Fungocrat
@fungocrat.bsky.social
Tout le malheur des hommes vient d'une seule chose, qui est de ne pas savoir demeurer en repos dans une chambre.
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The omens and portents are in: it's the perfect time for complacency. Things will work out.
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The omens and portents are in: it's the perfect time for complacency. Things will work out.
The growing anti-elite sentiment in the political atmosphere is worrying to me, given my conspicuous merit.
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The growing anti-elite sentiment in the political atmosphere is worrying to me, given my conspicuous merit.
We each have a bodily process which is a true image of the cosmic moral order. It is the digestion. This is the moral importance of a high-fibre diet - to know the path of right action is to feel it in your bowels.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We each have a bodily process which is a true image of the cosmic moral order. It is the digestion. This is the moral importance of a high-fibre diet - to know the path of right action is to feel it in your bowels.
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(2 billion years ago)
genie: are you sure?
prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls
genie: are you sure?
prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
(2 billion years ago)
genie: are you sure?
prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls
genie: are you sure?
prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls
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the river is high again you know what that means kids it's time for another sacrifice
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
the river is high again you know what that means kids it's time for another sacrifice
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Today is Décadi the 20th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate the harrow.#JacobinDay
More information on the harrow
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate the harrow.#JacobinDay
More information on the harrow
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today is Décadi the 20th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate the harrow.#JacobinDay
More information on the harrow
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate the harrow.#JacobinDay
More information on the harrow
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Following every person on LinkedIn who lists their job title as Sensei
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Following every person on LinkedIn who lists their job title as Sensei
Doing a land acknowledgement of the Microsoft Azure Australia South-East Data Centre hosting this Microsoft Teams meeting.
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Doing a land acknowledgement of the Microsoft Azure Australia South-East Data Centre hosting this Microsoft Teams meeting.
Requesting medical leave to brood darkly on ill bodings.
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Requesting medical leave to brood darkly on ill bodings.
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Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.
Asking my coworkers if this project has brought them unquiet dreams, ill bodings, spectral figures warning of something that hulks just out of sight.
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Asking my coworkers if this project has brought them unquiet dreams, ill bodings, spectral figures warning of something that hulks just out of sight.
Seeking appointment as my state's Heritage Commissioner on a platform of "History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake." The program is the total effacement of all cultural memory.
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Seeking appointment as my state's Heritage Commissioner on a platform of "History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake." The program is the total effacement of all cultural memory.
We're going to make ecological conservation politically mainstream by imbuing it with visceral cruelty. You are allowed, encouraged, even required to kill invasive species as brutally as possible. Every Australian must beat a deer to death with a claw hammer.
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We're going to make ecological conservation politically mainstream by imbuing it with visceral cruelty. You are allowed, encouraged, even required to kill invasive species as brutally as possible. Every Australian must beat a deer to death with a claw hammer.
To everyone out there disaffected and confused by systems of bureaucratic rationality: we see you. We care.
And so we're expanding our regulatory reform program of reducing administrative burdens to also reduce spiritual burdens. The program will continue to operate by bureaucratic rationality.
And so we're expanding our regulatory reform program of reducing administrative burdens to also reduce spiritual burdens. The program will continue to operate by bureaucratic rationality.
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
To everyone out there disaffected and confused by systems of bureaucratic rationality: we see you. We care.
And so we're expanding our regulatory reform program of reducing administrative burdens to also reduce spiritual burdens. The program will continue to operate by bureaucratic rationality.
And so we're expanding our regulatory reform program of reducing administrative burdens to also reduce spiritual burdens. The program will continue to operate by bureaucratic rationality.
My heart is moved to pity for those who can't hack the dizzying winds and social dislocations of modernity (not me; I'm thriving).
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My heart is moved to pity for those who can't hack the dizzying winds and social dislocations of modernity (not me; I'm thriving).
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judge a man not by the color of his skin, but by the content of his gut biome
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
judge a man not by the color of his skin, but by the content of his gut biome
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In my role playing game there are many Matches, which are made up of Rounds, which consist of Turns. Every Turn has four Quarter-Turns. There are several Actions in each Quarter-Turn, and each of those has multiple Moments. Moments are precious. Each one contains the entirety of one Existence
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
In my role playing game there are many Matches, which are made up of Rounds, which consist of Turns. Every Turn has four Quarter-Turns. There are several Actions in each Quarter-Turn, and each of those has multiple Moments. Moments are precious. Each one contains the entirety of one Existence
I've seen people who enjoy sun-bathing, going to the beach etc being described as "Sun Worshippers". This is precisely wrong. Someone who worships the Sun respects its power and stays out of it unless with good reason.
November 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I've seen people who enjoy sun-bathing, going to the beach etc being described as "Sun Worshippers". This is precisely wrong. Someone who worships the Sun respects its power and stays out of it unless with good reason.
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White boy shocks chinese restaraunt by containing somehwere deep inside himself an intense, jewel like beauty; hyper concentrated to a single point, to be almost imperceptible, until it catches and looses the fire of the sun, in a chance gesture or the hint of an expression,
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
White boy shocks chinese restaraunt by containing somehwere deep inside himself an intense, jewel like beauty; hyper concentrated to a single point, to be almost imperceptible, until it catches and looses the fire of the sun, in a chance gesture or the hint of an expression,
What are the best concrete contexts for teaching a toddler about the concept of entropy? This is important for introducing him to his purpose.
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What are the best concrete contexts for teaching a toddler about the concept of entropy? This is important for introducing him to his purpose.
One day soon, scientists hope that we might discover life on Earth. Until then we wait with stony patience.
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
One day soon, scientists hope that we might discover life on Earth. Until then we wait with stony patience.
Had my performance review at work. I've been hitting my metrics but apparently there are portents in the sky foretelling my ruin, I need to meet with an augur weekly now for omen management.
I asked it this was legal and they told me "Everything's AI now" so yeah.
I asked it this was legal and they told me "Everything's AI now" so yeah.
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Had my performance review at work. I've been hitting my metrics but apparently there are portents in the sky foretelling my ruin, I need to meet with an augur weekly now for omen management.
I asked it this was legal and they told me "Everything's AI now" so yeah.
I asked it this was legal and they told me "Everything's AI now" so yeah.
Toddler's new socks have a zoologically questionable antlered-bear design on them. The union of predator and prey. Powerful image.
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Toddler's new socks have a zoologically questionable antlered-bear design on them. The union of predator and prey. Powerful image.
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Glory be to God for pinto beans –
For beans of couple-colour as a brinded cow;
For rose-moles all in stipple upon beans that swim;
Fresh-firecoal chestnut-beans; black-eyed peas;
For beans of couple-colour as a brinded cow;
For rose-moles all in stipple upon beans that swim;
Fresh-firecoal chestnut-beans; black-eyed peas;
October 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Glory be to God for pinto beans –
For beans of couple-colour as a brinded cow;
For rose-moles all in stipple upon beans that swim;
Fresh-firecoal chestnut-beans; black-eyed peas;
For beans of couple-colour as a brinded cow;
For rose-moles all in stipple upon beans that swim;
Fresh-firecoal chestnut-beans; black-eyed peas;