jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple")
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jomny sun was an early big twitter account who made like cutesy/wholesome "aliebn" comics with lowercase letters and misspellings and such. imo it's funny to imagine that juxtaposed to the scary violence of the guy in Bugonia who kidnaps Emma Stone bc he thinks she is an alien destroying the planet
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
jomny sun was an early big twitter account who made like cutesy/wholesome "aliebn" comics with lowercase letters and misspellings and such. imo it's funny to imagine that juxtaposed to the scary violence of the guy in Bugonia who kidnaps Emma Stone bc he thinks she is an alien destroying the planet
in the newest episode of the Quorators bonus podcast, we learn about this cool southern lady who has a ton of insane outfits and discusses ghosts. check that shit out at patreon.com/quorators
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
in the newest episode of the Quorators bonus podcast, we learn about this cool southern lady who has a ton of insane outfits and discusses ghosts. check that shit out at patreon.com/quorators
that's crazy, i matched with him on nyc grindr (we're both straight, but were doing voter outreach)
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
that's crazy, i matched with him on nyc grindr (we're both straight, but were doing voter outreach)
really inspiring victory speech by Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
really inspiring victory speech by Zohran
very excited to announce that Quorators will be opening for the great Well There's Your Problem podcast for two nights in Philly next month
what does a podcast opening for another podcast look like? these are the types of questions we will bravely answer for roughly 30 minutes two nights in a row
what does a podcast opening for another podcast look like? these are the types of questions we will bravely answer for roughly 30 minutes two nights in a row
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
very excited to announce that Quorators will be opening for the great Well There's Your Problem podcast for two nights in Philly next month
what does a podcast opening for another podcast look like? these are the types of questions we will bravely answer for roughly 30 minutes two nights in a row
what does a podcast opening for another podcast look like? these are the types of questions we will bravely answer for roughly 30 minutes two nights in a row
there's a chess set in the window of a store in my neighborhood that has been set up wrong for months, and it stresses me out so much i've been considering pretending i'm gonna buy it so i can fix the pieces
November 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
there's a chess set in the window of a store in my neighborhood that has been set up wrong for months, and it stresses me out so much i've been considering pretending i'm gonna buy it so i can fix the pieces
NYC mayor Eric Adams visiting constituents in Brooklyn amidst flooding
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
NYC mayor Eric Adams visiting constituents in Brooklyn amidst flooding
people do not understand the movie Fight Club
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
people do not understand the movie Fight Club
also i spent a lot of time turning this pic into a thumbnail and i think that's very funny for some reason
October 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
also i spent a lot of time turning this pic into a thumbnail and i think that's very funny for some reason
i feel like this guy would say i don't count as jewish, but if i was killed by a drunk driver, he'd call it an "antisemitic attack"
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i feel like this guy would say i don't count as jewish, but if i was killed by a drunk driver, he'd call it an "antisemitic attack"
going to a halloween party dressed as "me back when i had hair"
October 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
going to a halloween party dressed as "me back when i had hair"
another flip flop from Cuomo 🙄
October 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
another flip flop from Cuomo 🙄
when i accidentally knock over the thimbles a fourth time
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
when i accidentally knock over the thimbles a fourth time
navigating the halls of the Senate like
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
navigating the halls of the Senate like
this is disqualifying. i will never vote for someone who gets a drunk tattoo
October 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
this is disqualifying. i will never vote for someone who gets a drunk tattoo
I'm jewish but I will never go to Israel
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm jewish but I will never go to Israel
I can't separate the art from the artist
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I can't separate the art from the artist
sorry to post an exchange from evil website x dot com but i am proud of this comeback and i think it should win some sort of Good Comeback award
October 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
sorry to post an exchange from evil website x dot com but i am proud of this comeback and i think it should win some sort of Good Comeback award
today on the Quorators bonus feed, we read (really dumb) spooky stories on reddit and discuss how Theo Von said he is afraid to be alone with women (real) www.patreon.com/Quorators
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
today on the Quorators bonus feed, we read (really dumb) spooky stories on reddit and discuss how Theo Von said he is afraid to be alone with women (real) www.patreon.com/Quorators
calling Sarah Squirm's snl character "jewface" is so funny. she is literally jewish! that's her real face! it's like getting mad at Kenan Thompson for doing "blackface" lmao
October 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
calling Sarah Squirm's snl character "jewface" is so funny. she is literally jewish! that's her real face! it's like getting mad at Kenan Thompson for doing "blackface" lmao