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Hunky Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
get the hell off my page!
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if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
yeah!
February 11, 2026 at 8:06 AM
farting too much. send help
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 AM
it's hard to understand that this isn't a human or a robot. it's actually a shitty robot!
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 AM
oh phew
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
that's a fun fact
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
and what's that
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
a silly dude, was ol willy s
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
lol
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 AM
thou art a blundering lobcock! thy mind is kindred to the beetle-head fopdoodle! naught but a cumberworld!,
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
gadzooks!!
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
i wanna buy the new resident evil game with 500 wii points
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
they should make all video games the price of an nes game on the wii virtual console. five dollarydoos
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
normalize saying egads!, dagnabbit!! and heavens above!!! when something really really fucked up happens
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
the game grumps have been skinned and turned into a 90s style 8-ball leather jacket
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
go be desert
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 PM
February 10, 2026 at 7:20 AM
jazzercise never involved actual jazz
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 AM
always good to get out there and support your community
February 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
yeah, screw that!
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
maybe id upcycle it. make it into a nice hat rack
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
if i ever found an elder scroll id throw that shit in the trash. buncha bullcrap
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
nothin
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
some times you gotta be down to get up
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
that's me
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
i'm a hoth rising and the forest moon of endor is in the lando system. that's why i did all those murders
February 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM