire political party continues to actively cover it up
even if we can't throw him in jail for it he should resign in disgrace and so should all of them
even if we can't throw him in jail for it he should resign in disgrace and so should all of them
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Nixon in Hell rn like “I knew I coulda stayed on”
“Couldn’t be he was a thoroughly mediocre man who came of age during one of the biggest imperialist wars ever waged on Earth, fueled and emboldened by the casual racism he was raised in to blame others for why his life sucked and got together every other chump who did too, his brain was just broken”
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“Couldn’t be he was a thoroughly mediocre man who came of age during one of the biggest imperialist wars ever waged on Earth, fueled and emboldened by the casual racism he was raised in to blame others for why his life sucked and got together every other chump who did too, his brain was just broken”
Hey how come so many people like that Columbo feller
And I say again, the enduring appeal of many murder mystery stories is the notion that the rich and powerful can be made to pay any consequence at all for the horrendous crimes they commit in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hey how come so many people like that Columbo feller
He was eepy
a follow up question i have is why didn't joe biden say something?
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
He was eepy
Reposted by Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!)
is it really shocking that the paper obsessed with the abuse of trans children ran cover for the child rape president?
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
is it really shocking that the paper obsessed with the abuse of trans children ran cover for the child rape president?
Isn’t it cool that the senate gave up the only way they had to make these fuckers feel it to release information that was both widely known and about as politically consequential (if not less) than that time Obama asked for grey poupon On his hamburger
We already knew that Donald Trump was a pedophile rapist but his supporters don't care.
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Isn’t it cool that the senate gave up the only way they had to make these fuckers feel it to release information that was both widely known and about as politically consequential (if not less) than that time Obama asked for grey poupon On his hamburger
Lotta rich people need to be reminded that the law was the compromise society came to so people didn’t have permanent stuff happen to them walking down the street
The thing is, this is good for social stability and cohesion! Political and economic elites can either have normal consequences or they will ultimately get extraordinary consequences. That they are too stupid and shortsighted to understand this shouldn't keep the rest of us from understanding it
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Lotta rich people need to be reminded that the law was the compromise society came to so people didn’t have permanent stuff happen to them walking down the street
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one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
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MAGA guy solemnly modifying his well-worn K*LL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirt to say VOTE FOR YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
MAGA guy solemnly modifying his well-worn K*LL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirt to say VOTE FOR YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE
Lotta people admitting they don’t care if the president is a coward by still backing this lady (Harris) at this point
So, hey Libs, I know if I criticize your Comfort Neoliberal and point out she was a bad candidate who ran a bad campaign for a position as a leader she was unqualified to be you'll get mad. But here's Kamala implicitly admitting she didn't have the courage to be the leader she needed to be:
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Lotta people admitting they don’t care if the president is a coward by still backing this lady (Harris) at this point
Got some new extremely and verifiably underage girls for you to check out this week Don
Lovingly and Reminding You I Could Ruin You At Any Time With Hours of Video Footage,
Jeff “This is the Email I Signed Up For Netflix With“ Epstein
Lovingly and Reminding You I Could Ruin You At Any Time With Hours of Video Footage,
Jeff “This is the Email I Signed Up For Netflix With“ Epstein
instead they really were just writing "looking forward to doing pedophile stuff with you next week"
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Got some new extremely and verifiably underage girls for you to check out this week Don
Lovingly and Reminding You I Could Ruin You At Any Time With Hours of Video Footage,
Jeff “This is the Email I Signed Up For Netflix With“ Epstein
Lovingly and Reminding You I Could Ruin You At Any Time With Hours of Video Footage,
Jeff “This is the Email I Signed Up For Netflix With“ Epstein
I worked in a call center for auto insurance who happened to have a banking arm, meaning that if a hypothetically compromising person took me out for too nice of a lunch I could go to jail. Just thinking about that for no particular reason
Dereliction of responsibility by the court. It is so flagrantly illegal. www.huffpost.com/entry/us-wis...
Wisconsin Appeals Court Won't Stop Musk's $1 Million Payments To Voters After AG Sues
A Wisconsin appellate court has denied the state Democratic attorney general’s request to stop billionaire Elon Musk from handing over $1 million checks to two voters at a rally planned for Sunday, ju...
www.huffpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I worked in a call center for auto insurance who happened to have a banking arm, meaning that if a hypothetically compromising person took me out for too nice of a lunch I could go to jail. Just thinking about that for no particular reason
Wow he did it to impress another mushbrain podcaster
1. @jonfavs.bsky.social dared me to post this here.
2. sometimes fighting smart is more important than shouting FIGHT HARDER into the ether!
xoxoxo
2. sometimes fighting smart is more important than shouting FIGHT HARDER into the ether!
xoxoxo
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Wow he did it to impress another mushbrain podcaster
PikachonkHighHeels
NEW VIDEO !!!
about pokemon gen 1 and how its cute lil world flares up my imagination with all the cute lil things in it and how its laid out and presented :3
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqax...
about pokemon gen 1 and how its cute lil world flares up my imagination with all the cute lil things in it and how its laid out and presented :3
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqax...
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
PikachonkHighHeels
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this is the internal monologue of anyone older than me
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
this is the internal monologue of anyone older than me
Reposted by Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!)
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Benny Safdie as Crack Baby Bowser Jr
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Benny Safdie as Crack Baby Bowser Jr
Doing the 99 thrustees on that pussy
Pontificating on that pussy
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Doing the 99 thrustees on that pussy
Designated Survivor sequel series: Designated Kid Not Toucher
A fun exercise is thinking about how far down the presidential line of succession you'd have to go before you find someone who isn't involved in committing or covering up the most heinous crimes known to man. You have to impeach everyone until you get there
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Designated Survivor sequel series: Designated Kid Not Toucher
Reposted by Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!)
A fun exercise is thinking about how far down the presidential line of succession you'd have to go before you find someone who isn't involved in committing or covering up the most heinous crimes known to man. You have to impeach everyone until you get there
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A fun exercise is thinking about how far down the presidential line of succession you'd have to go before you find someone who isn't involved in committing or covering up the most heinous crimes known to man. You have to impeach everyone until you get there
WORD FOR WORD, BAR FOR BAR
-YoshiP on Infinity Nikki
-YoshiP on Infinity Nikki
If Square Enix released a similar '3D Platformer that looks like Kingdom Hearts and you do light crafting' game it'd go quadruple platinum, I assume there were some angry meetings when the game stealing their whole company's flow hit 20m players almost instantly
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
WORD FOR WORD, BAR FOR BAR
-YoshiP on Infinity Nikki
-YoshiP on Infinity Nikki