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Rafi
@therafischwartz.bsky.social
Co-owner: Discourse Blog. "One blogger" - The New York Times. Found at various points of time in: Rolling Stone, Mic, GOOD, Heeb. Splinter was a good website. I'll have the soup.

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Pretty sure he’s still known as Prince Andrew, too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Leave our breweries alone.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I bet the liberty mutual emu tastes great
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It's not clear from the text below, but if you watch the clip, Megyn is basically saying that she knew for years that he was into children, but is only now disgusted that it turns out he had CSAM on his computer, too. Just revolting apologia while Batya nods along like a clown.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Need a whistle? Take a whistle! All we ask is don't blow it near us. They're very shrill! 🤪
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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The problem with this tactic is that sooner or later MAGA world is going to need to trust that Kash Patel and JD Vance can say the word "ephebophile" at a press conference without making an oopsie. Bridge a little too far, imo.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Back already hurts reading graph 2
A few graphics showing how climate change is affecting the state. More in the story!
www.startribune.com/six-ways-min...
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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This could be the best or only example of a national act's album that has a Minneapolis song on one side and a Saint Paul song on the other:
"Rocket to Russia" (Ramones)
- "Cretin Hop" (St. Paul)
- "Surfin' Bird" (Minneapolis)
This Minneapolis-related track on Side 2 of the Ramones' "Rocket to Russia" album, is a twinned companion to "Cretin Hop," the lead track on Side 1, an homage to Cretin Avenue in Saint Paul.
#rockfacts #localangle
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Showed this to a coworker who said she was trying to come up with a response, but that the whole post is just "dazzle camouflage for the mind" that's left her speechless.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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The only presidential election Democrats have won in the past three cycles was the one where everyone worked from home
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Well, i don't know about you, but i'm rested assured.
I just remembered this from Glenn Kessler 3 months ago
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The problem with this tactic is that sooner or later MAGA world is going to need to trust that Kash Patel and JD Vance can say the word "ephebophile" at a press conference without making an oopsie. Bridge a little too far, imo.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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It is of course among the least appalling things about the emails, but lol at Epstein using the big long privilege footer that has precisely as much legal force as your aunt posting on Facebook that she doesn’t give Meta permission to use her photos or whatever
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“Dearest jeffrey, my thoughts are with you and your diminished harem in these difficult times”

o k, thank u. (zbigniew brezezinski, mnuchin, boss)- - all good fun : for next time? btw hope u enjoyed special “treat” last week [YOUNG!! ;)]

“My beloved friend, also I have named a hospital for you”
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +

DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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So do I, space-born jellyfish, you ain’t special.
Also, very important:
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I think it's really cool that every single person on earth seems to have gone indiscriminately crazy in completely unique and impenetrable ways this week. Bodes well.
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
second verse, same as the first
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A good thing would be if the washington press corps asked every single republican lawmaker with children if they'd leave them alone in a room with the president or not.
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
okay new york times, whatever you say
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I trust dan on this
i saw an old friend this weekend who told me that platner had been a bartender in d.c. when she lived there and would always chat her up because he knew she was from maine, and that he is completely full of shit, especially about the tattoo, and to not trust a word out of his mouth lol
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
if there's a history ahead of us to look forward toward, "dog that hasn't barked" is going to be one of those phrases that outlasts us all.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM