TVs Alex Ptak
@tvsalexptak.bsky.social
Famous Host of Quorators Podcast and Personal Trainer
On a recent recording I said the smurfs cannot be gay because they are bugs. My research after the fact has shown bugs are all kinds of gay all the time and bug mode as well. I now retract these statements. It is time to listen and learn 🎓
February 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
On a recent recording I said the smurfs cannot be gay because they are bugs. My research after the fact has shown bugs are all kinds of gay all the time and bug mode as well. I now retract these statements. It is time to listen and learn 🎓
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NEW QUORATORS w/ BRYAN QUINBY!
→ How can I seduce a man with dance?
→ What does the phrase 'getting strange' mean?
→ If giantesses were real, would you like date them? Would you date a 10', a 50', or even a 1,000' or a mile tall giantess?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/naE16BVROiI
→ How can I seduce a man with dance?
→ What does the phrase 'getting strange' mean?
→ If giantesses were real, would you like date them? Would you date a 10', a 50', or even a 1,000' or a mile tall giantess?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/naE16BVROiI
Seduction w/ Bryan Quinby // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
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February 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
NEW QUORATORS w/ BRYAN QUINBY!
→ How can I seduce a man with dance?
→ What does the phrase 'getting strange' mean?
→ If giantesses were real, would you like date them? Would you date a 10', a 50', or even a 1,000' or a mile tall giantess?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/naE16BVROiI
→ How can I seduce a man with dance?
→ What does the phrase 'getting strange' mean?
→ If giantesses were real, would you like date them? Would you date a 10', a 50', or even a 1,000' or a mile tall giantess?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/naE16BVROiI
From: CAP’N CRUNCH
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Milk Sea
Date: Wednesday, 3 March 2010
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Can I reach your island on the sea og milk? Can’t wait 2 CRUNCH
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Milk Sea
Date: Wednesday, 3 March 2010
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Can I reach your island on the sea og milk? Can’t wait 2 CRUNCH
February 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
From: CAP’N CRUNCH
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Milk Sea
Date: Wednesday, 3 March 2010
—————————-
Can I reach your island on the sea og milk? Can’t wait 2 CRUNCH
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Milk Sea
Date: Wednesday, 3 March 2010
—————————-
Can I reach your island on the sea og milk? Can’t wait 2 CRUNCH
Baby 1 year old now. All limbs intact. Please clap.
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Baby 1 year old now. All limbs intact. Please clap.
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NEW QUORATORS w/ @dono.bsky.social!
this week we read iTunes reviews of the Quora app and you will not be surprised to discover that they are completely insane. it is unclear what these people think they are even typing into. 5 stars
GO LISTEN youtu.be/3wQYsoNc_0E
this week we read iTunes reviews of the Quora app and you will not be surprised to discover that they are completely insane. it is unclear what these people think they are even typing into. 5 stars
GO LISTEN youtu.be/3wQYsoNc_0E
Quora iTunes Reviews w/ Donovan Eyre // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
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January 26, 2026 at 5:43 PM
NEW QUORATORS w/ @dono.bsky.social!
this week we read iTunes reviews of the Quora app and you will not be surprised to discover that they are completely insane. it is unclear what these people think they are even typing into. 5 stars
GO LISTEN youtu.be/3wQYsoNc_0E
this week we read iTunes reviews of the Quora app and you will not be surprised to discover that they are completely insane. it is unclear what these people think they are even typing into. 5 stars
GO LISTEN youtu.be/3wQYsoNc_0E
ANY MEDIA GUY: people are pretty mad at the border patrol this week Greg. Any thoughts?
GREG BOVINO DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA:
GREG BOVINO DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA:
January 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
ANY MEDIA GUY: people are pretty mad at the border patrol this week Greg. Any thoughts?
GREG BOVINO DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA:
GREG BOVINO DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA:
I just look at the state of the world and sometimes it feels like I’M the big chungus
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I just look at the state of the world and sometimes it feels like I’M the big chungus
Bruh moment: my finger is stuck in a dyke preventing a flood from destroying the town
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Bruh moment: my finger is stuck in a dyke preventing a flood from destroying the town
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i am not above doing a lil Am I The Asshole podcasting over at patreon.com/quorators
January 20, 2026 at 11:50 PM
i am not above doing a lil Am I The Asshole podcasting over at patreon.com/quorators
Shoutout to letters. Keep forming words and numbers of Super Bowl!
January 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Shoutout to letters. Keep forming words and numbers of Super Bowl!
Charlie XCX is a great way to introduce 8% of the alphabet to a gay child
January 20, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Charlie XCX is a great way to introduce 8% of the alphabet to a gay child
In October 2020 I was cut out of my car on the highway and tortured in a secret prison for not getting a Pfizer booster
January 20, 2026 at 5:32 PM
In October 2020 I was cut out of my car on the highway and tortured in a secret prison for not getting a Pfizer booster
My baby has been sick for the past 20 days and it is tearing this country apart
January 19, 2026 at 11:10 PM
My baby has been sick for the past 20 days and it is tearing this country apart
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found a really good review of my podcast
January 19, 2026 at 6:38 PM
found a really good review of my podcast
Dr King would hate to see what has become of the Department of Homeland Security he so loved
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Dr King would hate to see what has become of the Department of Homeland Security he so loved
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When Europeans threaten to start world war 3 it is copying, it is being a copy cat, and worst of all it is cringe
January 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
When Europeans threaten to start world war 3 it is copying, it is being a copy cat, and worst of all it is cringe
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Erika Kirk seen fucking Dogbert
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Erika Kirk seen fucking Dogbert
Scott Adams is being deployed to Minneapolis as part of chud make a wish
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Scott Adams is being deployed to Minneapolis as part of chud make a wish
Somebody should run on just undoing all the 9/11 stuff. It's functionally August 2001 now. Get right on the plane. No ICE. Zoolander coming soon.
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Somebody should run on just undoing all the 9/11 stuff. It's functionally August 2001 now. Get right on the plane. No ICE. Zoolander coming soon.
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NEW QUORATORS w/ the lovely @birdrespecter.bsky.social!
→ Why is being streetwise not more highly regarded?
→ Why some girls has no civic sense?
→ How can I make my bones very strong? Will hitting them against hard surfaces work?
AND SO MUCH MORE! GO LISTEN:
youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0
→ Why is being streetwise not more highly regarded?
→ Why some girls has no civic sense?
→ How can I make my bones very strong? Will hitting them against hard surfaces work?
AND SO MUCH MORE! GO LISTEN:
youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0
Villains Mindset w/ Caleb from Kill The Computer // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
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January 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
NEW QUORATORS w/ the lovely @birdrespecter.bsky.social!
→ Why is being streetwise not more highly regarded?
→ Why some girls has no civic sense?
→ How can I make my bones very strong? Will hitting them against hard surfaces work?
AND SO MUCH MORE! GO LISTEN:
youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0
→ Why is being streetwise not more highly regarded?
→ Why some girls has no civic sense?
→ How can I make my bones very strong? Will hitting them against hard surfaces work?
AND SO MUCH MORE! GO LISTEN:
youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0
It's times like these I'm glad I chose to be a Chinese spy
January 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
It's times like these I'm glad I chose to be a Chinese spy
Greenland if you give us all of your rare minerals we promise to send over our fat nazi guys to just go crazy over there
January 8, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Greenland if you give us all of your rare minerals we promise to send over our fat nazi guys to just go crazy over there
It’s shooting random people in the face Michael. How much could it cost? 30 billion dollars?
January 7, 2026 at 11:02 PM
It’s shooting random people in the face Michael. How much could it cost? 30 billion dollars?
First as tragedy. Then as farce. Then a 3rd time with a kind of #randomsauce ADD girl feeling to it
January 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
First as tragedy. Then as farce. Then a 3rd time with a kind of #randomsauce ADD girl feeling to it