jeremy kaplowitz
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nyc "comedian"
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i've never seen a photo of MrBeast that doesn't look like something a lizard person conspiracy theorist would spend 100 hours zooming into the eyes of for evidence of shape-shifting
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
i've never seen a photo of MrBeast that doesn't look like something a lizard person conspiracy theorist would spend 100 hours zooming into the eyes of for evidence of shape-shifting
some truly incredible Quora user names this episode youtu.be/mp6iSBRk9vc
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
some truly incredible Quora user names this episode youtu.be/mp6iSBRk9vc
i just know the second i say "oh that's cool" i'm gonna see another post saying that this is completely made up
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
i just know the second i say "oh that's cool" i'm gonna see another post saying that this is completely made up
my conspiracy theory is that the Paul brothers got into boxing just so that they could say they have CTE as an excuse for when they're so fucking stupid
i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
my conspiracy theory is that the Paul brothers got into boxing just so that they could say they have CTE as an excuse for when they're so fucking stupid
it's very funny to be one of the world's most famous musicians and have a tattoo of an instrument. super corny but who can say you haven't earned it
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
it's very funny to be one of the world's most famous musicians and have a tattoo of an instrument. super corny but who can say you haven't earned it
Conservative Finally Understands Allyship After Attending Pro-Billionaire Rally
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Conservative Finally Understands Allyship After Attending Pro-Billionaire Rally
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ok i'll stop but this one is my favorite
February 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
ok i'll stop but this one is my favorite
when i got to make a web series for adult swim a few year ago (The Hamlet Factory) this is some of the concept art that Phil and i drew for our terrific animator Jackie Gorman
February 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
when i got to make a web series for adult swim a few year ago (The Hamlet Factory) this is some of the concept art that Phil and i drew for our terrific animator Jackie Gorman
jd vance to his wife
February 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
jd vance to his wife
i never watched Northernlion and it just didn't register to me, for years, that his name was the two words "northern" and "lion." like i only just found out a few months ago that it wasn't a gibberish word pronounced like this
February 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
i never watched Northernlion and it just didn't register to me, for years, that his name was the two words "northern" and "lion." like i only just found out a few months ago that it wasn't a gibberish word pronounced like this
dems should just push Medicare for All through congress and call it TrumpCare
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
dems should just push Medicare for All through congress and call it TrumpCare
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democracy dies in the darkness patreon.com/quorators
February 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
democracy dies in the darkness patreon.com/quorators
my buddy Joe let me say one word in his new cartoon. go give him an instagram like, he craves attention: www.instagram.com/p/DUV4nuXjmSY/
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
my buddy Joe let me say one word in his new cartoon. go give him an instagram like, he craves attention: www.instagram.com/p/DUV4nuXjmSY/
someone is impersonating me on discord and i'm finding it extremely annoying. so congratulations to whoever is doing it, if it is one of my enemies
February 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
someone is impersonating me on discord and i'm finding it extremely annoying. so congratulations to whoever is doing it, if it is one of my enemies
shame this man 👇
On a recent recording I said the smurfs cannot be gay because they are bugs. My research after the fact has shown bugs are all kinds of gay all the time and bug mode as well. I now retract these statements. It is time to listen and learn 🎓
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
shame this man 👇
i played blood on the clocktower in this hit youtube video
Check out the first of our new series of Blood on the Clocktower
youtu.be/83fsAKv_9WQ
youtu.be/83fsAKv_9WQ
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
i played blood on the clocktower in this hit youtube video
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Reposted by jeremy kaplowitz
if Trump runs for an illegal third term, i need the democrats to try and stop him, and not rub their hands together, like "he he he how unpopular! now he'll *definitely* lose to our candidate...liz cheney!"
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
if Trump runs for an illegal third term, i need the democrats to try and stop him, and not rub their hands together, like "he he he how unpopular! now he'll *definitely* lose to our candidate...liz cheney!"
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February 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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there's something extremely american about making nazi 'The Office' memes
THREAD 🧵:
The Epstein files are real. The antisemitism they're fueling is also real.
And right now, the second part is getting almost no attention.
The Epstein files are real. The antisemitism they're fueling is also real.
And right now, the second part is getting almost no attention.
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
there's something extremely american about making nazi 'The Office' memes
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i am so sick of seeing male nudity in movies
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
i am so sick of seeing male nudity in movies
i got it backwards 3 years ago
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
i got it backwards 3 years ago
if a band has at least 5 albums, but you can prove you've been a fan since the first one, you should get discounted tickets
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
if a band has at least 5 albums, but you can prove you've been a fan since the first one, you should get discounted tickets
i am so sick of seeing male nudity in movies
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
i am so sick of seeing male nudity in movies
the government should release Noam Chomsky's emails too so that people can see me asking him to be on my Mario podcast in 2017
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
the government should release Noam Chomsky's emails too so that people can see me asking him to be on my Mario podcast in 2017