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Hunky Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
· Sep 27
if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
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The abdominal snowma'am
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The abdominal snowma'am
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spin kicking your ass in the dancing peanut vans
February 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
spin kicking your ass in the dancing peanut vans
mandela effect: george w bush never had a third head
February 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
mandela effect: george w bush never had a third head
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the valentine guy was a patron saint of a buncha things, including beekeepers. let's just just celebrate bees and those who keep them every 14th of february
February 15, 2024 at 12:19 AM
the valentine guy was a patron saint of a buncha things, including beekeepers. let's just just celebrate bees and those who keep them every 14th of february
it's lukes guys walker
February 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
it's lukes guys walker
horoscope: the no-reason-boner fairy will visit you today at the most inopportune time
February 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
horoscope: the no-reason-boner fairy will visit you today at the most inopportune time
a fun name for a dog is doctor
February 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
a fun name for a dog is doctor
🎶 i backed into a cop car the other day, he shot me in the head, hey that's not ok🎶
February 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
🎶 i backed into a cop car the other day, he shot me in the head, hey that's not ok🎶
scrubs is coming back soon. ʸᵃʸ.
February 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
scrubs is coming back soon. ʸᵃʸ.
bring back chudler posting
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
bring back chudler posting
get down from there
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
get down from there
got 27.99 bucks plus money for shipping and handling? if so, you can get yourself a stormtrooper with a poop leg
February 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
got 27.99 bucks plus money for shipping and handling? if so, you can get yourself a stormtrooper with a poop leg
beavers have introduced legislation that will outlaw running water
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
beavers have introduced legislation that will outlaw running water
yeah, don't you??
Don't you care, you cocksucker?
February 13, 2026 at 10:06 AM
yeah, don't you??
thy manner and speak betrays thyself as the foulest of bedlamites. thou should strive to have a normality in thy outward constitution, so as to not put wrong the nose of the commoner
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 AM
thy manner and speak betrays thyself as the foulest of bedlamites. thou should strive to have a normality in thy outward constitution, so as to not put wrong the nose of the commoner
{*inarticulate david byrne noises*}
February 13, 2026 at 6:39 AM
{*inarticulate david byrne noises*}
i feel like half the planet makes references i don't get cuz ive never seen a goku dragan ball or a naruto
February 13, 2026 at 6:03 AM
i feel like half the planet makes references i don't get cuz ive never seen a goku dragan ball or a naruto
"here's a robot that will use ai to badly fuck up folding your laundry! and pretty soon people will be living on the moon!" no, fuck you, robot go on moon and people go on earth! that's what space god intended!
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
"here's a robot that will use ai to badly fuck up folding your laundry! and pretty soon people will be living on the moon!" no, fuck you, robot go on moon and people go on earth! that's what space god intended!
ice cream cone but instead of ice cream it's mashed potatoes
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
ice cream cone but instead of ice cream it's mashed potatoes