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Hunky Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
· Sep 27
if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
get down from there
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
get down from there
got 27.99 bucks plus money for shipping and handling? if so, you can get yourself a stormtrooper with a poop leg
February 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
got 27.99 bucks plus money for shipping and handling? if so, you can get yourself a stormtrooper with a poop leg
beavers have introduced legislation that will outlaw running water
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
beavers have introduced legislation that will outlaw running water
yeah, don't you??
Don't you care, you cocksucker?
February 13, 2026 at 10:06 AM
yeah, don't you??
thy manner and speak betrays thyself as the foulest of bedlamites. thou should strive to have a normality in thy outward constitution, so as to not put wrong the nose of the commoner
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 AM
thy manner and speak betrays thyself as the foulest of bedlamites. thou should strive to have a normality in thy outward constitution, so as to not put wrong the nose of the commoner
{*inarticulate david byrne noises*}
February 13, 2026 at 6:39 AM
{*inarticulate david byrne noises*}
i feel like half the planet makes references i don't get cuz ive never seen a goku dragan ball or a naruto
February 13, 2026 at 6:03 AM
i feel like half the planet makes references i don't get cuz ive never seen a goku dragan ball or a naruto
"here's a robot that will use ai to badly fuck up folding your laundry! and pretty soon people will be living on the moon!" no, fuck you, robot go on moon and people go on earth! that's what space god intended!
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
"here's a robot that will use ai to badly fuck up folding your laundry! and pretty soon people will be living on the moon!" no, fuck you, robot go on moon and people go on earth! that's what space god intended!
ice cream cone but instead of ice cream it's mashed potatoes
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
ice cream cone but instead of ice cream it's mashed potatoes
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February 12, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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this hood guy's first name is robin yet he's a fox? make it make sense
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 AM
this hood guy's first name is robin yet he's a fox? make it make sense
goddammit
Remedy announces new CEO Jean-Charles Gaudechon
• Former sports betting exec
• Prior to that steered live-service operations at EA
• Aims to 'scale Remedy in a way that builds lasting value'
• Former sports betting exec
• Prior to that steered live-service operations at EA
• Aims to 'scale Remedy in a way that builds lasting value'
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 AM
goddammit
Iᴛ's ᴀ
𝗖𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡
...ᴵᴺ ʸᴼᵁᴿ ᴹᴼᵁᵀᴴ...
𝗖𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡
...ᴵᴺ ʸᴼᵁᴿ ᴹᴼᵁᵀᴴ...
February 12, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Iᴛ's ᴀ
𝗖𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡
...ᴵᴺ ʸᴼᵁᴿ ᴹᴼᵁᵀᴴ...
𝗖𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡
...ᴵᴺ ʸᴼᵁᴿ ᴹᴼᵁᵀᴴ...
thinkin about claudia black
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 AM
thinkin about claudia black
pov: you're scully and the fox wants boing boing
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
pov: you're scully and the fox wants boing boing
this is your new assistant manager. he is a some sort of orange cyborg beaver and he WILL cut you. good luck with the lunch rush!
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
this is your new assistant manager. he is a some sort of orange cyborg beaver and he WILL cut you. good luck with the lunch rush!
after hearing that many of their mentors were on the epstein list, paleontologists are saying fuck it, nothing matters anymore. we're calling this one douglas, who gives a shit
February 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
after hearing that many of their mentors were on the epstein list, paleontologists are saying fuck it, nothing matters anymore. we're calling this one douglas, who gives a shit
Reposted by Hunky Kong
Thinkin bout a goblin with a revolver the size of his arm and feeling the nirvanic bliss of the Buddha
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Thinkin bout a goblin with a revolver the size of his arm and feeling the nirvanic bliss of the Buddha
farting too much. send help
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 AM
farting too much. send help
thou art a blundering lobcock! thy mind is kindred to the beetle-head fopdoodle! naught but a cumberworld!,
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
thou art a blundering lobcock! thy mind is kindred to the beetle-head fopdoodle! naught but a cumberworld!,
they should make all video games the price of an nes game on the wii virtual console. five dollarydoos
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
they should make all video games the price of an nes game on the wii virtual console. five dollarydoos
normalize saying egads!, dagnabbit!! and heavens above!!! when something really really fucked up happens
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
normalize saying egads!, dagnabbit!! and heavens above!!! when something really really fucked up happens