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Hunky Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
· Sep 27
if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
well they are now, unfortunately
Star Wars and Star Trek are the same thing. Disagree if you want but that is what I believe.
February 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
well they are now, unfortunately
nevermind the ballsacks, here's the fuck guns
February 16, 2026 at 11:26 PM
nevermind the ballsacks, here's the fuck guns
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fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dang-dong
October 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dang-dong
the assassination of greedo by the coward harrison ford
February 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
the assassination of greedo by the coward harrison ford
hello kitty is not a cat. she is a type 3 civilization due to her ability to harness the total energy of the galaxy
February 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
hello kitty is not a cat. she is a type 3 civilization due to her ability to harness the total energy of the galaxy
what happened with carl. she deactivated. she got me on this site. don't leave me on here!!
February 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM
what happened with carl. she deactivated. she got me on this site. don't leave me on here!!
you know who was also always checking up on agents? and died for our sins? that's right, mr neo matrix
February 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
you know who was also always checking up on agents? and died for our sins? that's right, mr neo matrix
put me in the amber, dawg. rap me up in the golden goo, im ready
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 AM
put me in the amber, dawg. rap me up in the golden goo, im ready
so much of ufo and cryptid lore is just people coming across a dead animal body and misinterpreting what they're looking at
February 16, 2026 at 3:05 AM
so much of ufo and cryptid lore is just people coming across a dead animal body and misinterpreting what they're looking at
the name's dick dialysis and i have the world's largest collection of toe bones
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
the name's dick dialysis and i have the world's largest collection of toe bones
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The abdominal snowma'am
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The abdominal snowma'am
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spin kicking your ass in the dancing peanut vans
February 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
spin kicking your ass in the dancing peanut vans
mandela effect: george w bush never had a third head
February 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
mandela effect: george w bush never had a third head
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the valentine guy was a patron saint of a buncha things, including beekeepers. let's just just celebrate bees and those who keep them every 14th of february
February 15, 2024 at 12:19 AM
the valentine guy was a patron saint of a buncha things, including beekeepers. let's just just celebrate bees and those who keep them every 14th of february
it's lukes guys walker
February 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
it's lukes guys walker
horoscope: the no-reason-boner fairy will visit you today at the most inopportune time
February 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
horoscope: the no-reason-boner fairy will visit you today at the most inopportune time
a fun name for a dog is doctor
February 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
a fun name for a dog is doctor
🎶 i backed into a cop car the other day, he shot me in the head, hey that's not ok🎶
February 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
🎶 i backed into a cop car the other day, he shot me in the head, hey that's not ok🎶
scrubs is coming back soon. ʸᵃʸ.
February 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
scrubs is coming back soon. ʸᵃʸ.
bring back chudler posting
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
bring back chudler posting
get down from there
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
get down from there