jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple")
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jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
· Oct 3
CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!
YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor
www.youtube.com
it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"
ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin
ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin
hey, my fellow hivemind partners and i noticed you from across the bar..... we were wondering if you'd wanna merge consciousnesses with us 😏
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
hey, my fellow hivemind partners and i noticed you from across the bar..... we were wondering if you'd wanna merge consciousnesses with us 😏
this was a really fun one! lotta riffs and tangents if you like your podcast riffy and tangenty
NEW QUORATORS w/ the lovely ALLEN STRICKLAND WILLIAMS!
it's all FOOD QUESTIONS this week. stuff like "I ate 36 grilled cheese sandwiches and now I'm stuck on the toilet. Am I going to die?"
put it in your BELLY at youtu.be/DqGaQg_YcBQ
it's all FOOD QUESTIONS this week. stuff like "I ate 36 grilled cheese sandwiches and now I'm stuck on the toilet. Am I going to die?"
put it in your BELLY at youtu.be/DqGaQg_YcBQ
Delicious Delights w/ Allen Strickland Williams // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
this was a really fun one! lotta riffs and tangents if you like your podcast riffy and tangenty
anyway
sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
anyway
does anyone else feel like 100% of stock photos are gonna be AI in like the next year
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
does anyone else feel like 100% of stock photos are gonna be AI in like the next year
making a version of Bugonia where jomny sun keeps someone chained up in his basement because he's convinced she's an aliebn
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
making a version of Bugonia where jomny sun keeps someone chained up in his basement because he's convinced she's an aliebn
more people live in Bushwick than South Bend
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
more people live in Bushwick than South Bend
Reposted by jeremy kaplowitz
i love a good "insane police officer" reddit post
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i love a good "insane police officer" reddit post
Reposted by jeremy kaplowitz
Toy Story 4 pinball machine takes a picture when you lose apparently
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Toy Story 4 pinball machine takes a picture when you lose apparently
Reposted by jeremy kaplowitz
From our episode with Chris Wade youtube.com/watch?v=D5Re3RvhDz0
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
From our episode with Chris Wade youtube.com/watch?v=D5Re3RvhDz0
being on my wife's healthcare makes me feel like a nepo husband
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
being on my wife's healthcare makes me feel like a nepo husband
commenting "i really hope this is satire..." on my friend's wedding photos
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
commenting "i really hope this is satire..." on my friend's wedding photos
in the newest episode of the Quorators bonus podcast, we learn about this cool southern lady who has a ton of insane outfits and discusses ghosts. check that shit out at patreon.com/quorators
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
in the newest episode of the Quorators bonus podcast, we learn about this cool southern lady who has a ton of insane outfits and discusses ghosts. check that shit out at patreon.com/quorators
that's crazy, i matched with him on nyc grindr (we're both straight, but were doing voter outreach)
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
that's crazy, i matched with him on nyc grindr (we're both straight, but were doing voter outreach)
as a Jew living in New York City, I've never been more terrified. I've decided to start writing a diary in the event that I die in a new holocaust, so that it can be published and become massively popular/celebrated. it's called The Diary of a Young (32-Year-Old) Man. it is extremely sexual
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
as a Jew living in New York City, I've never been more terrified. I've decided to start writing a diary in the event that I die in a new holocaust, so that it can be published and become massively popular/celebrated. it's called The Diary of a Young (32-Year-Old) Man. it is extremely sexual
MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
should i go to Turkey and ask for Kurt Cobain hair implants
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
should i go to Turkey and ask for Kurt Cobain hair implants
Reposted by jeremy kaplowitz
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by jeremy kaplowitz
Reposted by jeremy kaplowitz
we went to philadelphia (chip shop) to make an important announcement
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRL4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRL4...
A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM NOVA AND ROZ
YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
we went to philadelphia (chip shop) to make an important announcement
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRL4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRL4...
really inspiring victory speech by Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
really inspiring victory speech by Zohran
wtf two hours into being mayor and Zohran has already passed a measure saying that Bernie would have won the 2016 election???
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
wtf two hours into being mayor and Zohran has already passed a measure saying that Bernie would have won the 2016 election???
they're saying in the news that Zohran won because of my posts
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
they're saying in the news that Zohran won because of my posts