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Hunky Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
· Sep 27
if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
never been angry coming out of a movie theater. disappointed, sure, but not angry. i got out of the house, sat in a dark room for a few hours, chilled out. movies suck sometime, whatever
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
never been angry coming out of a movie theater. disappointed, sure, but not angry. i got out of the house, sat in a dark room for a few hours, chilled out. movies suck sometime, whatever
these tech bros using multiple claude agents are acting like they're on the damn limitless pill when all they're doing is churning out tons of shitty code for software no one is probably gonna use
February 18, 2026 at 10:09 PM
these tech bros using multiple claude agents are acting like they're on the damn limitless pill when all they're doing is churning out tons of shitty code for software no one is probably gonna use
breaking bad-jamin
February 18, 2026 at 10:06 PM
breaking bad-jamin
what's all this about tommy tallarico
February 18, 2026 at 4:35 PM
what's all this about tommy tallarico
society has moved past the need for a shia labeouf
February 18, 2026 at 11:06 AM
society has moved past the need for a shia labeouf
jawn 3:16. for god so loved the world that he gave us wawa, the cheese steak, and wooder ice
February 18, 2026 at 7:23 AM
jawn 3:16. for god so loved the world that he gave us wawa, the cheese steak, and wooder ice
you don't have to be a music nerd, just a transformer nerd
The problem is if you answer Dare To Be Stupid you out yourself as a wretched music nerd but you are also correct
you are all fools the REAL music question that will cause intergenerational warfare on bluesky is actually: what is weird al's signature song?
February 18, 2026 at 4:34 AM
you don't have to be a music nerd, just a transformer nerd
the name's lichen. lichen subscribe
February 18, 2026 at 3:03 AM
the name's lichen. lichen subscribe
lucasfilm: here's the mandolorian and grugu!
fans: what's it about?
lucasfilm: (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ mandolorian and grugu!! ♥
fans: what happens in this motion picture?
lucasfilm:
🐣💔 ⓜ𝔸𝐍𝓓ⓞˡ𝕆яⒾαŇ ΔｎⒹ 𝔾я𝔲𝓖Ữ!! ♡♖
fans: what's it about?
lucasfilm: (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ mandolorian and grugu!! ♥
fans: what happens in this motion picture?
lucasfilm:
🐣💔 ⓜ𝔸𝐍𝓓ⓞˡ𝕆яⒾαŇ ΔｎⒹ 𝔾я𝔲𝓖Ữ!! ♡♖
February 18, 2026 at 1:44 AM
lucasfilm: here's the mandolorian and grugu!
fans: what's it about?
lucasfilm: (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ mandolorian and grugu!! ♥
fans: what happens in this motion picture?
lucasfilm:
🐣💔 ⓜ𝔸𝐍𝓓ⓞˡ𝕆яⒾαŇ ΔｎⒹ 𝔾я𝔲𝓖Ữ!! ♡♖
fans: what's it about?
lucasfilm: (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ mandolorian and grugu!! ♥
fans: what happens in this motion picture?
lucasfilm:
🐣💔 ⓜ𝔸𝐍𝓓ⓞˡ𝕆яⒾαŇ ΔｎⒹ 𝔾я𝔲𝓖Ữ!! ♡♖
never got an answer for this
bought yakuza zero a while ago and tried - several times - to get into it. but after a few hours i give up. i like the fighting, but the neverending cut scenes and annoying rhythm game sections ruin it for me. are all the games like this? so many people on here are over the moon for this series
February 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
never got an answer for this
it's star wars. this guy is star wars. hey everybody, it's mr star wars,
February 18, 2026 at 12:08 AM
it's star wars. this guy is star wars. hey everybody, it's mr star wars,
i'm aways saying this
February 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
i'm aways saying this
year of the horse, get you one of these 👇
what's that? i cant hear you over the sound of me discovering the existence of horse jawbone tomahawks
February 17, 2026 at 7:22 AM
year of the horse, get you one of these 👇
doing roses are red rhymes before a weird headline doesn't make the whole thing any funnier. to me
February 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM
doing roses are red rhymes before a weird headline doesn't make the whole thing any funnier. to me
sir! i think you'll find these buffalo wings are exceptionally tame! they're not even feral, let alone wild! the nerve of this establishment!!
February 17, 2026 at 6:56 AM
sir! i think you'll find these buffalo wings are exceptionally tame! they're not even feral, let alone wild! the nerve of this establishment!!
the olympics might be ending on the 22nd, which is sad, but what's way more important is that american dad returns that day
February 17, 2026 at 3:17 AM
the olympics might be ending on the 22nd, which is sad, but what's way more important is that american dad returns that day
well they are now, unfortunately
Star Wars and Star Trek are the same thing. Disagree if you want but that is what I believe.
February 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
well they are now, unfortunately
nevermind the ballsacks, here's the fuck guns
February 16, 2026 at 11:26 PM
nevermind the ballsacks, here's the fuck guns
Reposted by Hunky Kong
fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dang-dong
October 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dang-dong
the assassination of greedo by the coward harrison ford
February 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
the assassination of greedo by the coward harrison ford
hello kitty is not a cat. she is a type 3 civilization due to her ability to harness the total energy of the galaxy
February 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
hello kitty is not a cat. she is a type 3 civilization due to her ability to harness the total energy of the galaxy
what happened with carl. she deactivated. she got me on this site. don't leave me on here!!
February 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM
what happened with carl. she deactivated. she got me on this site. don't leave me on here!!
you know who was also always checking up on agents? and died for our sins? that's right, mr neo matrix
February 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
you know who was also always checking up on agents? and died for our sins? that's right, mr neo matrix
put me in the amber, dawg. rap me up in the golden goo, im ready
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 AM
put me in the amber, dawg. rap me up in the golden goo, im ready