John Leavitt
@leavittalone.bsky.social
@Leavittalone from Twitter . Writer and cartoonist. Seen in The Toast, New Yorker, The Awl, The Nib, Racked, The Rumpus, The Baffler, etc. That guy you met at that party once. http://www.leavittalone.com/
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John Leavitt
@leavittalone.bsky.social
· Nov 11
John Leavitt talks ethical consumption under capitalism @ Drunk Educate
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Hello new followers, here is a sadly still relevant presentation I gave about What Is To Be Done www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6GH...
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Cold Spark cannons are the most bitchass form of pyro and if your pyro guy only brings Cold Sparks he hates you. Like ordering a steak and the waiter brings you a plate of parsley sprigs and nothing else
September 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Cold Spark cannons are the most bitchass form of pyro and if your pyro guy only brings Cold Sparks he hates you. Like ordering a steak and the waiter brings you a plate of parsley sprigs and nothing else
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No vendor would ever use drape that translucent for anything, which indicates that this is the mar-a-lago in house pipe and drape setup, and it's set up so poorly I've seen people fired for less.
It's really incredible that the only thing he loves is pageantry but he won't even pay for that.
It's really incredible that the only thing he loves is pageantry but he won't even pay for that.
They’ve got Twitter up on the big screens in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago makeshift “situation room.”
Photos from Trump’s Truth Social account.
Photos from Trump’s Truth Social account.
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
No vendor would ever use drape that translucent for anything, which indicates that this is the mar-a-lago in house pipe and drape setup, and it's set up so poorly I've seen people fired for less.
It's really incredible that the only thing he loves is pageantry but he won't even pay for that.
It's really incredible that the only thing he loves is pageantry but he won't even pay for that.
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its incredible to read how the regime has to do a hard sell on the oil companies for this. president grandpas 1989 brain does it again. oil is 50 dollars a barrel and the infrastructure is degraded and the situation completely confused and politically volatile. oil ceos not exactly excited. amazing
whatever the real reason for this was by the smart guys, the stated reason for the addled moron in charge is oil. and that's darkly funny considering we don't need it
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
its incredible to read how the regime has to do a hard sell on the oil companies for this. president grandpas 1989 brain does it again. oil is 50 dollars a barrel and the infrastructure is degraded and the situation completely confused and politically volatile. oil ceos not exactly excited. amazing
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THE COMICS CURMUDGEON: marching back into your life like a cat and a bird who are best friends joshreads.com/2026/0...
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
THE COMICS CURMUDGEON: marching back into your life like a cat and a bird who are best friends joshreads.com/2026/0...
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Get on the train to Newer York
January 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Get on the train to Newer York
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This encapsulates right-wing politics more than I could ever imagine
I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to
January 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
This encapsulates right-wing politics more than I could ever imagine
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Milo Edwards: Pindos (Full Special)
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January 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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my first comedy special “pindos” about my time as a russian tv comedian has just hit 100k on youtube, there has never been a better time to get in on milo edwards content before it goes global
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
my first comedy special “pindos” about my time as a russian tv comedian has just hit 100k on youtube, there has never been a better time to get in on milo edwards content before it goes global
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What does cocaine, The Tiger King, money laundering, illegal animal trafficking, diploma mills, and international crime rings have in common?
Weirdly, our current Secretary of State Marco Rubio.
I also had no idea Rubio converted to Mormonism, then Catholicism, then became a Southern Baptist.
Weirdly, our current Secretary of State Marco Rubio.
I also had no idea Rubio converted to Mormonism, then Catholicism, then became a Southern Baptist.
This is incredibly worth reading in light of what is happening now and the basis on which Trump and Rubio are pursuing charges against Maduro.
The Narco-Terrorist Elite - The American Prospect
Why is Marco Rubio so hell-bent on making Iran-Contra again?
prospect.org
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
What does cocaine, The Tiger King, money laundering, illegal animal trafficking, diploma mills, and international crime rings have in common?
Weirdly, our current Secretary of State Marco Rubio.
I also had no idea Rubio converted to Mormonism, then Catholicism, then became a Southern Baptist.
Weirdly, our current Secretary of State Marco Rubio.
I also had no idea Rubio converted to Mormonism, then Catholicism, then became a Southern Baptist.
