Pinned
Hunky Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
· Sep 27
if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
farting too much. send help
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 AM
farting too much. send help
thou art a blundering lobcock! thy mind is kindred to the beetle-head fopdoodle! naught but a cumberworld!,
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
thou art a blundering lobcock! thy mind is kindred to the beetle-head fopdoodle! naught but a cumberworld!,
they should make all video games the price of an nes game on the wii virtual console. five dollarydoos
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
they should make all video games the price of an nes game on the wii virtual console. five dollarydoos
normalize saying egads!, dagnabbit!! and heavens above!!! when something really really fucked up happens
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
normalize saying egads!, dagnabbit!! and heavens above!!! when something really really fucked up happens
the game grumps have been skinned and turned into a 90s style 8-ball leather jacket
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the game grumps have been skinned and turned into a 90s style 8-ball leather jacket
jazzercise never involved actual jazz
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 AM
jazzercise never involved actual jazz
if i ever found an elder scroll id throw that shit in the trash. buncha bullcrap
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
if i ever found an elder scroll id throw that shit in the trash. buncha bullcrap
i'm a hoth rising and the forest moon of endor is in the lando system. that's why i did all those murders
February 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
i'm a hoth rising and the forest moon of endor is in the lando system. that's why i did all those murders
every picture of you is a picture of your younger self, except for that weird pic of your skull atop The Bone Structure
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
every picture of you is a picture of your younger self, except for that weird pic of your skull atop The Bone Structure
flash should save everyone of us already. what is he waiting for
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
flash should save everyone of us already. what is he waiting for
i can barely read this but i think it's telling me im weird and gay
February 9, 2026 at 7:29 AM
i can barely read this but i think it's telling me im weird and gay
dog names: bingo
cat names: mr fluffles
horse names: i've never sucked my own dick, much to my chagrin, not flexible enough you see, oh well that's just the way it is, how are you today
human names: sarah snook
cat names: mr fluffles
horse names: i've never sucked my own dick, much to my chagrin, not flexible enough you see, oh well that's just the way it is, how are you today
human names: sarah snook
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM
dog names: bingo
cat names: mr fluffles
horse names: i've never sucked my own dick, much to my chagrin, not flexible enough you see, oh well that's just the way it is, how are you today
human names: sarah snook
cat names: mr fluffles
horse names: i've never sucked my own dick, much to my chagrin, not flexible enough you see, oh well that's just the way it is, how are you today
human names: sarah snook
finally, this asshole sat his ass down and listened!
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
finally, this asshole sat his ass down and listened!
thank you for your support ticket! we see you, we hear you, we love you, but we're going to need you to zip your yap
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
thank you for your support ticket! we see you, we hear you, we love you, but we're going to need you to zip your yap
is it just me or did that horrific dunkin ad make no sense
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
is it just me or did that horrific dunkin ad make no sense
is there a sports bowel happening
February 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
is there a sports bowel happening
the temperature is currently the same number as the date. help me
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 AM
the temperature is currently the same number as the date. help me
Reposted by Hunky Kong
Every US Olympic athlete is from, like, Grinchdick MO
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Every US Olympic athlete is from, like, Grinchdick MO