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"Being beautiful is Alice's job, as much as it is the former beauty queen and call girl Mandy's or the hooker Domino's. ...Hers is the daytime regimen of a courtesan (or an actress), devoted to the rigorous maintenance of her looks. She's associated, more than any other character, with mirrors;"
The Kubrick Site: Introducing Sociology by Tim Kreider
The Kubrick Site / The
alt.movies.kubrick Archives
www.visual-memory.co.uk
April 11, 2024 at 4:36 AM
"Being beautiful is Alice's job, as much as it is the former beauty queen and call girl Mandy's or the hooker Domino's. ...Hers is the daytime regimen of a courtesan (or an actress), devoted to the rigorous maintenance of her looks. She's associated, more than any other character, with mirrors;"
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if you want to know how bad this got my Manhunt profile was just a paragraph from Kreider's essay on Eyes Wide Shut
April 11, 2024 at 4:34 AM
if you want to know how bad this got my Manhunt profile was just a paragraph from Kreider's essay on Eyes Wide Shut
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"why are you like this?" I imprinted too hard on detective fiction as a child and now I think every middle aged alcoholic is my Mom what's your excuse?
April 11, 2024 at 4:30 AM
"why are you like this?" I imprinted too hard on detective fiction as a child and now I think every middle aged alcoholic is my Mom what's your excuse?
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I have to go back to work on Monday after effectively 3 weeks off. I know I should be retraining my body to sleep at night and get up at 5:45 but I AM FUCKING NOT
youtu.be/Tj08Ni3tklw?...
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Beck - Up All Night
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January 4, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I have to go back to work on Monday after effectively 3 weeks off. I know I should be retraining my body to sleep at night and get up at 5:45 but I AM FUCKING NOT
youtu.be/Tj08Ni3tklw?...
youtu.be/Tj08Ni3tklw?...
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time until listening to "this year" by the mountain goats this year: 73 hours 54 minutes
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
time until listening to "this year" by the mountain goats this year: 73 hours 54 minutes
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When another boy has a fifth of scotch
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
When another boy has a fifth of scotch
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Just catching up to these pics, holy shit what a low-effort staging. “Put a black sheet in front of the omelette station and uhh everyone look lethal and kinetic.”
Several of the photos have Twitter up on a screen in the background but I can’t make out what search term appears
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Just catching up to these pics, holy shit what a low-effort staging. “Put a black sheet in front of the omelette station and uhh everyone look lethal and kinetic.”
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Two senior citizens who co-founded a strip mall dojo chain are killing each other on a yacht. This is the greatest show ever made.
January 4, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Two senior citizens who co-founded a strip mall dojo chain are killing each other on a yacht. This is the greatest show ever made.
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I have chosen watching all six seasons of COBRA KAI as my injury recovery activity, and this show about strip mall dojos run by local small business owners training cults of child warriors to fight and die for them is kind of remarkable just for existing.
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I have chosen watching all six seasons of COBRA KAI as my injury recovery activity, and this show about strip mall dojos run by local small business owners training cults of child warriors to fight and die for them is kind of remarkable just for existing.
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This ceiling tile was the answer to the tricky Tin Wedding Anniversary gift (I got him the antique tin London bus toy seen before)
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This ceiling tile was the answer to the tricky Tin Wedding Anniversary gift (I got him the antique tin London bus toy seen before)
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Details - including the first cartoon I ever sold
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Details - including the first cartoon I ever sold
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I think the Art Wall The Camera Pans Past In The Movie So You Get My Deal is complete
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I think the Art Wall The Camera Pans Past In The Movie So You Get My Deal is complete
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Here's a 10 min version if you don't have time for the whole ESPN shindig. Also, my dude was gorgeous.
www.tiktok.com/@yesterqueer...
www.tiktok.com/@yesterqueer...
At the turn of the 20th century the most famous and admired athlete in the U.S. was an amateur hockey player named Hobey Baker. #queerhistory #hobeybaker #heatedrivalry #hockeytok
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January 4, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Here's a 10 min version if you don't have time for the whole ESPN shindig. Also, my dude was gorgeous.
www.tiktok.com/@yesterqueer...
www.tiktok.com/@yesterqueer...